[QUOTE=aezsxrdctfyg;17120101]Pizza Guy: Thank god it's the Police! You gotta help me. These guys strapped a bomb to my neck and told me to rob the store or it will explode!
Police Guy: I'm sure they did. You're coming with us.
Pizza Guy: *head explodes*
No seriously, what the fucking hell cops? You didn't even remove the fucking bomb off his fucking neck? Did you think it was a joke or something? I hope they got suspended for their inaction.[/QUOTE]
They likely did try to help him by calling the bomb squad. It probably just went off quickly after.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17120247]They likely did try to help him by calling the bomb squad. It probably just went off quickly after.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like some shit from Battle Royal.
[quote=wikipedia]# 1322: Humphrey de Bohun, 4th Earl of Hereford was fatally speared through the anus by a pikeman hiding under the bridge during the Battle of Boroughbridge.[19]
# 1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.[20][/quote]
Shit man, shit.
[quote]1987: Budd Dwyer, the State Treasurer of Pennsylvania, committed suicide during a televised press conference in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Facing a potential 55-year jail sentence for alleged involvement in a conspiracy, Dwyer shot himself in the mouth with a revolver.[/quote]I think I saw that video, I saw something very similar but I don't know if it was the same one.
[quote]1998: Every player on the visiting soccer team at a game in the Democratic Republic of the Congo was struck by a fork bolt of lightning, killing them all instantly.[/quote]Holy crap.
[url]www.darwinawards.com[/url]
hilarious site about dumb deaths
[QUOTE=DaveP;17119907][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths[/url]
Read, laugh[/QUOTE]
[quote]2006: Steve Irwin, an Australian television personality and naturalist known as The Crocodile Hunter, died when his heart was impaled by a short-tail stingray barb while filming a documentary entitled "Ocean's Deadliest" in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef. [142][/quote]
:(
damnit
[quote=lol]2003: Brian Douglas Wells, a pizza delivery man in Erie, Pennsylvania, was killed by a time bomb that was fastened around his neck. He was apprehended by the police after robbing a bank, and claimed he had been forced to do it by three people who had put the bomb around his neck and would kill him if he refused. The bomb later exploded, killing him. In 2007, police alleged Wells was involved in the robbery plot along with two other conspirators[/quote]
This is seriously fucked. i just saw some footage of it.
[QUOTE=zotic;17120897]This is seriously fucked. i just saw some footage of it.[/QUOTE]
I want footage of said exploding pizzaman.
HAHAHHA oh wow.
[quote=lol]2009: Vincent Smith II, an employee at the Cocoa Services Inc. chocolate factory in Camden, New Jersey, was loading chunks of raw chocolate when he slipped and fell into a large melting tank filled with 120oF (50oC) chocolate, and was knocked out by one of the mixing paddles. Smith was trapped in the melting tank for 10 minutes before rescuers were able to extract him. He was declared dead a short time later.[159][/quote]
What a delicious death.
[QUOTE=R4iden;17120907]I want footage of said exploding pizzaman.[/QUOTE]
Easy to find, hard to get out of mind
[QUOTE=Hell Strike;17120695]:(
damnit[/QUOTE]
It was only almost 4 years ago tooo soooooon! :saddowns:
[I]2009: Jonathan Campos, a sailor charged with murder killed himself in his Camp Pendleton, San Diego, CA, cell by stuffing toilet paper in his mouth until asphyxiated[/I]
Oh lol
[I]2009: Martin Cassidy, a 44-year-old stand-up comedian from Blackburn, England, died from asphyxia caused by breathing in large quantities of laughing gas while watching pornography on his laptop computer, according to a coroner. The coroner ruled a case of "Death by misadventure"[/I]
Oh god fucking lol
[QUOTE=zotic;17120937]HAHAHHA oh wow.
