Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[Grim Joker]

Oh, that reminds me, the newest video has a hidden message part way through. It says "DO I HELP" and then right under it "OR DO I KILL"

Seems ToTheArk is aware of the fact that we don't know whether he's an antagonist or not.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;30997695]Oh, that reminds me, the newest video has a hidden message part way through. It says "DO I HELP" and then right under it "OR DO I KILL"

Seems ToTheArk is aware of the fact that we don't know whether he's an antagonist or not.[/QUOTE]

I think whoever uploaded the video is confused by his intentions. More than likely all of these uploaders sharing the account are proxies and they are confused about their 'orders.'

Like in Forecast, one message says "AM I A PROPHET"

[ex-clandestine]

[img]http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m553/Feiticera0000/Inquirymp4-1.png[/img]

The TTA Audio. Oh god.

[Chicken_Chaser]

*goes back on unfiction*

*remembers why he stopped going there*

I guess I'll stomach through the douchebaggery and faggotry for some theories.

[OctopusGuy]

[QUOTE=ex-clandestine;31004301][img]http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m553/Feiticera0000/Inquirymp4-1.png[/img]

The TTA Audio. Oh god.[/QUOTE]

Holy fuck.

Reminds me of the spectrograms that Aphex Twin and Nine Inch Nails used in their music.
[thumb]http://yithian.freeblog.hu/files/spectrogram/spectrogram_equation.png[/thumb]
[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Thewarningspectrogram.png[/thumb]

Also, can someone explain to me what that Jonclubs thing a while back was? I don't really keep up with the drama, but if I remember correctly, wasn't it a really bad ARG that made fun of EMH or something?

[NanoSquid]

A Hollywood-funded series of video clips would make an awesome horror movie.

[Duxfever]

[QUOTE=NanoSquid;31018589]A Hollywood-funded series of video clips would make an awesome horror movie.[/QUOTE]
Nah it seems cheap and inconsistent. My friends and I were talking about how a Hollywood-made Slender Man movie would be made. I didn't really like the idea since it's perfect as an ARG thing, but with a good director and actors and it can work.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=OctopusGuy;31012754]Also, can someone explain to me what that Jonclubs thing a while back was? I don't really keep up with the drama, but if I remember correctly, wasn't it a really bad ARG that made fun of EMH or something?[/QUOTE]
Okay, so, JonClubs was a Slender Man series that had pretty good effects and decent acting, but didn't go on for very long. It was one of the earlier ones. After it stopped, way later, there was an EMH video entitled 'A Day With Greenfeathers' in which EverymanHYBRID spent a day with one of their fans, who also happened to be the fan who found the first box. In the video, Evan calls Jeff a 'queer' in a joking manner, referring to how passive he is. They all have a chuckle over it and move on with the video. However, the creator of JonClubs had a huge problem with it, and began an anti-EMH crusade, and went so far to say that every single member and fan of EverymanHYBRID was homophobic because Evan said the word 'queer'. The boys from EMH tried to make amends, but Jonclubs wouldn't have any of it, and made a series of videos calling them out, despite their best efforts to apologize and say they didn't mean anything by it. Finally, once JonClubs realized he had no support and it was utterly trashing his reputation, he ended it and took down all of his videos and said that he was trolling.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31034891]Okay, so, JonClubs was a Slender Man series that had pretty good effects and decent acting, but didn't go on for very long. It was one of the earlier ones. After it stopped, way later, there was an EMH video entitled 'A Day With Greenfeathers' in which EverymanHYBRID spent a day with one of their fans, who also happened to be the fan who found the first box. In the video, Evan calls Jeff a 'queer' in a joking manner, referring to how passive he is. They all have a chuckle over it and move on with the video. However, the creator of JonClubs had a huge problem with it, and began an anti-EMH crusade, and went so far to say that every single member and fan of EverymanHYBRID was homophobic because Evan said the word 'queer'. The boys from EMH tried to make amends, but Jonclubs wouldn't have any of it, and made a series of videos calling them out, despite their best efforts to apologize and say they didn't mean anything by it. Finally, once JonClubs realized he had no support and it was utterly trashing his reputation, he ended it and took down all of his videos and said that he was trolling.[/QUOTE]

I hate that that happened. I really liked Jonsclubs113.

[Duxfever]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31034891]Okay, so, JonClubs was a Slender Man series that had pretty good effects and decent acting, but didn't go on for very long. It was one of the earlier ones. After it stopped, way later, there was an EMH video entitled 'A Day With Greenfeathers' in which EverymanHYBRID spent a day with one of their fans, who also happened to be the fan who found the first box. In the video, Evan calls Jeff a 'queer' in a joking manner, referring to how passive he is. They all have a chuckle over it and move on with the video. However, the creator of JonClubs had a huge problem with it, and began an anti-EMH crusade, and went so far to say that every single member and fan of EverymanHYBRID was homophobic because Evan said the word 'queer'. The boys from EMH tried to make amends, but Jonclubs wouldn't have any of it, and made a series of videos calling them out, despite their best efforts to apologize and say they didn't mean anything by it. Finally, once JonClubs realized he had no support and it was utterly trashing his reputation, he ended it and took down all of his videos and said that he was trolling.[/QUOTE]
What a prickass

[Swilly]

Sounds like he's got a bit of masky in him :q:

[Grim Joker]

So, I've been reviewing some of the TJA Projects videos on my Tumblr, just whenever I feel like a video deserves a mention, and I guess TJ actually reads them, and reacted positively to my last one (Which pretty much said their latest video was a disappointment). She wants to be my friend, I guess.

