My father is coming home from vacation, and he's going to send us all back to Russia - General

[QUOTE=Linelor;17788386]I had a similar situation with a drunk uncle when I was 16. He came in, decided he would hit my cousin, breaking her nose, so the 37 year old man who worked in construction his whole life and was pretty build got the shit kicked out of him by a 16 year old with a chair. You can win, just have to think. My father has never been that reasonable but I've talked things over with him before, even when he was drunk or angry, you just have to know the person and figure out how to approach them. Then again, this isn't any of my business and I rightly don't care how it ends up.[/QUOTE] Well this is a little different than a drunk uncle coming home to randomly attack family members. This is a drunk daddy coming home to take you back to Russia, and potentially it can lead to violence. But yeah, if his dad came home and just starting beating people I'd sure as hell advise using whatever means necessary to stop him. Trying to avoid murder while doing it that is, unless he's being a serious threat to you and your family.

So it's mostly over, though I doubt it'll be getting any better. As I went offline on Steam I went to "sleep" (more like lying an all-nighter, never got any sleep). I brought my cell-phone with me to put under the pillow and slept fully clothed. My dad yelled at my mom and they yelled for about an hour. After that my mom went to bed and my dad stayed in the kitchen, he started coughing pretty bad. The coughing went on for almost 2 hours until he started to calm down, but I would still not get any sleep. I layed in bed for another 3 or so hours until I "woke up". As I got out of bed I did my usual thing I do in the morning. About an hour into watching TV in my room my dad comes in and asks me what holiday it is today. I tell him "Thanksgiving". He asks me what we're going to be doing and I tell him we already celebrated it. He walks out of the room. After that he starts to act all nice or some bullshit like that to try and win me over again. I don't know what's going on with my mom right now but she doesn't look all that hot. I'll be waiting it out for the next couple of days. While I wait I'm never going to let him forget what he did.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17794121]So it's mostly over, though I doubt it'll be getting any better. As I went offline on Steam I went to "sleep" (more like lying an all-nighter, never got any sleep). I brought my cell-phone with me to put under the pillow and slept fully clothed. My dad yelled at my mom and they yelled for about an hour. After that my mom went to bed and my dad stayed in the kitchen, he started coughing pretty bad. The coughing went on for almost 2 hours until he started to calm down, but I would still not get any sleep. I layed in bed for another 3 or so hours until I "woke up". As I got out of bed I did my usual thing I do in the morning. About an hour into watching TV in my room my dad comes in and asks me what holiday it is today. I tell him "Thanksgiving". He asks me what we're going to be doing and I tell him we already celebrated it. He walks out of the room. After that he starts to act all nice or some bullshit like that to try and win me over again. I don't know what's going on with my mom right now but she doesn't look all that hot. I'll be waiting it out for the next couple of days. While I wait I'm never going to let him forget what he did.[/QUOTE] You're still alive I see, good. Also cut the man some slack, his just trying to be nice, just go with the flow for a while and see if he is for real.

Maybe your dad figured out how much of an ass he has been and is trying to do better? Or not.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17794121]So it's mostly over, though I doubt it'll be getting any better. As I went offline on Steam I went to "sleep" (more like lying an all-nighter, never got any sleep). I brought my cell-phone with me to put under the pillow and slept fully clothed. My dad yelled at my mom and they yelled for about an hour. After that my mom went to bed and my dad stayed in the kitchen, he started coughing pretty bad. The coughing went on for almost 2 hours until he started to calm down, but I would still not get any sleep. I layed in bed for another 3 or so hours until I "woke up". As I got out of bed I did my usual thing I do in the morning. About an hour into watching TV in my room my dad comes in and asks me what holiday it is today. I tell him "Thanksgiving". He asks me what we're going to be doing and I tell him we already celebrated it. He walks out of the room. After that he starts to act all nice or some bullshit like that to try and win me over again. I don't know what's going on with my mom right now but she doesn't look all that hot. I'll be waiting it out for the next couple of days. While I wait I'm never going to let him forget what he did.[/QUOTE] (viable) options right now. - Take advantage of his kindness to enrich your materialistic assets, then staying in the middleground of hating/forgiving him. - Play in on his rage trip, tell him how it affected you and make him feel sorry, then proceed to option 1 - (If possible) Make up to him if this was a one time show-off and he's a good character usually. - (safest) Stay low-key and only be the "support" person in this issue.

