My father is coming home from vacation, and he's going to send us all back to Russia - General

The climax of the story is coming guys! Will he get his ass hauled to Russia? Or will he run away and go into hiding?

Take the guns and ambush his car on the way back from the airport. Make sure you police the shell casings, or pohleese could link the bullets to your gun.

Choke him... With a hamster.

Can't your sister legally protect you?

Tell him to fuck the mamaland. Just kidding, but seriously, If someone told me "Your going to russia, NOW!" I would fucking make a run for it. I would recommend continuing with your current plan of action and head for your sisters house with as much stuff as you can carry.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17779585]LThis is not a troll/spam thread I desperately need your help. [b]I know most of you are immature[/b] but I'm sure some of you have life experience to help me out on this. [/QUOTE] At first I was like :frown: But then :mad:

Pour the lighter fluid on the money, when you are in the airport throw the money in the air, as people rush to it. Burn it. Then play a song onh your guitar while your watching people burn

How old is your sister?

Running away sounds good

[QUOTE=Morfar22;17780844]Just get away. Get the fuck out of there! [B]RUN![/B][/QUOTE] your avatar just made your post perfect! But some good 'ol advice is get off Facepunch and get the fuck out of there.

Just go to Russia and join the ultranationalists!

I know I'm late, but hope it goes okay bro. <3

Keep us updated. Good luck.

Steal your parents and anything you can, then stab your father in the stomach and call 911

tyhread music :D [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja_5qt90OFc[/media]

I heard Russia gets pretty cold this time of year. [u][i]Run.[/i][/u]

Keep us updated. I hope the situation works out well for you.

[QUOTE=Linelor;17788386]I had a similar situation with a drunk uncle when I was 16. He came in, decided he would hit my cousin, breaking her nose, so the 37 year old man who worked in construction his whole life and was pretty build got the shit kicked out of him by a 16 year old with a chair. You can win, just have to think. My father has never been that reasonable but I've talked things over with him before, even when he was drunk or angry, [b]you just have to know the person and figure out how to approach them.[/b] Then again, this isn't any of my business and I rightly don't care how it ends up.[/QUOTE] Because Knowing is half the battle! - G.I Joe On a serious note. Hasn't his father gotten home by now?

kill him

RIP man :911:

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17779585] [list]$2000 + change Lighter (+ Fluid) Flask + Funnel Knife Credit/Debit card; public transportation pass; ID; House Key Indoor House Key (unlocks doors from outside) Watch Some sentimental items Backpack (to carry everything in) Bandages + Rubbing Alcohol + Band-aids Phone Wallet The clothes that I can wear on me[/list] [list] All of the above Guns (real, pellet, paintball) Misc. Medical supplies Laptop Ext. Hard Drive Flashlight Tissues Cleaning products (dishes, clothes, etc.) Guitar Misc. Hardware tools A bunch of other shit[/list] [/QUOTE] To be honest it looks like you have everything it takes to survive in a place like Russia. *cough* [b]Edit:[/b] Wow, wow, wow. I read the whole five pages! I feel for you man, I know exactly how you're feeling through this whole ordeal.

If you're anywhere near Krasnoyarsk I wouldn't mind having you here, I have an extra room. Just me and my girlfriend here. Wait that happened a day ago, is that guy even still alive?

So it's been hours since OP last responded. I have the feeling bad shit is going down.

[QUOTE=StickyNade;17779649]Guns at yer disposal, eh? You know what to do.[/QUOTE] Shoot the laptop, take the guitar, become a folk singer.

It sounds like your dad is just angry and talking shite to be honest. You did the right thing by leaving for a while. Hopefully it will complicate issues long enough for your dad to sober up, calm down and start thinking rationally.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17779585] Right now I have packed and am going to get: [list]$2000 + change Lighter (+ Fluid) Flask + Funnel Knife Credit/Debit card; public transportation pass; ID; House Key Indoor House Key (unlocks doors from outside) Watch Some sentimental items Backpack (to carry everything in) Bandages + Rubbing Alcohol + Band-aids Phone Wallet The clothes that I can wear on me[/list] What I have at my disposal: [list] All of the above Guns (real, pellet, paintball) Misc. Medical supplies Laptop Ext. Hard Drive Flashlight Tissues Cleaning products (dishes, clothes, etc.) Guitar Misc. Hardware tools A bunch of other shit[/list][/QUOTE] Sounds like a list of items you'd collect and use to solve puzzles during a survival horror game. Lighter combined with fluid = Working lighter. Also, that really sucks, since you're geared up, I'd run away.

exactly where is he going in Russia? Moscow? central? Siberia? Oh god no Siberia!!! I pray for you bro.

It's been 10 hours since his last post telling us that he was coming home. That says that: He's sleeping and everything will be nice. He's dead by X event when his father came home He's moving to Russia Father saw thread, and either one of the three has happened

[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;17793411]It's been 10 hours since his last post telling us that he was coming home. That says that: He's sleeping and everything will be nice. He's dead by X event when his father came home He's moving to Russia Father saw thread, and either one of the three has happened[/QUOTE] for a thread about your dad moving you to ruissa it's so god dam slow

I hope everything turns out ok!