Read the Slenderman thread.
Although it only lasts for two days.
itchy balls keep me awake
Do not fap before going to bed. It makes you all hot and tired, making you more likely to fall asleep. Sure, the orgasm makes it feel like an adrenaline rush, but it just makes you too relaxed to stay awake.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19865865]Excruciating pain helps. Stab yourself a few times.[/QUOTE]
Odd, I was doing this today in history class to keep me awake
Listen to music.
[QUOTE=V-typ3;19865943]play with your testicals
works for me[/QUOTE]
I actually have quite a story related to this.
I play Project Zero (Fatal Frame) and I can't sleep for a week.
[url]http://www.zipfizz.com/[/url]
the energy shots will keep you up forever
if you wanna be more natural about it, sleep on a regular schedule (go to bed/wake up at the same time every day) you'd be surprised just how much this helps, if you sleep with a radio or tv on it'll also help a lot to turn that off. other than that just sleep more, eat healthily, and working out regularly usually ups my energy level.
Be a real man!
Use the force of your willpower
Meth
fap, it helps.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19865865]Excruciating pain helps. Stab yourself a few times.[/QUOTE]
but what if he loses blood or something and passes out?
[QUOTE=ItGoesSplat;19865866]Ice water. Juice. Apples.
Avoid sugary stuff, you'll just feel tired soon after.[/QUOTE]
Both juice and apples contain loads of sugar.
Vivarin
I usually take a shower in the morning and it gets me awake but for you I suggest get more sleep and drink water.
electro shock collar
Make a thread on Facepunch
[b]Some things I'm sure of that will keep you awake, that I have tried:[/b]
Coffee, tea, anything with caffeine.
Think about something small that someone did to you and blow it out of proportions. (Example: a girl looked at you today, fantasize that you'll talk to her, then she'll give you a blow job in your backyard, then your mother will watch you, and then she'll join..etc.). Won't make you very productive, but it'll stimulate your brain enough to keep you awake.
Take a cold shower.
Just wash your face with cold water.
Read a bunch of jokes and laugh at them very obnoxiously, keeps me awake.
Play lots of video games. They don't help me wake up, they just keep me from wanting to sleep.
[b]Some things that I've heard other people say will keep you awake, but have not tried myself:[/b]
Espresso shots in your coffee.
Cigarettes.
Cocaine.
Red Bull (I'm actually going to try that tomorrow..yay!! )
Porn.
1. Go to YouTube/Personal Music Collection.
2. Find loudest piece of Death Metal you can find.
3. Play it as loud as possible.
Works for me.
God, sometimes I think you people are playing a sick alternate reality game with me. Every time I go on Facepunch, I notice something pertaining to my life, and that is usually involved with some form of media. It usually also has to do with something freaky.
For instance, I just got done watching a movie. Guess which one? I'll give you a hint:
[img]http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/freddy-krueger-crossed-arms.jpg[/img]
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=KmScMT;19870482]but what if he loses blood or something and passes out?[/QUOTE]
If he loses enough blood to pass out, he's doing it wrong. A paper cut, not slitting your wrists
Suicide mouse.
Watch everything in the "Don't go to sleep videos" thread.
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