• Cars 3 Official Teaser
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[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;51410408]I was wondering why the trailer didn't look all that bad and then I realised that they didn't show any of the weird physiological attributes these cars have. Even they realise how fucking stupid talking cars are and look. Just axe it already and make it about PEOPLE driving those cars :v:[/QUOTE] The original [I]Cars[/I] trailer had a few shots of eyeless cars. [video=youtube;v7y0yh-fLYA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7y0yh-fLYA[/video] [editline]22nd November 2016[/editline] I remember one time I read a comment that said "why does a car have a mattress strapped to the top?" and it has bothered me ever since [IMG]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/c/c6/Cars-leroy-traffik.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090223153715[/IMG]
I was with some friends and one of them almost teared up when someone mentioned this trailer rip her.....
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;51409306]I never changed my point of view [editline]22nd November 2016[/editline] The first words you hear upon clicking that link is "There's nothing really wrong about liking Toy Story 3, but..." As if he is an authority on what you can and can't like Can't say that isn't pretentious[/QUOTE] "there's nothing really wrong about liking Toy Story 3" "clearly he must mean there's something wrong about liking Toy Story 3" He literally tried to make it clear that there wasn't anything wrong about liking Toy Story 3 despite the complaints he was about to make regarding it. At least, that's how I understood it. It's not wrong for you to like Toy Story 3 but he thinks it was clearly made with merchandising in mind.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;51412535]I remember one time I read a comment that said "why does a car have a mattress strapped to the top?" and it has bothered me ever since [IMG]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/c/c6/Cars-leroy-traffik.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090223153715[/IMG][/QUOTE] IIRC he drops it off at a gas station in the middle of the night and lays down on it. Or rather, flops on his side. [sp]Please don't question my oddly vivid memory of this film.[/sp]
Even if they go for a darker tone, it wouldn't be the first time. I mean shit they literally murdered Bruce Campbell's character in cars 2. [editline]22nd November 2016[/editline] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpm9BOcOuI[/media]
[QUOTE=WJS;51410335]What's behind the cars eyes? Do they have a brain in there or is it just a normal car interior?[/QUOTE] [url=https://youtu.be/yusZ__hr7x4?t=39]I have found the official answer to this question.[/url] What am I doing with my life
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;51412956][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTTsP_US-kk[/media] Shit's fucked[/QUOTE] I guess the Sole Survivor must have tried transferring Curie's mind into a car first.
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;51412956][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTTsP_US-kk[/media] Shit's fucked[/QUOTE] Weren't headlights tits in the first movie? I remember some Lady cars "flashing" with their retractable headlights and they got kicked out. :v:
[QUOTE=Drury;51413149][url=https://youtu.be/yusZ__hr7x4?t=39]I have found the official answer to this question.[/url] What am I doing with my life[/QUOTE] "And eventually someone asks 'why does he even need to show her a map'" [t]http://static5.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/125504/4212411-facepalm[/t]
[QUOTE=Drury;51413149][url=https://youtu.be/yusZ__hr7x4?t=39]I have found the official answer to this question.[/url] What am I doing with my life[/QUOTE] I remember seeing this a while back lol it's a good little story.
Oh no, it happened. We're now talking about how these cars function. There's no way back now.
Is Cars 3 going to be the first rated R Pixar movie?
always remember that there is a car pope, which means car catholicism exists, which means car jesus died for our car sins.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;51413652]always remember that there is a car pope, which means car catholicism exists, which means car jesus died for our car sins.[/QUOTE] But... How did they put car jesus on a cross?
[QUOTE=Minelayer;51413907]But... How did they put car jesus on a cross?[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189389685024489472/250774800341925888/unknown.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Drury;51411947]Cars 3 Official Trailer except every fade is replaced with We Are Number One except every one is replaced with Nutshack theme except every nutshack is replaced with lightning mcqueen going ka chow[/QUOTE] And each one gets slower and slower.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;51413055]Even if they go for a darker tone, it wouldn't be the first time. I mean shit they literally murdered Bruce Campbell's character in cars 2. [editline]22nd November 2016[/editline] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpm9BOcOuI[/media][/QUOTE] they show a dashboard gague cluster for the blue car cars in cars have car interiors, confirmed
is cars 3 about a Humvee that's just returned from afghanistan
[QUOTE=Blazedol;51411953][IMG]https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--m29lAO84--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17whfjpjxkvgxjpg.jpg[/IMG] [I]Kachow[/I][/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU[/media] 30:50
[QUOTE=Drury;51411947]Cars 3 Official Trailer except every fade is replaced with We Are Number One except every one is replaced with Nutshack theme except every nutshack is replaced with lightning mcqueen going ka chow[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;7u8dF1SQlas]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8dF1SQlas[/video]
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;51414204][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU[/media] 30:50[/QUOTE] Oh mother of fuck i wasn't prepared for this
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51414666][video=youtube;7u8dF1SQlas]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8dF1SQlas[/video][/QUOTE] I love this forum
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51414666][video=youtube;7u8dF1SQlas]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8dF1SQlas[/video][/QUOTE] let me just say im sorry
[QUOTE=Drury;51414718]let me just say im sorry[/QUOTE] Sony Vegas died trying to render this and I had to download Windows Movie Maker
Now have it be that every time Lightning say ka-chow there is an entire reading of the Bee Movie script.
[QUOTE=TectoImprov;51414769]Now have it be that every time Lightning say ka-chow there is an entire reading of the Bee Movie script.[/QUOTE] how many copies of Sony Vegas must be sacrificed to appease thee
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;51414666][video=youtube;7u8dF1SQlas]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8dF1SQlas[/video][/QUOTE] it's 3 hours long I don't know what I expected
Cars 3 Official Trailer except every fade is replaced with We Are Number One except every one is replaced with Nutshack theme except every nutshack is replaced with lightning mcqueen going ka chow but after every ka chow the bee movie plays and every bee speeds up the video and every step decreases video quality
[QUOTE=The Duke;51410088] Considering the demographic that buys most of the Cars merchandise, I don't imagine they'd [i]literally[/i] kill him.[/QUOTE] In one of the movies the james bond car destroys an oil rig and kills everyone on it. At least it looked that way.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;51414204][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU[/media] 30:50[/QUOTE] he has no muscles on his arm bones, so its completely implausible that they are moving. 2/10 learn anatomy
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