What a delicious death.[/QUOTE]
It was on the news, they said he died immeadetly after falling down
[I]2005: Lee Seung Seop, a 28-year-old South Korean, collapsed of fatigue and died after playing the videogame StarCraft online for almost 50 consecutive hours in an Internet cafe[/I]
Talk about playing WoW for straight 12 hours, this guy played StarCraft for 50 hours
[QUOTE=R4iden;17120907]I want footage of said exploding pizzaman.[/QUOTE]
lol i just had to google it, pretty fucking funny.
[img]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7567/fatnoise.png[/img]
*fartnoise*
[QUOTE=R4iden;17119931]
2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after he accepted the bet.
Ermm[/QUOTE]
i could so do that [B]without[/B] dying
[QUOTE=Ginteru;17121162]
[I]2009: Martin Cassidy, a 44-year-old stand-up comedian from Blackburn, England, died from asphyxia caused by breathing in large quantities of laughing gas while watching pornography on his laptop computer, according to a coroner. The coroner ruled a case of "Death by misadventure"[/I]
[/QUOTE]
thats a pretty shit one tbh nitrous oxide doesn't inherently make you laugh.
i know this because i've done it with a bunch of people before, we never laughed
[QUOTE=Hamm0;17119912]I saw this article about this woman who got impaled by a frozen urine spear from a planes faulty toilet system.[/QUOTE]
lol wat?
[quote]207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs[/quote]
ha
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;17120311]Shit man, shit.[/QUOTE]
why do you like anus-related deaths
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;17121708]ha[/QUOTE]
Haha, thats just charming.
Plus, he was a stoic, which makes it even funnier.
[QUOTE=zotic;17120937]HAHAHHA oh wow.
What a delicious death.[/QUOTE]
What if they still sold it?
"Cocoa Services Chocolate, it's to die for!"
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[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;17121708]ha[/QUOTE]
"HAHAHAHHA LOOK AT IT HAHAHAHAHHA FIGS AHAHAHHAAHHAGHA :downsgun:"
Ahaha!
[quote]1671: François Vatel, chef to Louis XIV, committed suicide because his seafood order was late and he could not stand the shame of a postponed meal. His body was discovered by an aide, sent to tell him of the arrival of the fish. The authenticity of this story is quite questionable.[/quote]
There was a show in which the pizza man thing happened, Zac Effron played the pizza guy. lol
[QUOTE=mysteryman;17121918]Ahaha![/QUOTE]
Yeah, that ones bollocks.
He killed himself because he had an epiphany; he realised he was insignifcant and merely an asset for nobility to pass around.
The French have a word for having a stroke in the middle of an orgasm?
Weird.
[QUOTE=SwizzChees;17120004]1995:A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
hahaha, what?![/QUOTE]
I just imagine him stopping after he's blown his face off with the second shot,then thinking.
"Mabye this is a bad idea."
[QUOTE=L_Dawg;17120119]Back to the topic
Genghis Khan. Died of a nosebleed on his wedding night.[/QUOTE]
That was Atilla the Hun not Genghis Khan
Well, some An heroes on here. Where is the one for the kid that killed him self cause he lost his iPod?
[quote]
"The Jewish historian Flavius Josephus recorded details of his death, telling of symptoms that included intense itching, intestinal pain, shortness of breath, convulsions, and gangrene of the genitalia."
Gangrene. Of. The. GENITALIA.
In layman's terms? Dickrot.
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:aaaaa:
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17122255]:aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
My man has cock rot
[QUOTE=aezsxrdctfyg;17120101]Pizza Guy: Thank god it's the Police! You gotta help me. These guys strapped a bomb to my neck and told me to rob the store or it will explode!
Police Guy: I'm sure they did. You're coming with us.
Pizza Guy: *head explodes*
No seriously, what the fucking hell cops? You didn't even remove the fucking bomb off his fucking neck? Did you think it was a joke or something? I hope they got suspended for their inaction.[/QUOTE]
They did something like that on Law and order. Some people attached a bomb necklace to a guy and made him rob a bank. The necklace was on timer and the bank clerks took too long and he sploded.
the guy famous for going off the niagra falls in a barrel broke allmost every bone in his body. after he recovered he slipped on an apple and died.
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