Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[Duxfever]

[QUOTE=halflambada;31163763]Hey guys, not sure if I asked you this but is Darkharvest00 any good, I kinda wanna watch it but I wanna know if its shit or not[/QUOTE]
I think you should. It has a dark atmosphere to it, and believable actors. Give it a shot.

[xeo xeo]

I've done a couple of Slenderman drawings at my work in pen lately. I wonder if I should upload them, give them some digital touches and upload :raise:

[The Maestro]

Slendy art's always welcome in my book :buddy:

[Duxfever]

Always do the finishing touches first, though. -thumbs up-

[xeo xeo]

Gonna be a while though, It's five in the morning here and I need my beauty sleep first :pretentious:

[Plattack]

I am so confused. I'm up to entry 23 (in the OP).

Is this real or not?

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31160102]MarbleHornets has never really been too mysterious. Alex has been the most mysterious part of the entire thing, but you can probably guess what his deal is and be close to the real answer.

EMH is getting pretty drawn out, but it's been heavily implied that the series is going to end when/before Jeff turns 20, which is in, like, a month.

TribeTwelve... Well, TribeTwelve is just stupid.[/QUOTE]

And Cryptos hasn't gotten enough attention/hasn't developed enough to give an opinion?

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Plattack;31167247]I am so confused. I'm up to entry 23 (in the OP).

Is this real or not?[/QUOTE]

No.

Slender Man was created in a Photoshop contest thread on SomethingAwful Forums.

[CaligaNoxNoctus]

Are you saying you don't exist?

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=CaligaNoxNoctus;31168031]Are you saying you don't exist?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[quote][thumb]http://gyazo.com/858d51b6085a8a1f6c96ca8a2b618095.png[/thumb][/quote]

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=CaligaNoxNoctus;31167978]And Cryptos hasn't gotten enough attention/hasn't developed enough to give an opinion?[/QUOTE]
I've never seen it, and you mentioning it is the first time I've actually heard of it, so... No. Any opinion I gave would obviously be inaccurate.

I was giving opinions on the 'big 3', MarbleHornets, EverymanHYBRID, and TribeTwelve. Those are, by far, the three most popular and well known.

[Lufttygger306]

They should make a Slenderman feature movie

But it would probably suck, because the idiots behind the shitty Saw movies would make it, or Wes Craven which can't make good movies anymore, or any other Hollywood moron.

It would be best if it was independent

[Grim Joker]

I think J.J. Abrams would actually be alright doing a Slender Man movie. He's good at mystery but kind of disappointing when it comes to explaining everything, so he'd be pretty great in a film where he's not [I]supposed[/I] to explain anything. David Lynch would also be pretty good.

[OctopusGuy]

It'd still have to be done in a sort of found footage style, or a documentary style even.

[Crylawsis]

Eh i'd love a movie and all but honestly i'd rather JJ just hire the cast of EMH or atleast Evan and make another Tv series. EMH's style would be very appropriate for the show (starting off with something random like a fitness blog or w/e). Mainly because i prefer their style, how they talk to their fanbase unlike the other Slenderman vids.

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=OctopusGuy;31171460]It'd still have to be done in a sort of found footage style, or a documentary style even.[/QUOTE]
J.J Abrams is the kinda go-to-guy for those kinda films :v:

[CrabC]

I would hate to see a Slenderman movie at theater level sound when the distortion comes along.

[Lufttygger306]

You could could also just cut the Marble Hornets footage together, which would probably be too long, but then you could just cut some of unimportant parts out.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;31176310]You could could also just cut the Marble Hornets footage together, which would probably be too long, but then you could just cut some of unimportant parts out.[/QUOTE]
MarbleHornets isn't actually very good as a movie. I mean, just imagine viewers who know absolutely nothing about Slender Man, who then get no explanation whatsoever before they sit down and watch all of MarbleHornets. They'd probably still be really fucking confused at the end of it.

I mean, they never expressly state that The Operator creates the distortion, but that's basically been made canon via other sources. They also don't explain why Masky is how he is, that was also explained by a lot of conjecture and other sources. Just watching MarbleHornets alone with nobody to explain anything would actually be really shitty, because you would be completely confused.

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[QUOTE=Crylawsis;31172390]Eh i'd love a movie and all but honestly i'd rather JJ just hire the cast of EMH or atleast Evan and make another Tv series. EMH's style would be very appropriate for the show (starting off with something random like a fitness blog or w/e). Mainly because i prefer their style, how they talk to their fanbase unlike the other Slenderman vids.[/QUOTE]
This would also not work. EMH has so much more to it than the videos. In fact, most of the actual plot happens in letters and boxes that fans find and get from HABIT. The videos set it up as a Slender Man story with some confusing elements, whereas the boxes and letters make it truly Lovecraftian. Fan interaction shouldn't really have much bearing on whether or not they should get a movie. The crowd isn't going to interact with the movie, so...

