My father is coming home from vacation, and he's going to send us all back to Russia - General

[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;17782972]Stereotyping senses....tingling.... Just because Eastern Europe isn't as rich as the West doesn't mean every square mile, from Bratislava to Petropavlovsk, is a shit hole.[/QUOTE] Yes, it is. Unless you are the top class, it is shit. Most people are drunks and the government easily controls everything because of that. I know it sounds like I'm stereotyping but that's the way it really is. Like I said, you don't want to go from the rich US to Minsk or something.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;17783126]Yes, it is. Unless you are the top class, it is shit. Most people are drunks and the government easily controls everything because of that. I know it sounds like I'm stereotyping but that's the way it really is. Like I said, you don't want to go from the rich US to Minsk or something.[/QUOTE] quite right, the only reason russia is considered a super power is because of it's nuclear arsenal.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;17783126]Yes, it is. Unless you are the top class, it is shit. Most people are drunks and the government easily controls everything because of that. I know it sounds like I'm stereotyping but that's the way it really is. Like I said, you don't want to go from the rich US to Minsk or something.[/QUOTE] I can understand that, but saying that most people there are drunks? Wow.

You in Canada? You can stay with me bro. PM me, we can bake cookies and everything! srsly.

night guys and wish you the best of luck with dealing with your dad

[QUOTE=Methylparaben;17782747]but is your dad drunk and trying to move you to ruissa ? *russia, first slip up[/QUOTE] No, he holds his alcohol. He want's, me to visit Russia with him.

When I say he wants us to go to Russia I mean he wants to take us back to the crappy town we used to live in (Kaluga). Just telling y'all that I'm fine for the moment and the future does not look as grim as I had forseen. Edit (7:02PM) Back at home, nice and warm. I have 3-4 hours to prepare. Hoping everything goes smoothly.

The Hobo life isn't that bad... I think.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;17783126]Most people are drunks and the government easily controls everything because of that.[/QUOTE] bet you never been to any part of eastern europe

So where the hell is your mom in all of this? Seriously is she just like "lol ur drunk dad is kidnapping me 2 russia bbl"

Go to Russia, it's the last place he'll expect to find you, the closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm. Plus you can wear fun hats and make friends with bears.

Be a man and stick up for yourself and you family. No one's going to do it for you, and no one on this forum can help you. There's fighting with words, and fighting with fists; you can fight aggressively or diplomatically. You just have to figure out which one is best for the situation.

Hide.

[QUOTE=Linelor;17785027]Be a man and stick up for yourself and you family. No one's going to do it for you, and no one on this forum can help you. There's fighting with words, and fighting with fists; you can fight aggressively or diplomatically. You just have to figure out which one is best for the situation.[/QUOTE] Real life isn't some movie or game. Shit just doesn't work that way, especially if you want to survive. This is a 15 year old here, barely into puberty- There's almost no way he would be able to take on a fully-grown man. Not to mention that sometimes people just can't be persuaded to do anything. Your 'diplomacy' idea is a laughable last resort at best.

Call social services?

[quote]I know most of you are immature[/quote] :colbert:

I give you the best of wishes, i do know how you feel in a way, but i would rather not tell of my experiences. just telling you that things seem to work themselves out

Happy thanksgiving!

Call social services call social services call social services.

[QUOTE=Linelor;17785027]Be a man and stick up for yourself and you family. No one's going to do it for you, and no one on this forum can help you. There's fighting with words, and fighting with fists; you can fight aggressively or diplomatically. You just have to figure out which one is best for the situation.[/QUOTE] You don't want to blindly go into a war.

Film it for 2 reasons. 1. For evidence for the police 2. For our entertainment.

[QUOTE=mgear;17782698]A god... My sister just got married, her husband is buff, and I'm 15...[/QUOTE] Oh fuck me too.

Ok im gonna help you out HellSolider. Get yourself a very alcoholic beverage and toss it into the middle of a 4 way intersection. SHOULD HE SURVIVE THIS, and he gets you to the airport, scream that your getting kidnapped or that he's sexually abusing you or that he has a bomb/is going to make a bomb for terror. Make a scene and you wont get on that plane. Shouldn't fail man. On second thought just tell them that he's Muslim, theres no fucking way he's getting on that plane if hes Muslim and your screaming about bombs.

Does he have a cousin? If so, he'll be spending most of his time bowling now that he's in America. You will have plenty of time to get away. [editline]07:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Luleychan;17785645] Get yourself a very alcoholic beverage and toss it into the middle of a 4 way intersection. SHOULD HE SURVIVE THIS, and he gets you to the airport, scream that your getting kidnapped or that he's sexually abusing you or that he has a bomb/is going to make a bomb for terror. Make a scene and you wont get on that plane.[/QUOTE] Don't say there's a bomb, OP. You'll get arrested. If you yell that you're being kidnapped in the airport though, someone will step in pretty quickly.

Call the cops if you think your in danger, don't risk going to jail for shooting or stabbing him.

[QUOTE=Slasha00;17785127]Real life isn't some movie or game. Shit just doesn't work that way, especially if you want to survive. This is a 15 year old here, barely into puberty- There's almost no way he would be able to take on a fully-grown man. Not to mention that sometimes people just can't be persuaded to do anything. Your 'diplomacy' idea is a laughable last resort at best.[/QUOTE] B-but... Little Mac won in Punch-Out! Video games wouldn't lie to me... r-r-right?

Call the cops. Call the RCMP.

[QUOTE=Gmans Granny;17784778]bet you never been to any part of eastern europe[/QUOTE] I'm from Babruysk. [editline]08:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;17783227]I can understand that, but saying that most people there are drunks? Wow.[/QUOTE] Hey remember that one time Ukraine won that ONE game in the World Cup a while back? Some stores even prohibited the sale of alcohol the next game to prevent riots and property damage. Anyway, unless you have enough money to live well in a big city, it's really not great, and in the context of the OP, yeah, it's not going to be nice.

Run, you fool! [editline]01:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;17782196]What's wrong with Russia?[/QUOTE] [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7728407.stm[/url] That. [editline]01:34AM[/editline] Two hours or so until his father comes in and fucks shit up. I hope he high tailed it.

The police just tried to talk to my dad and wanted to release him but he started yelling (we don't know if he was drunk or if he was just angry of being in jail). Either way he's being released somewhere >6am in the morning.