Tell her "I don't want to have a child" and move your hand in a line between your and her face.
[QUOTE=Count Esco;20416449]Here's what you gonna do.
First, you grow a beard. Yes, I've heard that it's quite hard for females to grow beards, but you can do it, if you believe in yourself, that is.
Then you buy monkeys. Train them to talk and some martial arts. Then you gonna dress one monkey as a little child. They look funny with clothes on :3
Anyway, you get pool cubes for you and the monkeys. Then you beat the bitch to death with those pool cubes. Then, you eat a Twinkie.[/QUOTE]
Pool cubes are hard to find these days, just use pool cues.
So what you really mean to say is, she wants some guy to get her pregnant so she can leech him for the next 18 years and live like a welfare bum?
Protip: guys, if you're going to have sex, bring your own condoms. Sometimes, chicks like this will poke holes in condoms or otherwise damage them, get pregnant, and then soak your ass for the bills. It's no fun knowing you're working your ass off so 70% of your wage can go to some dumb bitch you fucked once and a kid you never get to see because said dumb bitch managed to convince the courts that you're a monster.
[QUOTE=TheMetalMan;20416489]You're not a girl though, based on your Steam profile, and your non-existent Facebook link. :colbert:
Troll?[/QUOTE]
no couragedog is no troll, and sadly her story is true. and her friend that wants the child is 14 i believe.
Just tell her how hard it's going to be, and that she should wait 10 years or so.
[QUOTE=Carne;20422009]Just tell her how hard it's going to be, and that she should wait 10 years or so.[/QUOTE]
The only thing hard will be the cock going into her to make the baby, everything else will be taken care of by the parents.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20422044]The only thing hard will be the cock going into her to make the baby, everything else will be taken care of by the parents.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[QUOTE=Count Esco;20416449]Then, you eat a Twinkie.[/QUOTE]
OMG LOL so RANDUM xDxDxD :fuckyou:
Pretend that you have your condom off. That will shut her up for 3 months....
Wait, OP is female? Tell him what I said :havlat:
she's going through with it..
Even though i told her that her crappy excuse for a suitable father could get charged with rape, she carries on anyway. It's upsetting, really, because she used to be a very good friend of mine, but now i'm not so sure.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;20421582]So what you really mean to say is, she wants some guy to get her pregnant so she can leech him for the next 18 years and live like a welfare bum?
Protip: guys, if you're going to have sex, bring your own condoms. Sometimes, chicks like this will poke holes in condoms or otherwise damage them, get pregnant, and then soak your ass for the bills. It's no fun knowing you're working your ass off so 70% of your wage can go to some dumb bitch you fucked once and a kid you never get to see because said dumb bitch managed to convince the courts that you're a monster.[/QUOTE]
Fuckin' agreed!
To parent a child is very expensive.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20405638]BagMinge101 seems to have overlooked the fact that it's two lives she's going to screw up. There is a baby involved.[/QUOTE]
Three lives, there is a father you know. Tell her that, tell her that if she won't stop trying for her own good, do it for the baby's good and the father's good. None of this will end well if you are still in high school/college, which I am assuming you are.
Also, on-topic video related to this topic that will grab peoples' attention as they scroll down the page.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uneIieUrgI[/media]
[QUOTE=CourageDog;20405789]I'm a girl to everyone saying fuck her haha[/QUOTE]I don't care :smug:
funny how the majority of teen girls say they hate kids, yet they end up having them later...
theres gonna be the dick guy who fucks her and just bails
I'm the same age as this girl and i can't imagine [B]ever[/B] having a child. Not even in ten years. Babies piss me the fuck off; whats the attraction?!
[QUOTE=CourageDog;20405399]Yeah, thread title sums it up. She's a lonely girl, i must admit, she doesn't have too many friends and her family is quiet too. She's completely convinced she wants this child, she begged another friend that is a bit older to have sex with her so she can have one.
I've been speaking to her for 3 hours, trying to convince her that this is an awful idea and that she would be giving up everything. She just won't listen, and i don't know what to do.. I really don't want her life to be wasted. My friend has always been very sad, she had a rough upbringing and she said she wants the kid to make it happier than she was when she was younger. She has no idea what she is letting herself into.
