• Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition
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[QUOTE=Sodapop;31799615]Come to think of it, anyone got a gentlemen edit of slenderman?[/QUOTE] What would be in his mouth? More importantly, if he HAS one. Oh and by the way, Simon Pegg just posted this on his Twitter: [QUOTE]It wasn't Slender Man, his face was in shadow and his limbs were normal. In the context of the dream it was the devil himself. Dave Satan!!![/QUOTE]
[quote]Ran into a little snag editing the latest entry. It'll be done tomorrow instead of today. Apologies[/quote] [url]http://twitter.com/#!/whatatroy/status/103995916939309057[/url] New entry soon, I guess.
[QUOTE=Lipsonfire;31757593]Right after watching classified i saw a slender body and oval head in the glare of my monitor rims. I freaked the fuck out, jumped on top of my computer table (almost breaking my keyboard) readying the karate moves passed down from generations of cheesy martial arts movies only to realize the oval head was my microphone on my headset that i put up and the slender body was the mic stem. True fucking story, I think i'm paranoid now lol.[/QUOTE] Oh wow, you seem like the worst person to have by my side in a Zombie apocalyspe. [QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31763625']I would kind of disagree. Down low he could still get you, but maybe he'd be afraid or intimidated if it was mono-e-mono and face-to-face. If you puffed up your clothing to look bigger than you really are and started bearing your teeth I'm sure he'd back down. Or if nothing else, you could jump onto his head and topple him.[/QUOTE] He's anorexic, Break his damn kneecaps.
dammit jay
[QUOTE=SlinkyGuy;31803265]What would be in his mouth? More importantly, if he HAS one. Oh and by the way, Simon Pegg just posted this on his Twitter:[/QUOTE] What's Simon Pegg talking about?
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;31812486]What's Simon Pegg talking about?[/QUOTE] He's referring to an earlier tweet he made: Dreamt that a faceless man in a suit, ran down a dark alley on all fours towards me at inhuman speed. Post Ripper tour stress disorder.
MarbleHornets Entry 47: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxzkiUM3pQ&feature=feedu[/media] TBH, acting's getting a little bad..
I think the acting is getting [i]better[/i].
how uneventful
Yeah, that was a pretty boring entry. Jay and Jessica have contact pre-hotel, and we learn Alex is lying (But we already knew that). Supposedly we're getting to the end of Season 2 really soon, so I think they're just trying to tie things up and explain some things about Jay's current situation.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31819818]Yeah, that was a pretty boring entry. Jay and Jessica have contact pre-hotel, and we learn Alex is lying (But we already knew that). Supposedly we're getting to the end of Season 2 really soon, so I think they're just trying to tie things up and explain some things about Jay's current situation.[/QUOTE] Season 3 needs to end with Alex cutting down the Tree and burning Rosswood Park or something.
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;31819901]Season 3 needs to end with Alex cutting down the Tree and burning Rosswood Park or something.[/QUOTE] I don't really think we can rely on Alex to do anything heroic at this point, from the way he's acting. Then again, they could pull a mindfuck and Jay is actually a masky which is why Alex keeps lying to him and keeping him in the dark, and acting hostile. It could go both ways, really.
For some reason I want an entry to have Jay and Jessica getting hot and heavy, and masky kicking in the door and totally cock blocking jay. Plus its 4:24 in the morning and im drunk... party on Wayne.
