[quote]Apparaatinformatie
Apparaat Omschrijving: HP LaserJet 4100 Series
Activanummer:
Bedrijfsnaam: [url]www.xnxx.com[/url]
Contactpersoon: john smith
IP adres: 130.209.220.120
Printermodel: HP LaserJet 4100 Series
Printernummer: C8050A
Printerserienummer: NLCGD25788[/quote]
So, if your name is John Smith, you printer is now disabled for good.
And the "Bedrijfsnaam" (Corporation Name) is a porn site :v:
[editline]10:36PM[/editline]
Guys, look what you did to the poor printer.
[quote]Huidig aantal pagina's: 600553
Serienummer: CNRXH70602
Aantal items in gebruik: 44
Maximum aantal items: 50
Aantal
Aantal pagina's
Gebeurtenis
Omschrijving of personality
44 591800 49 FF04 Printerfout
43 576406 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
42 569117 13.21.00 KLEP OPEN PAPIERSTORING
41 551945 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
40 528130 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN
39 506974 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
38 505798 13.06.00 STORING IN FUSER-UITVOER, PAPIER GEBLOKKEERD
37 472620 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
36 443750 49 FF04 Printerfout
35 441657 59.40 Printerfout
34 441600 59.40 Printerfout
33 441420 59.40 Printerfout
32 441423 59.40 Printerfout
31 441300 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN
30 441306 59.40 Printerfout
29 437745 13.02.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER GEBLOKKEERD
28 437745 59.40 Printerfout
27 435550 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN
26 435558 59.40 Printerfout
25 430906 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
24 321302 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
23 301465 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
22 282429 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
21 281908 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
20 217866 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
19 156760 49 FF04 Printerfout
18 78693 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
17 72218 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
16 62410 59.40 Printerfout
15 62410 59.40 Printerfout
14 62410 59.40 Printerfout
13 62410 59.40 Printerfout
12 62410 59.40 Printerfout
11 62410 59.40 Printerfout
10 62410 59.40 Printerfout
9 62410 59.40 Printerfout
8 62410 59.40 Printerfout
7 62410 59.40 Printerfout
6 62418 59.40 Printerfout
5 62020 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN
4 62021 59.40 Printerfout
3 45180 49 FF04 Printerfout
2 45128 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT
1 0 10.40.00 Originele HP-onderdelen geïnstalleerd[/quote]
600553 pages!
@Dlaor dominated!
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18474035]So, if your name is John Smith, you printer is now disabled for good.
And the "Bedrijfsnaam" (Corporation Name) is a porn site :v:
[editline]10:36PM[/editline]
Guys, look what you did to the poor printer.
600553 pages![/QUOTE]
That better not be my moms printer :P
Oh wait, its not connected /facepalm
And shes not named john smith.
Shame this can be easily defeated by just taking the paper out of the printer.
[QUOTE=Caps lock;18470509]I don't see the point if we can't see the reactions.[/QUOTE]
It's for funzies
See if a big celebirty has a Print'a and frame them with Pics of _________________
I'm going to print this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18470391&postcount=1[/url]
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18474035]
[quote=German stuff]
Aantal pagina's
[/quote][/QUOTE]
... pagina?
[QUOTE=Hemroid_Man;18478058]... pagina?[/QUOTE]
That's not German stuff, it's Dutch, and it means "Page"...
The full line says: "Number of pages:"
Where's the Harvard printer? Has FP already destroyed it? I want to spam print my college application to Harvard on it! :eng101:
Cool.
[QUOTE=Execro;18474962][img]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9551/faulty2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I love how that personifies the printer. :smile:
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18470407]No, child porn is best.[/QUOTE]
Good idea!
see you in jail.
Someone needs to find out how to do this with Lexmarx, Dell, etc printers.
When I was in Middle school I used to 'Jam' the printers in such a way so that whenever someone hit print, it would just print what I had it print. So naturally I made it print Black & White Nudes, You should've seen the look on this one kid's face
At my school, every classroom has a printer, so you can just send randoms to random rooms.
Dick move guys.
^ yep, some technologically impaired people might be in need right now :(
I printed out a Gamecube manual.
[url]https://store.511tactical.com/hp/device/this.LCDispatcher?nav=hp.DeviceStatus[/url]
Printed a 118 paged FAQ/Walkthrough for MGS4.
By now, everyone at work is fighting and accusing each other for printing this and that.
I love it.
Some one get a printer with a webcam in the room.
[QUOTE=Baldr;18473055]You are lying sir.
Proof:
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/2hpljxf.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Greasemonkey
Now.
I printed these out:
[img]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1276/brejni.png[/img] [img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6397/brainw.png[/img]
Just as a test.
None of the photoshops are serious attempts.
[media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/eatindick.jpg[/media]
imagine if some guys name there is Dick :ohdear:
Print out a giant paper saying "It's me, Jon. Fire me please" on as many printers as possible and hope for the best. :v:
[editline]01:03PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;18484424][media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/eatindick.jpg[/media]
imagine if some guys name there is Dick :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Dick Cheney?
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18470407]No, child porn is best.[/QUOTE]
It is for me. I'm 13, so it's not weird :smug:
[editline]11:07AM[/editline]
I so badly wanna be their when someones ass and balls print out :v:
Ah. That sounds wrong...
I'll print some dragon porn.
[QUOTE=LoserMan255;18472573]Guys, guys, guys , we're NOT 4chan !!![/QUOTE]
Stop being a loser, man.
255.
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