A homeless person on my street is pretty cool and made me think about my life. - General

:saddowns: I hope this isn't a troll attempt, because you got a fuck load of hearts and fuck you to hell if you're a troll.

[QUOTE=theguydude;19599680]:saddowns: I hope this isn't a troll attempt, because you got a fuck load of hearts and fuck you to hell if you're a troll.[/QUOTE] All his threads relate to a Beatles song in some way or form. Obvious troll is obvious.

Damn you OP! Damn you! :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;19599760]All his threads relate to a Beatles song in some way or form.[/QUOTE] Haha I never noticed that.

[QUOTE=Droogie;19596843]--TEXT-- [img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/helgi_hos.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That... was beautiful. Really, that was a pretty awesome story.

When I was with the military I had some duty in another city. There was this homeless guy, he was soooo UBER. He looked like they all do, filthy with a beard to his chest, old cloth with beer in his hands all the time and everything. But he had so fucking much knowledge, he makes [I]everyone[/I] look like an uneducated, ignorant idiot. He frequently went to universities to hold lectures in several different classes and you could talk about everything with him for hours. Everybody knew him and bought him beers, students were seeking him in the park where he lurked around all the time. That guy was fucking impressive

Wow a hobo tells you lyrics to a Beatles song and you over-reacted

It's all the crack and 'nam memories...

[QUOTE=tasty-man;19599929]Wow a hobo tells you lyrics to a Beatles song and you over-reacted[/QUOTE] There was no hobo. Just an idiot with Beatles lyrics.

This man needs to see the beatles thread

[QUOTE=dArKnEsS_2;19600023]There was no hobo. Just an idiot with Beatles lyrics.[/QUOTE] There was no hobo and no idiot. He was talking to thin air :iiam:

[QUOTE=Sgt.Revolver;19590519]So as I walk to my deadbeat job, I see a homeless person on the street. I try to avoid him cause I find these people awkward as fuck, but he caught my attention, and I decide to listen to him, these people are always funny as fuck. So I ask him "What do you want?" He proceeds to tell me "Say the word, and you'll be free." This guy is a fucknut, "What word are you talking about?" He then says "Say the word and be like me" I was gonna then tell him that his life is horrible, and all of the problems that he had, but I was in a good mood, so I wanted to listen to what he was gonna say. "The word is love." Then he says "I know what your thinking, but the word has set me free." He then says "Remember, the word is love, give it a chance to say, it will set you free." I just shrugged him off for the rest of the day, thinking that he was just a crazy idiot, but when I saw him from my way back from work, he was smiling, when I go talk to him and ask him how he could be so happy, he says "Don't worry about me, the word love has set me free, I love the world and thats all I need." When I get home, I thought about my life, all of the people I've been dicks to, I don't know whats gonna happen, but I think a homeless man just changed my life.[/QUOTE]Say "Hi!" to the Sun King when you see him. Oh, and everyone else who is broken by this man's lie, la, la, la, la life goes on. [sp]see OP, I can Beatles too.[/sp]

You should have killed him and took his shit

[QUOTE=Hakito;19592318]... That guy is on he's way to ascension.. You can't understand him if you have a low frequency.[/QUOTE] Of course you can't understand him if you have a low frequency, you'd be a radio wave.

[QUOTE=TH89;19600328]You should have killed him and took his shit[/QUOTE] Use this [img]http://www.revereacademy.com/s/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/r/e/revere_hammer.jpg[/img]

He's an American Buddha

My friend lives on a street where a schizophrenic homeless guy chills, he's awesome.

[QUOTE=dutchah;19593086]You mean: [img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/692/Advice-Dog-GET-SOLICITED-FOR-SEX-HAVE-PHILOSOPHICAL-CRISIS.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Well that was the format I presented the sentence in, no need to make an image out of it.

Homeless people can be the best kind of people.

[QUOTE=Levithan;19603491]Homeless people can be the best kind of people.[/QUOTE] Or the worst. People are people. You can get rich people who are happy and kind, and poor people who are nasty and miserable. Also you can get rich people who are proud and sadistic, and poor people who are humble and kind. All depends on how well they handle numbers.

"Can" is the key word in my sentence.

I thought bird was the word :raise:

ITT people make sex jokes about a hobo soliciting the OP for sex.

I walked over to my gas station and there was a hobo that said hi and he was cool for some reason! :downs:

I saw a homeless guy tonight trying to light this cig he rolled up,it lasted like 4 seconds,so I walked up to him and offered him my lucky cig,(last cig in the pack),He looked at me in fear and started shaking his head no at like a hundred shakes a second like I was trying to kill him,needless to say I felt bad afterwards,I guess most homeless people are used to people beating them in vegas. :C I just moved here from florida like two weeks ago.

[QUOTE=Hakito;19592318]... That guy is on he's way to ascension.. You can't understand him if you have a low frequency.[/QUOTE] I see what you did there. Also, to the guy who shared the story of the crossroads dude... thanks. That was a pretty cool story, and it's amazing to see that there are people so dedicated to spreading the word about the evils of church and industry.

This is why I don't talk to homeless people.