[QUOTE=italics560;31821257]For some reason I want an entry to have Jay and Jessica getting hot and heavy, and masky kicking in the door and totally cock blocking jay. Plus its 4:24 in the morning and im drunk... party on Wayne.[/QUOTE] I know that this is a joke, but I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I hate how sexually objectified Jessica is. She's a female character in a mostly male cast, which is probably at least slightly hard for her in the first place, and I'm sure she doesn't appreciate looking at comments on videos where she is a guest star and seeing that pretty much everyone is saying her and Jay should fuck. I'm friends with Troy and Tim on Facebook, and sometimes I see her comment, and she seems like a legitimately nice and funny person. It's just sad for people to see her so two-dimensionally.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31821355]I know that this is a joke, but I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I hate how sexually objectified Jessica is. She's a female character in a mostly male cast, which is probably at least slightly hard for her in the first place, and I'm sure she doesn't appreciate looking at comments on videos where she is a guest star and seeing that pretty much everyone is saying her and Jay should fuck. I'm friends with Troy and Tim on Facebook, and sometimes I see her comment, and she seems like a legitimately nice and funny person. It's just sad for people to see her so two-dimensionally.[/QUOTE] She's an attractive girl on the internet. Fuck, I'd be amazed if the community didn't objectify her.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31821355]I know that this is a joke, but I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I hate how sexually objectified Jessica is. She's a female character in a mostly male cast, which is probably at least slightly hard for her in the first place, and I'm sure she doesn't appreciate looking at comments on videos where she is a guest star and seeing that pretty much everyone is saying her and Jay should fuck. I'm friends with Troy and Tim on Facebook, and sometimes I see her comment, and she seems like a legitimately nice and funny person. It's just sad for people to see her so two-dimensionally.[/QUOTE] :rolleyes: aren't you just Mr. Women's rights. Dude of course people are going to sexually objectify her. They see an attractive girl, their minds automatically go to imaging her bent over a couch screaming their name. Its not stranger than fiction. Her being a female character in a male cast is not hard for her at all, since they are all friends. She shows up for a shoot, they finish, she says "cool, see yall at school (or wherever the fuck)" and goes home. I dont see any "sexist bigotry" in there at all. And I'm sure she is a great person, but its not like she is just some object for people to fantasize about. Come on dude, I get that you are all deep and shit, but give me a break.
Hospital log - 19/08/11 Major fire at family home today. Cause:unknown. Two young boys, twins, and a smaller girl, all seriously burnt over their body, but in a stable condition now. The mother was relatively unharmed, but we believe smoke inhalation has damager her brain. When an ambulance arrived at the scene, she had dragged her husband's burnt body out of the, house, her kids already laid out on the ground around her. Reports say she seemed on edge, her eyes darting around the landscape, but who could blame her after this. Our ambulance officer had to escort her away from her family as the medical professionals set in, loading her husband, then the twins, and finally the girl into an ambulance each. All of them were put on life support, and, after a small pause to strap down the children securely the amublances wer eready to leave. Reports say that there was a loud noise at the back of the ambulance then, and the back door of the ambulance containing the father flew open. The driver was seen jumping out of the car and running around ot the back of his car. The husband had slid off his bed and knocked the door open. His bandaged body showed no signs of blood, and he did not seem to be in pain, but after questioning the driver it seems his face was entirely covered in bandages for the burns. The driver quickly helped the man back onto the gerney, however the husband was a very tall man, and a stretcher had to be put below the gurney to tie his feet down as well. It was assumed that this was the reason he first fell off the stretcher. The ambulances then headed to the hospital, as confirmed by all 4 drivers and three on-lookers. When the ambulances arrived at the hospital, it became apparent the mother had inhaled quite a lot of smoke. Her brain function seemed to be impaired, as she walked over to her husband, and screamed. She threw herself away from his bed and ran to "guard her children" from her own husband. She was quickly tranquilised and is now at a local mental health institution. What is troubling from todays events though, is that the husband and his 3 children went missing. A nurse reported seeing the hudband leaving the hospital with the three children under his arms. She said the children were kicking and screaming, but she assumed that they had lost a loved one and were crying. The man carried them out of her sight, and we have no further knowledge of their whereabouts. The investigation was handed over to the police, who are still searching for the family. The mother was informed of what happened, and immediately started weeping, and then screamed "He's killed them! I swear he's killed them!" Her mental state is deemed unfit for society. The police are still investigating the remains of the house, however, so far nothing points to anything out of place. One troubling afterthought is what one of the 3 on-lookers told the press after the ambulances left. He was in a panic. "I could have sworn... I swear... there was a moment just before the ambulances were ready to leave, when i briefly saw a face above one of the ambulances. ABOVE! I could clearly see his face from the ground over here. He had to be incredibly tall... but... I don't know. It could have been nothing..." I thoroughly hope everything resolves itself. I just dont like stories like this. Also... I just get that wierd feeling im missing something. Surely that last witness was just distraught from the fire... and the mother, she was fine before she go the hospital. I just dont understand...
