Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[New Cidem]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30598891']The Rake is this mangled beast that kills and stares at your face until you wake up. They say that if you see it's eyes you commit suicide for fear that you might see them again. I'm glad I can't see :saddowns:. The Seed Eater is a distant cousin who hunts specific targets and eats them. It has only been reported around Winnipeg, Canada. The Seed Eater's hunt follows several rules, and that's what sets him apart from the rest of the family. As for me, I've been spending ally my time on Facepunch.

Hope that cleared things up a bit.[/QUOTE]

Oh thanks, slende- OH SHIT

[aliendrone123]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyOQvJgkOvQ&feature=feedu[/media]
New ToTheArk. That was pretty damn creepy.

[PGunnii]

what does totheark even do anymore besides sitting at home with a mask editing videos in a purposely creepy manner like a crazy bitch

[Beefbars]

I'm not going to watch this until tomorrow.

[editline]20th June 2011[/editline]

As usual

[editline]20th June 2011[/editline]

Because I am scared.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Beefbars;30599958]I'm not going to watch this until tomorrow.

[editline]20th June 2011[/editline]

As usual

[editline]20th June 2011[/editline]

Because I am scared.[/QUOTE]

it's black and white footage of a really fucking dark house deck and he's bitching at how long it's taking him to get to the fucking climax with some OOOOO SCARY SOUNDS

[halflambada]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30598891']The Rake is this mangled beast that kills and stares at your face until you wake up. They say that if you see it's eyes you commit suicide for fear that you might see them again. I'm glad I can't see :saddowns:. The Seed Eater is a distant cousin who hunts specific targets and eats them. It has only been reported around Winnipeg, Canada. The Seed Eater's hunt follows several rules, and that's what sets him apart from the rest of the family. As for me, I've been spending ally my time on Facepunch.

Hope that cleared things up a bit.[/QUOTE]
Golly Mister Slenderman, these creatures sound mighty scary!

[PotsYouPaint]

@marblehornets made a new tweet but it's basically a "yay we've been doing this for 2 years" thing from the creators.

[quote=@marblehornets]Can't believe this whole thing started two years ago. I never should have taken those original tapes from Alex.[/quote]

[SlinkyGuy]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;30599716][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyOQvJgkOvQ&feature=feedu[/media]
New ToTheArk. That was pretty damn creepy.[/QUOTE]

Great! That solved nothing.

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=aliendrone123][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyOQvJgkOvQ&feature=player_embedded[/media]New ToTheArk. That was pretty damn creepy.[/quote]

[img]http://gyazo.com/0daeb3f605959c3c9fc2533e30e16532.png[/img]

Wow. What a special experience of fucking nothing. Honestly, I thought MH would be past "YOU'RE OUT OF TIMEEEE PROTAGONISTTTTTT"

[OctopusGuy]

This thread has taken a turn for the better. Ain't Slendy such a nice chap? :3:

New totheark is pretty creepy. It's good, but I'm still not seeing anything relevant here. Oh, and "YOU'VE DONE NOTHING FOR YEAAAAARS", maybe totheark himself is tired of nothing going on in MH. :v:

[editline]SLENDER MAN RAPED ME WHEN I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD[/editline]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/pvz29H.jpg[/img]

why do i love this face so much

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=OctopusGuy]This thread has taken a turn for the better. Ain't Slendy such a nice chap? :3:[/quote]
Why thank you.
[quote=OctopusGuy]New totheark is pretty creepy. It's good, but I'm still not seeing anything relevant here. Oh, and "YOU'VE DONE NOTHING FOR YEAAAAARS", maybe totheark himself is tired of nothing going on in MH. :v:
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[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/pvz29H.jpg[/img]
why do i love this face so much[/quote]
Because Totheark is expressing how bored he is by drawing faces on posts and shining flashlights on people's decks to confuse them.

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I like how Totheark and Noah updated and the thread is still dry.

[i]C'mon Facepunch, don't let me down.[/i]

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30606873'][i]C'mon Facepunch, don't let me down.[/i][/QUOTE]

Mister Slender Man, How did you come to find Facepunch in the first place?

Did you perhaps stalk Garry when he was a young lad?

[GrabbinPills]

[QUOTE=SlinkyGuy;30593585]"Now don't forget to wear a sweater, my little Slendy!"

"NYUUUH BUT MOOOOOOM!"

"Don't you back-sass me, young man! I have a good mind to bend you over my knee and give you a good multiple-arm spanking if you don't listen to ya mother!"

Is it me, or can I imagine Slender-man's mum sounding exactly like Death's mother in Family Guy?[/QUOTE]

also, slendy needs to sound like mort.