Well he's still yelling downstairs, just broke some glass. I'm pretty sure this is long from over because he's still talking about taking my mom back (not so much me anymore).

[QUOTE=Parky;17779610]tell him to fuck off[/QUOTE] That's what I'd do.

[QUOTE=Smells Like;17794322]You're still alive I see, good. Also cut the man some slack, his just trying to be nice, just go with the flow for a while and see if he is for real.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am fo reeeeeeal

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17781456]My brother-in-law can get there in 5 mins or les, the police 10-15mins[/QUOTE] All the more reason to reverse the calls.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17794800]Well he's still yelling downstairs, just broke some glass. I'm pretty sure this is long from over because he's still talking about taking my mom back (not so much me anymore).[/QUOTE] Where's he gonna put you then? He would be a lousy father if he left you with relatives there alone... Why does he want to go back to Mother Russia anyway. As far as I know, you don't go back to Russia, but Russia takes you back.

try and reason with him... just have a chat so everybody can hear everybody else's opinion.

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17794800]Well he's still yelling downstairs, just broke some glass. I'm pretty sure this is long from over because he's still talking about taking my mom back (not so much me anymore).[/QUOTE] Does your mom want to go back? If she doesn't, he's gonna have kind of a hard time getting her through the airport without getting arrested.

have a discussion with him and he will tell you that he misses the motherland and he has a vision that you and him will become comrades so you will embrace his vision and you will go to russia and you will be comrades with your dad then you will protect the motherland

Damn, that's really sad that there are so many drunkards out there with kids... I mean, they're ruining their child's childhood basically! I'll be praying for you bro! Good luck man!

Keep a knife/gun in your pocket.

Currently he's freaking out about how he was arrested not as much about moving back.

if he decides you're going to russia hijack the plane and fly it into the kremlin

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17779585] What I have at my disposal: [list] All of the above Guns (real, pellet, paintball) Misc. Medical supplies Laptop Ext. Hard Drive Flashlight Tissues Cleaning products (dishes, clothes, etc.) [b]Guitar[/b] Misc. Hardware tools A bunch of other shit[/list] [/QUOTE] rock his FACE OFF

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17795276]Currently he's freaking out about how he was arrested not as much about moving back.[/QUOTE] Is he like "Fucking cops arrested me, I didn't even do anything illegal!" Or is it: "Fucking cops arrested me, I am fucking sick of these pig americans treating us like dirt! Come <Insert wife name>, take the gun and we'll show them how Russia thinks of them!" If situation 2, scream in horror and run opposite direction of father.

[QUOTE=KanonieR;17795751]rock his FACE OFF[/QUOTE] To OP Challenge him to a [B]ROCK OUT!![/B]

[QUOTE=tomahawk2;17789515]No one will take you seriously unless you put on shades. :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] :c00lbert: :colbert:

Threaten your father, Take a beating, And call child protective services. [editline]05:52PM[/editline] :smug:

[QUOTE=Chase827;17789466]who the fuck gave you the right to my avatar?[/QUOTE] You fucking smug bastard you..

[QUOTE=MakeshiftWings;17795160]have a discussion with him and he will tell you that he misses the motherland and he has a vision that you and him will become comrades so you will embrace his vision and you will go to russia and you will be comrades with your dad then you will protect the motherland[/QUOTE] you must be smoking some good shit dawg

hope it's all ok, but can I have the film rights?

i've killed people smuggled people... maybe here it will be different. but seriously how's your situation at the moment?

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;17794800]Well he's still yelling downstairs, just broke some glass. I'm pretty sure this is long from over because he's still talking about taking my mom back (not so much me anymore).[/QUOTE] You know you can call the police/social services in a situation like this, right? You're not in Russia yet, we have those two things here

If you are going by plane, try to *sneak* that gun on the plane, you will be caught without a doubt, and you aren't going anywhere. Except jail.

Russia is cool man, i say go. Also how old are you?

Destroy your passports If you do end up there, go to your previous country's embassy and tell them what happened.