[QUOTE=CourageDog;20405789]I'm a girl to everyone saying fuck her haha[/QUOTE]
:q:
I'm all for condemning idiots like these to their own fates, but there is a baby at stake here. She will ruin the life of this child. In this case, you should try to step in and stop this. I agree with her getting a dog and trying to take care of that. Clean that shit up.
Ask her to make it a threesome
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20405412]Let her do what she wants. If she wants to fuck up her own life, let her.[/QUOTE]
she not just fucking her own life up.
she's fucking up a child's.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;20406796]OP is female.[/QUOTE]
Bro he said that well before she said she was a girl
Fuck the guy your buddy's thinking of fucking. Beat her to the punch.
Print out some stories of teenage moms and have her read them. I bet she won't want to be a mother any more after that.
I hate these people who are lonely or bored and then think they should have a baby like it's a pet or something.
Taking back my previous statement, I suggest showing her a picture of a placenta and telling her "This will be coming out of your vagina if you have that baby." The get her a puppy.
Get ready for the joke....
"Knock it out of her."
Now that that's done, I can give some serious advice. Talk to her damn parents.
Break her girl parts
ALSO. go to [url]http://pregnancyvideos.googlepages.com/[/url] and make her sit through some of the birth videos.
Tell her that her would-be child would be happier if she got an education and a stable foundation.
Give her one of those parental education babies.
What a coincidence I've always wanted one too!
Buy her a cat.
As someone else said, how can she raise a baby with no basic means of life beyond herself. She says she wants to make the child happy, but it'll only grow in a meager poor and harsh existance itself if she rushes it.
Tell her she isn't ready to bring up a child, it will end up having a terrible life because she won't be able to look after it and work.
Or kiss her. Once she tastes the lovely lady lips of yours she will forget all about leading a hetro-sexual lifestyle. For a while anyway. In fact a study shows most women that try to have children at a very young age it means they are trying to ignore lesbian instincts, she probably is a lesbian. Oh and she made you godmother, meaning she's close to you. Go for it!
Tell her this.
"You're going to change your mind."
As a woman whos had a child before, I can safely say that they are delicious
[QUOTE=Asm;20412184]As a woman whos had a child before, I can safely say that they are delicious[/QUOTE]
Informative.
I hope she knows that she's a stupid cunt. Her thoughts are immature and VERY inconsiderate. Most likely, she has no job, therefore no money to support a baby. She has no partner to help her raise a kid properly with her. She has absolutely no idea what she is possibly getting herself into.
Also, it is mandatory for you to post pictures of her, and yourself.
Tell her I'll have her babies, even if that doesn't make sense.
[QUOTE=Asm;20412184]As a woman whos had a child before, I can safely say that they are [b]delicious[/b][/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20409378]ALSO. go to [url]http://pregnancyvideos.googlepages.com/[/url] and make her sit through some of the birth videos.[/QUOTE]
Christ, I remember seeing a birth video on youtube as it was linked of some pro-life bullshit thing. I swear to god it made me feel nauseous because it was so repulsive, so she could try showing her those indeed!
as hot as you are no thankyou
[QUOTE=Asm;20412184]As a woman whos had a child before, I can safely say that they are delicious[/QUOTE]
Wait, what.
Here's what you gonna do.
First, you grow a beard. Yes, I've heard that it's quite hard for females to grow beards, but you can do it, if you believe in yourself, that is.
Then you buy monkeys. Train them to talk and some martial arts. Then you gonna dress one monkey as a little child. They look funny with clothes on :3
Anyway, you get pool cubes for you and the monkeys. Then you beat the bitch to death with those pool cubes. Then, you eat a Twinkie.
[QUOTE=CourageDog;20405399]Yeah, thread title sums it up. She's a lonely girl, i must admit, she doesn't have too many friends and her family is quiet too. She's completely convinced she wants this child, she begged another friend that is a bit older to have sex with her so she can have one.
I've been speaking to her for 3 hours, trying to convince her that this is an awful idea and that she would be giving up everything. She just won't listen, and i don't know what to do.. I really don't want her life to be wasted. My friend has always been very sad, she had a rough upbringing and she said she wants the kid to make it happier than she was when she was younger. She has no idea what she is letting herself into.
I have no idea what to say. What can i do?!
[b]UPDATE:[/b]
yay she wants me to be a [b]godmother[/b].
I fucking hate kids what the fuck do i do shit[/QUOTE]
You're not a girl though, based on your Steam profile, and your non-existent Facebook link. :colbert:
Troll?
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