• Let's hack some printers over the internet.
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[quote]Apparaatinformatie Apparaat Omschrijving: HP LaserJet 4100 Series Activanummer: Bedrijfsnaam: [url]www.xnxx.com[/url] Contactpersoon: john smith IP adres: 130.209.220.120 Printermodel: HP LaserJet 4100 Series Printernummer: C8050A Printerserienummer: NLCGD25788[/quote] So, if your name is John Smith, you printer is now disabled for good. And the "Bedrijfsnaam" (Corporation Name) is a porn site :v: [editline]10:36PM[/editline] Guys, look what you did to the poor printer. [quote]Huidig aantal pagina's: 600553 Serienummer: CNRXH70602 Aantal items in gebruik: 44 Maximum aantal items: 50 Aantal Aantal pagina's Gebeurtenis Omschrijving of personality 44 591800 49 FF04 Printerfout 43 576406 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 42 569117 13.21.00 KLEP OPEN PAPIERSTORING 41 551945 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 40 528130 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN 39 506974 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 38 505798 13.06.00 STORING IN FUSER-UITVOER, PAPIER GEBLOKKEERD 37 472620 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 36 443750 49 FF04 Printerfout 35 441657 59.40 Printerfout 34 441600 59.40 Printerfout 33 441420 59.40 Printerfout 32 441423 59.40 Printerfout 31 441300 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN 30 441306 59.40 Printerfout 29 437745 13.02.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER GEBLOKKEERD 28 437745 59.40 Printerfout 27 435550 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN 26 435558 59.40 Printerfout 25 430906 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 24 321302 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 23 301465 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 22 282429 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 21 281908 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 20 217866 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 19 156760 49 FF04 Printerfout 18 78693 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 17 72218 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 16 62410 59.40 Printerfout 15 62410 59.40 Printerfout 14 62410 59.40 Printerfout 13 62410 59.40 Printerfout 12 62410 59.40 Printerfout 11 62410 59.40 Printerfout 10 62410 59.40 Printerfout 9 62410 59.40 Printerfout 8 62410 59.40 Printerfout 7 62410 59.40 Printerfout 6 62418 59.40 Printerfout 5 62020 13.20.00 PRINTER KAN HET PAPIER NIET AUTOMATISCH UITVOEREN 4 62021 59.40 Printerfout 3 45180 49 FF04 Printerfout 2 45128 13.01.00 STORING IN PAPIERINVOER 1, PAPIER TE LAAT 1 0 10.40.00 Originele HP-onderdelen geïnstalleerd[/quote] 600553 pages!
@Dlaor dominated!
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18474035]So, if your name is John Smith, you printer is now disabled for good. And the "Bedrijfsnaam" (Corporation Name) is a porn site :v: [editline]10:36PM[/editline] Guys, look what you did to the poor printer. 600553 pages![/QUOTE] That better not be my moms printer :P Oh wait, its not connected /facepalm And shes not named john smith.
[img]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9551/faulty2.jpg[/img]
Shame this can be easily defeated by just taking the paper out of the printer.
[QUOTE=Caps lock;18470509]I don't see the point if we can't see the reactions.[/QUOTE] It's for funzies
See if a big celebirty has a Print'a and frame them with Pics of _________________
I'm going to print this: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18470391&postcount=1[/url]
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18474035] [quote=German stuff] Aantal pagina's [/quote][/QUOTE] ... pagina?
[QUOTE=Hemroid_Man;18478058]... pagina?[/QUOTE] That's not German stuff, it's Dutch, and it means "Page"... The full line says: "Number of pages:"
Where's the Harvard printer? Has FP already destroyed it? I want to spam print my college application to Harvard on it! :eng101:
Cool.
[QUOTE=Execro;18474962][img]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9551/faulty2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I love how that personifies the printer. :smile:
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18470407]No, child porn is best.[/QUOTE] Good idea! see you in jail.
Someone needs to find out how to do this with Lexmarx, Dell, etc printers.
When I was in Middle school I used to 'Jam' the printers in such a way so that whenever someone hit print, it would just print what I had it print. So naturally I made it print Black & White Nudes, You should've seen the look on this one kid's face
At my school, every classroom has a printer, so you can just send randoms to random rooms.
Dick move guys.
^ yep, some technologically impaired people might be in need right now :(
I printed out a Gamecube manual. [url]https://store.511tactical.com/hp/device/this.LCDispatcher?nav=hp.DeviceStatus[/url]
Printed a 118 paged FAQ/Walkthrough for MGS4. By now, everyone at work is fighting and accusing each other for printing this and that. I love it.
Some one get a printer with a webcam in the room.
[QUOTE=Baldr;18473055]You are lying sir. Proof: [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/2hpljxf.png[/img][/QUOTE] Greasemonkey Now.
[QUOTE=Pinsandneedles;18482442]Greasemonkey Now.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18473235&postcount=87[/url]
I printed these out: [img]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1276/brejni.png[/img] [img]http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6397/brainw.png[/img] Just as a test. None of the photoshops are serious attempts.
[media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/eatindick.jpg[/media] imagine if some guys name there is Dick :ohdear:
Print out a giant paper saying "It's me, Jon. Fire me please" on as many printers as possible and hope for the best. :v: [editline]01:03PM[/editline] [QUOTE=D2K5S1;18484424][media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/eatindick.jpg[/media] imagine if some guys name there is Dick :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Dick Cheney?
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;18470407]No, child porn is best.[/QUOTE] It is for me. I'm 13, so it's not weird :smug: [editline]11:07AM[/editline] I so badly wanna be their when someones ass and balls print out :v: Ah. That sounds wrong...
I'll print some dragon porn.
[QUOTE=LoserMan255;18472573]Guys, guys, guys , we're NOT 4chan !!![/QUOTE] Stop being a loser, man. 255.
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