My father is coming home from vacation, and he's going to send us all back to Russia - General

Glad we could solve your problem. Here's your invoice: [u][b]Facepunch Problem Squad[/b][/u] [b]Bill of Goods and Services Rendered[/b] Emotional Councilling - $500 Humour - $200 Friendly Ratings 200pk - $49 Funny Ratings 20pk - $9 Dumb Ratings 5pk - $2 Friends of Facepunch Discount - ($100) Total Due - $660.00

To go to Russia you need to go through an airport. If all else fails, act like a total fuckwad in the airport, running away constantly and refusing to comply with security. When they apprehend you, simply explain your case and suddenly, you may have the airport on your side. That is, of course, given that you don't get out of this before getting at the airport.

Wait, shit, late to the party. Clocks ahoy.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;17823401]Glad we could solve your problem. Here's your invoice: [u][b]Facepunch Problem Squad[/b][/u] [b]Bill of Goods and Services Rendered[/b] Emotional Councilling - $500 Humour - $200 Friendly Ratings 200pk - $49 Funny Ratings 20pk - $9 Dumb Ratings 5pk - $2 Friends of Facepunch Discount - ($100) Total Due - $660.00[/QUOTE] Additional fee: $6.00 - [i]for coffee[/i]

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17823474]Additional fee: $6.00 - [i]for coffee[/i][/QUOTE] Oh, we're doing this the private investigator way? New Shoes - $69.99

[QUOTE=lum1naire;17805892]Lankist is dead.[/QUOTE] Please tell me you're joking. :(

[QUOTE=Aries;17823914]Please tell me you're joking. :([/QUOTE] Probally is, right? Right?...

[quote=darkwolf2;17824490]probally is, right? Right?...[/quote] Lankiiiiist!

[QUOTE=Aries;17823914]Please tell me you're joking. :([/QUOTE] No. He was in court and the judge banged the gavel too hard sending shrapnel into his face

[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;17782574]Can't be much more of a shit hole than certain American cities. I'm looking at [i]you[/i], Detroit, Pittsburgh, and Los Angeles...[/QUOTE] You forgot DC and Baltimore.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;17823401]Glad we could solve your problem. Here's your invoice: [u][b]Facepunch Problem Squad[/b][/u] [b]Bill of Goods and Services Rendered[/b] Emotional Councilling - $500 Humour - $200 Friendly Ratings 200pk - $49 Funny Ratings 20pk - $9 Dumb Ratings 5pk - $2 Friends of Facepunch Discount - ($100) Total Due - $660.00[/QUOTE] forgot taxes garry takes to go towards his vacation

[QUOTE=lum1naire;17827493]forgot taxes garry takes to go towards his vacation[/QUOTE] And the helpful advice: $0.47

[quote=hellduck07;17827702]and the helpful advice: $0.47[/quote] $0.02

I was hoping for some sort of amazing story of how you kill him with your bare hands then go on the run which we could make into a book then movie then maybe a game.

[QUOTE=markg06;17831590]I was hoping for some sort of amazing story of how you kill him with your bare hands then go on the run which we could make into a book then movie then maybe a game.[/QUOTE] Then have some weird death metal band use your murdering as a song

[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;17830780]$0.02[/QUOTE] Hah, Brilliant. Seriously, was I the only one who got this well placed joke?

I'm still waiting for that head OP. I had to get rid of my Orc head to make space for it. You have 1 week or YOUR head shall fill the space.

[QUOTE=lol12;18020988]I'm still waiting for that head OP. I had to get rid of my Orc head to make space for it. You have 1 week or YOUR head shall fill the space.[/QUOTE] Cool as you, wish I could be. Yadda Yadda.

[quote=john_pelphre;18021001]cool as you, wish i could be. Yadda yadda.[/quote] how dare you question cyrodiils grand champion