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Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

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[QUOTE=CaligaNoxNoctus;30575307]I still want to know how EMH managed to convince a friend of theirs to strip nude and crawl across the forest floor.[/QUOTE] He was wearing a full-body costume, actually.

cool how you call your boss childish and complain about the company in your videos, but confirm that he watches them :v:

[quote=Momak Zalku] Oh god look who's watching us![/quote] [quote=Nightmare Agony]Oh gawd I wonder if he will post[/quote] Be afraid, my children.

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[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;30577086]cool how you call your boss childish and complain about the company in your videos, but confirm that he watches them :v:[/QUOTE] heh

[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;30577086]cool how you call your boss childish and complain about the company in your videos, but confirm that he watches them :v:[/QUOTE] He agrees with every word I say, especially because he needs people to go out and do this for him. The power of the employee.

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30577425']Be afraid, my children.[/QUOTE] Can I have a hug mister Slender Man? :3:

[quote=aliendrone123]Can I have a hug mister Slender Man? :3:[/quote] Sure. Come to the nearest forest clearing at 4:44am. Alone. [b]Bring plenty of duct tape[/b]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30588186']Sure. Come to the nearest forest clearing at 4:44am. Alone. [b]Bring plenty of duct tape[/b][/QUOTE] Yes master. :q:

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30588186']Sure. Come to the nearest forest clearing at 4:44am. Alone. [b]Bring plenty of duct tape[/b][/QUOTE] I've heard about that sex position... :ohdear:

Slender Man, care to tell us why you decided to target Alex?

Ɨnquisitor Doomlord: slender man is just a faceless guy in a suit Katatonic717: with tentacles Katatonic717: that rape people or something Ɨnquisitor Doomlord: ok a japanese faceless guy in a suit

[quote=The Maestro]Slender Man, care to tell us why you decided to target Alex?[/quote] I think we all know why. A couple years back I found Alex soaked with rain in the forest. He got lost on the way to the set for his movie project Marble Hornets. I told him I could give him a piggy-back ride, since I know the location of everyone and everything. The fee was that of none other than twenty dollars. Alex never paid me back and to this day, I still try my hardest to make the son of a bitch suffer. I tripped his girlfriend down the stairs and he still doesn't care. What a douche.

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30588829']I think we all know why. A couple years back I found Alex soaked with rain in the forest. He got lost on the way to the set for his movie project Marble Hornets. I told him I could give him a piggy-back ride, since I know the location of everyone and everything. The fee was that of none other than twenty dollars. Alex never paid me back and to this day, I still try my hardest to make the son of a bitch suffer. I tripped his girlfriend down the stairs and he still doesn't care. What a douche.[/QUOTE] Why in the fuck were you raving at his 7th birthday party or w/e? I doubt you were invited. :colbert:

[quote=Chicken_Chaser] Why in the fuck were you raving at his 7th birthday party or w/e? I doubt you were invited. :colbert:[/quote] Just a coincidence. Everyone knows about my fetish for chil- Nevermind.

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30589387']Just a coincidence. Everyone knows about my fetish for chil- Nevermind.[/QUOTE] No, go one. What were you saying about fetishes?

[quote=The Maestro]No, go on. What were you saying about fetishes?[/quote] I'd rather not talk about it. I've had my fair share of experiences. And criminal charges. Good thing I'm the Messenger of the Fourth Dawn or I would be a corpse in the chair right now.

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30588829']I think we all know why. A couple years back I found Alex soaked with rain in the forest. He got lost on the way to the set for his movie project Marble Hornets. I told him I could give him a piggy-back ride, since I know the location of everyone and everything. The fee was that of none other than twenty dollars. Alex never paid me back and to this day, I still try my hardest to make the son of a bitch suffer. I tripped his girlfriend down the stairs and he still doesn't care. What a douche.[/QUOTE] :20bux:

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30589638']I'd rather not talk about it. I've had my fair share of experiences. And criminal charges. Good thing I'm the Messenger of the Fourth Dawn or I would be a corpse in the chair right now.[/QUOTE] It's okay, Slendy. We accept you.

[quote=The Maestro]It's okay, Slendy. We accept you.[/quote] Dawww :3: Times like this make me wish I had tear ducts.

You know, this Slender Man seems like a good guy. I hope he gets those hoodlums Jay, Alex, Jeff, Evan, Vince, and Noah. They're just a bunch of no-good vandals!

[quote=Grim Joker]You know, this Slender Man seems like a good guy. I hope he gets those hoodlums Jay, Alex, Jeff, Evan, Vince, and Noah. They're just a bunch of no-good vandals![/quote] Noah carved male genitalia into my favorite tree. [b]THE SUFFERING HAS BEGUN[/B] [editline]l[/editline] Well Facepunchers, I'm off to visit my Mother's for the rest of the day. That means if you see a shadow outside, It's not me. It's probably just the Rake. Nothing to worry about.

Mrs. Slenderman's mom? :v:

"Now don't forget to wear a sweater, my little Slendy!" "NYUUUH BUT MOOOOOOM!" "Don't you back-sass me, young man! I have a good mind to bend you over my knee and give you a good multiple-arm spanking if you don't listen to ya mother!" Is it me, or can I imagine Slender-man's mum sounding exactly like Death's mother in Family Guy?

I'm back on Mother's poor labtop. Took around 15 seconds to load General Discussion. [quote=SlinkyGuy]"Now don't forget to wear a sweater, my little Slendy!" "NYUUUH BUT MOOOOOOM!" "Don't you back-sass me, young man! I have a good mind to bend you over my knee and give you a good multiple-arm spanking if you don't listen to ya mother!"[/quote] Thanks for the memories. Cept' we can't talk, so back in those days, we communicated through cryptic stone tablets. My cousin Totheark still carries this tradition to this day through contemporary media. [editline]l[/editline] Damn it, something important needs to happen. This thread is running dry.

Hey Slenderman, I remember seeing you in the woods behind my house all the time when I was 12 how come you never visit me anymore? :saddowns:

[quote=halflambada]Hey Slenderman, I remember seeing you in the woods behind my house all the time when I was 12 how come you never visit me anymore? :saddowns:[/quote] When you found masturbation, I had to find another victim. You didn't need me anymore. Nor did you let me down easy. [editline]l[/editline] Brb, gonna go stalk Jay so we can have a new video to talk about.

holy shit he's actually pretty funny

Catch me up on all this bullshit, who the hell is the "Rake" and the "Seed-Eater"? What happened to ol' Slendy?

[quote=New Cidem]Catch me up on all this bullshit, who the hell is the "Rake" and the "Seed-Eater"? What happened to ol' Slendy?[/quote] The Rake is this mangled beast that kills and stares at your face until you wake up. They say that if you see it's eyes you commit suicide for fear that you might see them again. I'm glad I can't see :saddowns:. The Seed Eater is a distant cousin who hunts specific targets and eats them. It has only been reported around Winnipeg, Canada. The Seed Eater's hunt follows several rules, and that's what sets him apart from the rest of the family. As for me, I've been spending all my time on Facepunch. Hope that cleared things up a bit.

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