Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=KingKombat]Do you have any actual reproductive organs? I mean you say you have cousins and whatnot.[/quote]

Indeed, but we can only breed with our own species, which is slowly dieing. It seems I'm the one of the lucky ones. I survived a couple million years, and I'll a few more thousand if I stay healthy.

[The Maestro]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30614442']Indeed, but we can only breed with our own species, which is slowly dieing. It seems I'm the one of the lucky ones. I survived a couple million years, and I'll a few more thousand if I stay healthy.[/QUOTE]

Just stay away from ceiling fans, yeah?

[Swilly]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30614442']Indeed, but we can only breed with our own species, which is slowly dieing. It seems I'm the one of the lucky ones. I survived a couple million years, and I'll a few more thousand if I stay healthy.[/QUOTE]

Do you actually mean to stalk people? Or are you a door to door salesman?

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=Swilly]Do you actually mean to stalk people? Or are you a door to door salesman?[/quote]
I wander this Earth seeking my Kinder. Only they will be spared the Fourth Dawn. I am it's bringer and Messenger. I kill for a reason, just not one you're prepared to hear. Or read.

You should not worry. I only stay here for a while. On this Earth, for small periods of time. A couple days at a time.

When I'm not here, then I reside in Elsewhere.

I do also have a weekend job as a genitalia enlargement serum salesmen.

[Swilly]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30617512']I wander this Earth seeking my Kinder. Only they will be spared the Fourth Dawn. I am it's bringer and Messenger. I kill for a reason, just not one you're prepared to hear. Or read.

I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]

Door to door salesman of death :v:

[[Slender Man]]

It's lonely over here. :saddowns:

You humans don't post much. Add that to your list of traits that make you inferior to my species.

I'm sorry, that one slipped out.

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That's it, I'm playing Team Fortress 2. Am I the only one here who likes it after all the [b]hats?[/b]

[b]Face[/b] it.
[img]http://gyazo.com/0c0c1f761c29d0d3e1ef53833dddf746.png[/img]
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Swilly]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30618169']It's lonely over here. :saddowns:

You humans don't post much. Add that to your list of traits that make you inferior to my species.

I'm sorry, that one slipped out.

[editline]l[/editline]

That's it, I'm playing Team Fortress 2. Am I the only one here who likes it after all the [b]hats?[/b]

[b]Face[/b] it.
[img]http://gyazo.com/0c0c1f761c29d0d3e1ef53833dddf746.png[/img]
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]

Oi! I post a lot! I'm just distracted with argument over women's rights :v:

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=Swilly]Oi! I post a lot! I'm just distracted with argument over women's rights :v:[/quote]

Well at least I can talk to someone.

This thread is running out of stuff to talk about.

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Why is it taking three days for FEAR 2 to download :wtc:

[editline]l[/editline]

[b]It went from 80% to 50%. What the shitting fuck.[/b]

[CrabC]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30618280']Well at least I can talk to someone.

This thread is running out of stuff to talk about.

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Why is it taking three days for FEAR 2 to download :wtc:[/QUOTE]

Go stalk someone while it downloads.

Or mow lawns for twenty dollars a lawn.

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=CrabC]Go stalk someone while it downloads.

Or mow lawns for twenty dollars a lawn.[/quote]

I don't feel like it right now.

As it gets later, I just get in a bad mood and lose my gentlemen's charm.

I just feel like screaming at it to download.

I just remembered I don't have a mouth. :downsrim:

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30618996']I just feel like screaming at it to download.

I just remembered I don't have a mouth. :downsrim:[/QUOTE]

You have no mouth, and you must scream?

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=CaligaNoxNoctus]You have no mouth, and you must scream?[/quote]

I thought of that when I made the post.

I thought no one would bring it up. That's the creepiest story I've ever (sensed?).

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30619392']That's the creepiest story I've ever (sensed?).[/QUOTE]

That brings up an interesting question though. How do you read what's on the screen? Unless I skipped over that answer in which case I apologize.

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=CaligaNoxNoctus]That brings up an interesting question though. How do you read what's on the screen? Unless I skipped over that answer in which case I apologize.[/quote]

I have a sort of omniscience. I know where [b]everything[/b] exists in spacetime. This includes words in a book or on a monitor. That's how I navigate a forest or set up my PC.

For example, ink exists in spacetime. I know it's shape on the paper, so I can make out letters. Computer data works in a different way, but I can read it nonetheless. (i.e. text in a Facepunch post)

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30619685']I have a sort of omniscience.[/QUOTE]

Any idea where my Borderlands disc went?

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=CaligaNoxNoctus]Any idea where my Borderlands disc went?[/quote]

Have you tried looking in it's case?

Once again :downsrim:

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Well, I'm off to go play Mineraft. I'll be back to answer questions about tomorrow.

[ifaux]

oh my god the new totheark

:byodood: i'll add it to OP later i'm getting lazy

[italics560]

shit is getting real in MH baby

[ifaux]

so totheark is a lot fucking darker than unusual

literally

[editline]22nd June 2011[/editline]

the description is base64 for "54321"

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];30619821']Have you tried looking in it's case?

Once again :downsrim:

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Well, I'm off to go play Mineraft. I'll be back to answer questions about tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

How does totheark play a role in your agenda?

[AutomataReturns]

Has this thread devolved into asking Slender Man questions?
*sigh* Imbeciles.
..
Who's your tailor?

[Sublata]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;30623303]Has this thread devolved into asking Slender Man questions?
*sigh* Imbeciles.
..
Who's your tailor?[/QUOTE]
I refuse to let that happen, let's have some entertainment. Popcorn?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_kKGfbHc1k[/media]

[italics560]

this is exactly how I think jay reacted to the new totheark

[img]http://pichars.org/store/3522_original_1304835379476.jpg[/img]

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=AutomataReturns]Has this thread devolved into asking Slender Man questions?
*sigh* Imbeciles.[/quote]
I didn't want it to happen, but there was really not much else to talk about.
[quote=AutomataReturns]Who's your tailor?[/quote]
Mother does my suits.
[quote=KingKombbat]How does totheark play a role in your agenda?[/quote]
I like to call him a cousin, but he's really a special one of my Kinder.
[quote=Sublata]I refuse to let that happen, let's have some entertainment. Popcorn?[/quote]
Face it. This thread is running dry.

Well, I'll be on my way. A Shepard must tend to his Flock.
I think I should return to lurking the forums like I once did. I think Slender Man Q&A is getting boring and tiresome for everyone, including me.

[SIender Man]

imposter.

[SlinkyGuy]

Woah. . .TWO Slendermen?

Well I suppose it does make sense, after all, you can't stalk Alex, Jay, Jeff, Evan, Vince AND Noah all at the same time!

[[Slender Man]]

[quote=SIender Man]imposter.[/quote]

Or a long lost relative? :buddy:

[ifaux]

fuck off slender man

[ZombieFleezus]

gasp suddenly Slender Men in this thread.

[GrabbinPills]

i've always thought that slenderman actually has some kind of double life in which he is actually a very nice guy, like an esteemed victorian gentleman who enjoys a leisurely stroll through the park as well as base jumping.