Honestly, I kinda liked the acting in that entry. Just me, though. I've been waiting for them to flip a biscuit at each other for a while now.
Jay was finally really clever for once.
[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;31826807]Jay was finally really clever for once.[/QUOTE] Definitely a humorous entry. Though, Alex standing and his face like that was pretty unsettling for me.
I want Jessica to be a badass and beat the shit out of Masky when he's about to kill Jay or something like that
[QUOTE=italics560;31821451]:rolleyes: aren't you just Mr. Women's rights. Dude of course people are going to sexually objectify her. They see an attractive girl, their minds automatically go to imaging her bent over a couch screaming their name. Its not stranger than fiction. Her being a female character in a male cast is not hard for her at all, since they are all friends. She shows up for a shoot, they finish, she says "cool, see yall at school (or wherever the fuck)" and goes home. I dont see any "sexist bigotry" in there at all. And I'm sure she is a great person, but its not like she is just some object for people to fantasize about. Come on dude, I get that you are all deep and shit, but give me a break.[/QUOTE] You're an idiot. It's fine to find a girl attractive and want to have sex with her, but when all people are saying about her are sexual things, it gets kind of stupid. I meant it's hard in the sense that there are a lot of dude friends and a lot of testosterone and she's the only girl there. When hanging out with a group of girls it can be a little hard for a guy to keep up. Guys and Girls are different, so when hanging out with guys they'll probably interact with each other differently than how they interact with her. I'm not saying they're sexist or mean to her, I'm just saying they're the amigos who have been doing MarbleHornets since the start and she's the new girl on the block, so it's probably a least a little weird for her. I'm not deep for thinking women shouldn't be objectified, holy fuck. Are you really the kind of person who thinks I'm Mr. 'Women's Rights' for saying her being sexually objectified is a bad thing? [editline]19th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;31826807]Jay was finally really clever for once.[/QUOTE] When he threw the keys in his car I was just like "Alex can just break the window, or maybe bash your fucking face in with a rock and get your keys and unlock it." Alex doesn't really seem like the kind of guy Jay should be pissing off at this point.
I thought this thread was about Slenderman...
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;31829456]I thought this thread was about Slenderman...[/QUOTE] It's also about the characters in video series's about Slender Man.
It's pretty funny your defending her Grim considering some of the stuff you did to get banned from The Creator's Chat.
[QUOTE=phenom64;31832690]It's pretty funny your defending her Grim considering some of the stuff you did to get banned from The Creator's Chat.[/QUOTE] These types of vague posts taunting Grim are getting really annoying now, I'm pretty sure no-one here actually cares.
[QUOTE=Metanar;31832769]These types of vague posts taunting Grim are getting really annoying now, I'm pretty sure no-one here actually cares.[/QUOTE] Well Grim dissing series just because he got banned is tiring.
[QUOTE=phenom64;31832826]Well Grim dissing series just because he got banned is tiring.[/QUOTE] I didn't get banned from jack shit. I can still come and go from the creator's chat as I please. Ask Chase, if you don't believe me. I left the Facebook group myself because it was stupid and there were people other than Slender Creators in there so it just defeated the whole purpose. I'm not dissing anything because I got banned. I thought TribeTwelve was a shitty series long before I even thought about becoming a creator. In fact I made several posts on Unfiction saying how shitty it was, and then people called me 'jealous'. I find it funny that the Slender Creators and their buds seem to think they're right and everyone else is wrong no matter what. [editline]19th August 2011[/editline] Also, please, show me where I sexually harassed anybody. Please. Post it in public for all I care. Nobody has seen proof, and it's all hearsay spread by idiots.
the amount of people who come here and create accounts just for the purpose of flaming Grim is fucking hilarious (p.s if you're someone who created an account just for that purpose: good jock fucko, now go kill yourself)
SO ANYWAYS GUYS BACK TO THE TOPIC. Actually I'm kinda interested in Phenom's rebuttal, but to be honest I'm more interested in what people think about everything being all nouns. With a little bit of adjectives.
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