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31160102]MarbleHornets has never really been too mysterious. Alex has been the most mysterious part of the entire thing, but you can probably guess what his deal is and be close to the real answer.

EMH is getting pretty drawn out, but it's been heavily implied that the series is going to end when/before Jeff turns 20, which is in, like, a month.

TribeTwelve... Well, TribeTwelve is just stupid.[/QUOTE]

How the fuck is everyone getting this EMH info. ( I know I could just go to the wiki or unfiction) I just stick to the youtube vids and livestreams.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31177898]How the fuck is everyone getting this EMH info. ( I know I could just go to the wiki or unfiction) I just stick to the youtube vids and livestreams.[/QUOTE]
Unfiction is a good place to browse if you're looking for EMH info. They also have an EMH wiki that's extremely helpful, and updated pretty much instantly when something happens.

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=Duxfever;31164003]I think you should. It has a dark atmosphere to it, and believable actors. Give it a shot.[/QUOTE]

And there are a couple of entries in the middle which are just godly. For me it peaks there [sp] at the house when the masked guy is trying to fuck them up. God damn that was awesome [/sp]

[Duxfever]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31177986]And there are a couple of entries in the middle which are just godly. For me it peaks there [sp] at the house when the masked guy is trying to fuck them up. God damn that was awesome [/sp][/QUOTE]
Was that the one where they're in that guys' house and his basement or whatever?

[italics560]

[QUOTE=fylth;31153731]And random delivery service skull grin masky (see the entry where Jay gets the tape of Alex and Amy being chased out of the house by Slendy), I wanna see more of him
edit - This guy

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-U_vWpSQdN5cm7WgBov4jVRQH1W9gb28jbad9qt5xv_Npq2C2&t=1[/img][/QUOTE]

wow this just hit me like a shitload of bricks. What if this is a shot of skully actually delivering the video? THEN THAT WOULD MEAN... Alex is skully. That would really make alot of sense to me, explain some of the creepy shit that surrounds Alex.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=italics560;31185326]wow this just hit me like a shitload of bricks. What if this is a shot of skully actually delivering the video? THEN THAT WOULD MEAN... Alex is skully. That would really make alot of sense to me, explain some of the creepy shit that surrounds Alex.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck would that mean Alex is Skully? Just because Skully had the tape doesn't mean he's Alex. Besides, that may not even be him delivering it. How could he record himself through a peep hole, and how would that get added into a video that's already finished, seeing as how he's delivering it?

None of your theory makes any sense.

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE=Duxfever;31181748]Was that the one where they're in that guys' house and his basement or whatever?[/QUOTE]

Yeah when it is day.

[Duxfever]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31190770]Yeah when it is day.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah. The build up was perfect; actually got me going.

By the way, why does your event log show you've signed up twice, and 22 days ago?

[italics560]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31185516]How the fuck would that mean Alex is Skully? Just because Skully had the tape doesn't mean he's Alex. Besides, that may not even be him delivering it. How could he record himself through a peep hole, and how would that get added into a video that's already finished, seeing as how he's delivering it?

None of your theory makes any sense.[/QUOTE]

don't be an asshole. Its just a theory. Its obviously a picture of skully through a peep-hole of some kind. Jays door had a peephole, and the package was found outside of his door. ALEX SAID HIMSELF THAT HE DELIVERED THE TAPE. Its a plausible theory. Alex is a suspicious motherfucker and it wouldn't be a shocker to me if Skully was Alex.

Jesus Christ you would think I punched your grandmother in the spleen.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=italics560;31195973]don't be an asshole. Its just a theory. Its obviously a picture of skully through a peep-hole of some kind. Jays door had a peephole, and the package was found outside of his door. ALEX SAID HIMSELF THAT HE DELIVERED THE TAPE. Its a plausible theory. Alex is a suspicious motherfucker and it wouldn't be a shocker to me if Skully was Alex.

Jesus Christ you would think I punched your grandmother in the spleen.[/QUOTE]
How was I being an asshole? I was pointing out how your theory didn't make sense. It isn't plausable, for the reasons I detailed in my last post. How could he record himself delivering it and then edit that footage into the package which he was delivering in that very instant.

[italics560]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31196104]How was I being an asshole? I was pointing out how your theory didn't make sense. It isn't plausable, for the reasons I detailed in my last post. How could he record himself delivering it and then edit that footage into the package which he was delivering in that very instant.[/QUOTE]

Jay is losing large increments in his memory right? There is alot of unaccounted for shit he has probably done. He could have filmed him under some form of trance.

Its just a theory.

Oh and sorry for being testy, just broke up with my girlfriend of nearly 2 years and am a little on edge.