I get all kinds of attention from the Slender Creators, I guess.

[Chicken_Chaser]

I'm liking those KiwiStrawberryEvents videos. Oddly enough I already like the characters more than a lot of other Slendy args, but they're a little bit annoying in the second vid. They also overuse the operator symbol; it is retarded to put it in distortion.

[AutomataReturns]

[video=youtube;aI0TC4xBkqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0TC4xBkqY[/video]

Yes. Yes, indeed.

[Chicken_Chaser]

"Brian? UGHHHHERJEFESWf"

Edit: I want to see the next part that was hilarious :saddowns:

[Lufttygger306]

It's my birthday today

I wonder if it's Slender Man's birthday today

It probably isn't

[ChemicalBurn]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;31044978][video=youtube;aI0TC4xBkqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0TC4xBkqY[/video]

Yes. Yes, indeed.[/QUOTE]

STAY BACK I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS

oh my god this is gold

[Grim Joker]

YOU KNOW MOM ALWAYS AWAY DOIN' BUSINESS

Are you fucking kidding me

Please tell me this isn't serious.

[megafat]

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;31044978][video=youtube;aI0TC4xBkqY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0TC4xBkqY[/video][/QUOTE]

That felt like someone recreated a 90 minute movie, condensed it into 15 minutes and filled it with terrible acting and endless monologuing. And i don't think that we needed to see Masky talk or to see that much of Slender Man.

[[Slender Man]]

These thread needs some content.

Here are some wallpapers that are absolutely wonderful. Credit to fans of Marble Hornets.

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I love the last one.

[Swilly]

Resize to 1440x900 will be a bitch. Thanks anyway.

[halflambada]

Yeah, I was about to say, they're a bit small

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=halflambada;31069413]Yeah, I was about to say, they're a bit small[/QUOTE]

Eh, well sorry about that. This was the only size I could find.

[halflambada]

's all good

[Swilly]

Is cool man.

I know I don't wanna piss lest you rape what little sanity I have left.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Swilly;31071617]Is cool man.

I know I don't wanna piss lest you rape what little sanity I have left.[/QUOTE]

I will mutilate your mind with my penis.

but right now I'm distracted by deciding which soda left on my desk is fresher.

[editline]l[/editline]

OH GOD I PICKED THE OLD HOT ONE WHY DID I GULP IT DOWN

[Mentlegen]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;30853984]Yeah, pretty much, and I suspect it'll end the same way: A lot of bullshit answers to mysteries that a ton of people had already guessed, and a lot of mysteries still unanswered.[/QUOTE]

From what I heard, this is how it happened.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgDnsieaHA[/media]

Not much of an ending to the show if you ask me. :v:

[editline]12th July 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];31071682']I will mutilate your mind with my penis.

OH GOD I PICKED THE OLD HOT ONE WHY DID I GULP IT DOWN[/QUOTE]

How I read that. :v:

[editline]12th July 2011[/editline]

So where did this Slenderman guy originate?

I've heard of him, just not learned about him.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;31071740]From what I heard, this is how it happened.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgDnsieaHA[/media]

Not much of an ending to the show if you ask me. :v:

[editline]12th July 2011[/editline]

How I read that. :v:

[editline]12th July 2011[/editline]

So where did this Slenderman guy originate?

I've heard of him, just not learned about him.[/QUOTE]

A paranormal pictures thread on SomethingAwful forums.

If you have any questions, you can ask me. I keep up with every blog, written or not, and throw out ones that are horribly written and make no sense. Everything except EverymanHYBRID. I have read everything on the mythos, and it is a huge web of this stuff. I have been doing this since the thread on SomethingAwful became popular. Keep in mind that not every answer is there.

Although, on the topic of origins, there is some evidence which says otherwise...

[Mentlegen]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];31072351']A paranormal pictures thread on SomethingAwful forums.

If you have any questions, you can ask me. I keep up with every blog, written or not, and throw out ones that are horribly written and make no sense. Everything except EverymanHYBRID. I have read everything on the mythos, and it is a huge web of this stuff. I have been doing this since the thread on SomethingAwful became popular. Keep in mind that not every answer is there.

Although, on the topic of origins, there is some evidence which says otherwise...[/QUOTE]

Sounds very interesting...

Tell me, why doesn't he have a face, and why does he wear a suit? :v:

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Mentlegen;31072393]Sounds very interesting...

Tell me, why doesn't he have a face, and why does he wear a suit? :v:[/QUOTE]

He wears a suit to fit into the crowds. If he was to turn around, he'd look like a bald buisness man. He has no face because his original form did not have one. He only loooks human for camoflauge.