[sp]OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD IN MY MUCUS[/sp]

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30598891'][The Seed Eater] has only been reported around Winnipeg, Canada.[/QUOTE]

For now.... Hopefully I can get around to getting off my ass and making the mask. And a new video should be up soonish, but The Boss hasn't done his part. He's not just a useless bastard in the series, he is in real life, too.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;30609142]Mister Slender Man, How did you come to find Facepunch in the first place?

Did you perhaps stalk Garry when he was a young lad?[/QUOTE]

I think he's stalking me :v:

Crazy people shouldn't watch things like Marble Hornets, we start hallucinating.

[[Slender Man]]

Sorry I won't be able to post for a while. I've got a bad crick in my neck from sitting in a certain position too long. Hurts bad too. I'll be back when it eases. I feel like an idiot, because I sit here on Facepunch with my joint out of wack and now I can't post. :saddowns:

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I hope it's not a compressed or pinched nerve. It didn't fall or hit it or anything. I'll answer questions when It eases. I've actually been laying on my 9ft long bed with a pack of ice on it because I thought it was a compressed nerve.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30610558']Sorry I won't be able to post for a while. I've got a bad crick in my neck from sitting in a certain position too long. Hurts bad too. I'll be back when it eases. I feel like an idiot, because I sit here on Facepunch with my joint out of wack and now I can't post. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Well the chairs weren't exactly designed for tall people, friend.

[SlinkyGuy]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30606873']I like how Totheark and Noah updated and the thread is still dry. [/QUOTE]

Only EMH, MLAndersen0 and/or DarkHarvest00 can save us now.

[The Maestro]

Get well soon, Slendy.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Slenderman is Cthulhu's and Zalgo's lil' toy, remember that guys. ED has the sauce.

[GrabbinPills]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;30611569]Slenderman is Cthulhu's and Zalgo's lil' toy, remember that guys. ED has the sauce.[/QUOTE]

i swear to god.

if you post that story.

i will hurt you.

[Doomish]

I love Alex's asshole-y nature in the most recent couple of MH videos. "Is the CAMERA a couple of miles in the woods?"

"Yes. Because I [I]dropped[/I] it."

"C'MON JAY. C'MON. WHY. LET'S GO JAY. LET'S JUST GO. OH MY GAH."

[The Maestro]

[QUOTE=Doomish;30612464]I love Alex's asshole-y nature in the most recent couple of MH videos. "Is the CAMERA a couple of miles in the woods?"

"Yes. Because I [I]dropped[/I] it."

"C'MON JAY. C'MON. WHY. LET'S GO JAY. LET'S JUST GO. OH MY GAH."[/QUOTE]

He's kind of always had an ass-holey nature.

[Doomish]

[QUOTE=The Maestro;30612564]He's kind of always had an ass-holey nature.[/QUOTE]

That's true, but we've never really gotten to see how Jay and Alex interact in non-screwy-camera-vision until now. :v:

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

Jesus he's like some kind of nagging housewife in the latest one. JAY WHERE'S YOUR CAMERA. YOU DROPPED IT OH GOOD GOING RETARD JUST GET IN THE CAR. OH YOU FOUND IT OKAY WELL I'M STILL GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT WE CAN LOOK AT IT WHEN WE GET BACK SHEESH.

[The Maestro]

In his defense, Jay's a bit of a dingus. I'd probably react as he does.

[CrabC]

Slenderman, what is your super secret weakness.

I wont tell Alex or Jay or anything...

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE=The Maestro;30612669]In his defense, Jay's a bit of a dingus. I'd probably react as he does.[/QUOTE]

Jay? A dingus? Just wait until Nate gets more screen time...

[Him1411]

[QUOTE=MangoJuice;30551678]Where can I get a slender man mannequin/suit to scare people with? :dance:[/QUOTE]

I know its late but I'm creating one with a white morphsuit and a fancy dress blues brothers suit for a fancy dress party. It's not for another month but I will definitely post pictures for you guys.

[[Slender Man]]

Apparently the position of my shoulder joint when playing Minecraft helped ease the crick. Still hurts though.

[quote=aliendrone123]Mister Slender Man, How did you come to find Facepunch in the first place?

Did you perhaps stalk Garry when he was a young lad?[/quote]

Listen, you all know me. I'm a creature that adapts to society as time goes on. Now that we're in the 21st Century, I've grown accustomed to technology and learned to type and play games for mental stimulation an what not. Since I had a PC, I pretty much knew that gaming was the way to go. The game that everyone recommended? Garry's Mod. Naturally, I bought it, the Orange Box, and found myself here.

Although I've been watching you all for far longer than my join date.

[quote=CrabC] Slenderman, what is your super secret weakness.

I wont tell Alex or Jay or anything...[/quote]

Ceiling fans. They're like guillotines to us. What to you think happened to Uncle Ritter?
I was told at the funeral that the Rake ate what was left. Mostly.

It was a closed casket funeral.

[PGunnii]

Do you have any actual reproductive organs? I mean you say you have cousins and whatnot.