A Shitty rap about Quadratic Functions I wrote in half an hour
5 replies, posted
[release]Now I’m gonna school you on some simple concepts
Simple concepts involving mathematics
Stuff ain’t over your head, so sit down and listen
And I’ll show you how to find the zeros in a function
Stuff looks messy, like a piled-up junction
But it ain’t bad, once you get the reduction
You don’t need to be no computer hacker
Once you learn the part on how to factor
All you gotta do is find the common number
Couldn’t be harder if you were any dumber
Now put the rest away in bracket
And the next step ain’t no complex racket
Find the common factor amongst these variables
And there you have it
You got your zeros
Chorus
Math ain’t easy but it’s logical
Better than some mismatched radicals
Concepts over concepts, stuff’s complex
You gotta learn the learnin’, ‘comes an asset
Math ain’t easy but it’s logical
Better than some mismatched radicals
Concepts over concepts, stuff’s complex
You gotta learn the learnin’, ‘comes an asset
Next on the list is the Quadratic formula
You’d swear people think they’d seen tarantulas
But trust me, the stuff ain’t that scary
‘Specially after you get to learn the subbin’
We got a formula right up in here
We take the numbers from the ‘riginal ‘quator
Plug em right in and whadda ya know,
The whole thing ties neatly, like a bow
You see the little plus and minus there?
You gotta split it up, it’s common fare
And once you solve that stuff right down to the end
You’ll get your zeros, end of suspense
Math ain’t easy but it’s logical
Better than some mismatched radicals
Concepts over concepts, stuff’s complex
You gotta learn the learnin’, ‘comes an asset
Now’s the time, to find the vertex
Do a bang-up job, they’ll say “Nice shootin’, tex”
Here we have a function in it’s vertex form
‘Fore you take the number out, change it’s sign
It’s just how we do it, that’s the norm.
Math ain’t easy but it’s logical
Better than some mismatched radicals
Concepts over concepts, stuff’s complex
You gotta learn the learnin’, ‘comes an asset
Now before I go, I got something to say
Just cause it’s hard, don’t throw your pitch in the hay
Once you got out and cover your bases
You’ll solving rapidly, be a God amongst the Aces[/release]
I have to rap this (as in actually sing it), and make a video starring myself, for a math presentation
Enjoy
:v:
[editline]01:05AM[/editline]
Oh man, this is gonna be so terrible
Film it now
I can't hear it
Record a video in the style of Don't Copy That Floppy.
I like your lyrics, pretty cool how it all flows..
Post the video, sounds cool.
[editline]07:30PM[/editline]
Once you make it.
Rap lives from the music and the voice flow yo! its not rap until u hear it. Post a video bro id luv to hear it done.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.