I have no idea what to say. What can i do?!
[b]UPDATE:[/b]
yay she wants me to be a godmother.
I fucking hate kids what the fuck do i do shit[/QUOTE]
youve been talking to her about this for three hours?
damn you must be dumb as hell
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[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20411631]Tell her this.
"You're going to change your mind."[/QUOTE]
this is like the only answer in the thread i can stand behind
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;20432793]youve been talking to her about this for three hours?
damn you must be dumb as hell[/QUOTE]
She had only just told me about her plans
Your friend sounds like a moron. Do not associate yourself with her.
Let her realise how wrong she is.
don't help her at all
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[QUOTE=TheMetalMan;20416489]You're not a girl though, based on your Steam profile, and your non-existent Facebook link. :colbert:
Troll?[/QUOTE]
she is a girl
lol you got one month ban
It's her choice.
But she's wrong.
Tell her to buy a dog and take care of it
*Yes I understand taking care of a dog is nothing like taking care of a child, but the idea is the same. *
Feed it, clean up after it, leave it outside when youre home, bring it in when you leave, squirt its face is water when its acting up, and then when you go for a run tie a leash around its next and...you get the picture.
[QUOTE=CourageDog;20405447]Her parents are both cunts[/QUOTE]
Talk to a school counsler. One thing a school is useful for is they'll usually call parents and say they've had complaints about their kid, and while the kid will usually lie and say they're fine, it opens the eyes of the parents.
She's not happy and she's lonely. Many girls like that conclude that they should have a baby to take up their time.
[QUOTE=Touhou;20405416]is she hot[/QUOTE]
Third time's the charm.
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[QUOTE=archangel125;20407275]If she wasn't raped, I think she's a dumb bitch who deserves the terrible, terrible life she'll have to live from now on. I only have sympathy for the kid.[/QUOTE]
I know a 15 year old who just had a baby, and a 17 year old who just had her second.
I can see my neighborhood's IQ dropping.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20484099]Third time's the charm.
[editline]01:06AM[/editline]
I know a 15 year old who just had a baby, and a 17 year old who just had her second.
I can see my neighborhood's IQ dropping.[/QUOTE]
no the major problem is that if those kids don't have a good upbringing it's likely they'll be exactly like their parent (because everybody knows the fuckers that impregnate teens are sleazy bastards that'll run way as soon as they get the chance) which will perpetuate the problem in the mom's family by another generation.
Tell her you won't ever talk to her again. Neither will any of the other few friends she has, seeing as how she'll seem like some trashy slut.
Also say shit like "Ugh, I won't even be able to look at you." "The baby? A happy childhood? With a mother of <age>? Think about it." You'll only be embarrassing him at school. Who knows how long he'll get picked on?"
Overall the kid will most likely be fucked up. The mother is a fucking idiot who wanted to have a child at her age just to make herself happy, not the child. She would ultimately be defeating her own purpose.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;20409378]ALSO. go to [url]http://pregnancyvideos.googlepages.com/[/url] and make her sit through some of the birth videos.[/QUOTE]
OH MY GOD WHY DID I GO THERE
:byodood:
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20484761]Tell her you won't ever talk to her again. Neither will any of the other few friends she has, seeing as how she'll seem like some trashy slut.
Also say shit like "Ugh, I won't even be able to look at you." "The baby? A happy childhood? With a mother of <age>? Think about it." You'll only be embarrassing him at school. Who knows how long he'll get picked on?"
Overall the kid will most likely be fucked up. The mother is a fucking idiot who wanted to have a child at her age just to make herself happy, not the child. She would ultimately be defeating her own purpose.[/QUOTE]
"hmm im worried about a good friend
i know call her a dumb cunt that can go fuck herself. that'll let her know that she's going down the wrong path"
jesus have you even talked to a human being in your life. i know an old high school friend that told me today that she was pregnant but i didn't even consider doing something as retarded as this when she told me even though i was shocked and disappointed in her (tho i never told her that).
Honestly, just tell her that she is being stupid. If she doesn't change her mind than just stop being around her.
Secretly wear a condom before having sex.
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