Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;31870433]I guess your right but Zeke Strahm was a good character. I also always found it funny how he had the whole "just shoot it with a gun" mentality.[/QUOTE]
It was funny or awhile but when that's all the character does it gets kind of old. I mean, people complain constantly about how action-y Slenderblogs are, yet one of the most famous ones was a lot more action-y than horror-y.

[Hellstrom]

[QUOTE=Doomish;31867095]oh god you guys slender man is outside my window RIGHT NOW OH NO OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

oh okay it was just a tree

gotta stop watching these ARGs, they're just [I]too real for me[/I][/QUOTE]

Ha, truth is if some of these ARGs aired on public television promoted as "real". A large portion of people would believe they're real. Heck they believe in the authenticity of worse shit like Ghost Adventurers or Paranormal State LOL. Which IMO is obviously faker looking than any of the ARG's.

[[Seed Eater]]

You know what? I just spent a half hour adding to the Totheark page on my bloody wiki that someone started, and then I hit add category, and for whatever reason, the page fucking goes out of the editor, and I lose it all.

Fuck.

[magenta]

What i'd love is that whenever jay calls jessica the phone answers and its masky behind the phone saying theres a ransom, (because i think jessica knows a boatload of stuff) And they go to the place where the ransoms at, BAM ambush, And they fight. Slendy appears and takes jessica away, Leaving jay to fight in the dust

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Purple Robot;31889111]What i'd love is that whenever jay calls jessica the phone answers and its masky behind the phone saying theres a ransom, (because i think jessica knows a boatload of stuff) And they go to the place where the ransoms at, BAM ambush, And they fight. Slendy appears and takes jessica away, Leaving jay to fight in the dust[/QUOTE]

[img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-10bux.gif[/img] says Jessica is Hoody.

[magenta]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31889922'][img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-10bux.gif[/img] says Jessica is Hoody.[/QUOTE]

Make it 20 dollars. :D

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31889922'][img]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-10bux.gif[/img] says Jessica is Hoody.[/QUOTE]

Alex is more likely, as he has had more development with the Operator and he is more than likely a Sleeper-Class "Proxy."

I mean, being "controlled" and not running from Slendy? C'mon. The Operator made Alex come to him. It's the best bet.

20$ says it's Alex.

[italics560]

[QUOTE=Dirf;31835985]Party on Garth.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1083/mamamia.gif[/IMG]

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];31890912']Alex is more likely, as he has had more development with the Operator and he is more than likely a Sleeper-Class "Proxy."

I mean, being "controlled" and not running from Slendy? C'mon. The Operator made Alex come to him. It's the best bet.

20$ says it's Alex.[/QUOTE]
Alex got jumped by hoodie and Masky in the woods already, so unless there are two hoodies, Alex isn't hoodie. Also, Alex isn't working for Slender Man if the masked men are, since they attacked him. Either Alex is and they aren't, or Alex isn't and they are.

[[Seed Eater]]

Yea, [Slender Man], get your shit together.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31891264]Alex got jumped by hoodie and Masky in the woods already, so unless there are two hoodies, Alex isn't hoodie. Also, Alex isn't working for Slender Man if the masked men are, since they attacked him. Either Alex is and they aren't, or Alex isn't and they are.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I forgot about that. :v:

I wonder what is going on with Alex and the Operator then. Oh, MH. How you keep me up at night with your mysteries and the horror of Jay's terrible decisions.

That boy ain't right.

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31891515']Yea, [Slender Man], get your shit together.[/QUOTE]

Well sorry about forgetting one little detail.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];31891538']Well sorry about forgetting one little detail.[/QUOTE]
ONE LITTLE DETAIL IS ALL IT TAKES FOR SLENDER MAN TO GET YOU, MAN

Wait, you [I]are[/I] Slender Man. If you're Slender Man, then who gets [I]you[/I]?

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31892062]ONE LITTLE DETAIL IS ALL IT TAKES FOR SLENDER MAN TO GET YOU, MAN

Wait, you [I]are[/I] Slender Man. If you're Slender Man, then who gets [I]you[/I]?[/QUOTE]
That information is obviously classified.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31892062]ONE LITTLE DETAIL IS ALL IT TAKES FOR SLENDER MAN TO GET YOU, MAN

Wait, you [I]are[/I] Slender Man. If you're Slender Man, then who gets [I]you[/I]?[/QUOTE]

Me.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];31892121']Me.[/QUOTE]
Quiet Seed Eater. You're like the long-distance girlfriend of Slender Man, and he always mentions you and people think you'll show up but you never do, so nobody thinks you're even real.

[[Seed Eater]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31892163]Quiet Seed Eater. You're like the long-distance girlfriend of Slender Man, and he always mentions you and people think you'll show up but you never do, so nobody thinks you're even real.[/QUOTE]

Hey.

Hey.

I'll fuckin

fuckin

I'll make more scary noises at the camera.

Asshole.

[Sublata]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31892163]Quiet Seed Eater. You're like the long-distance girlfriend of Slender Man, and he always mentions you and people think you'll show up but you never do, so nobody thinks you're even real.[/QUOTE]
what's the rake then, his deformed half-brother?

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=Sublata;31893059]what's the rake then, his deformed half-brother?[/QUOTE]
No they're lovers.

<3 Slendy & Rake 4ever <3

[PGunnii]

slendy and rake rule 34 go

[[The Rake]]

I am horrified by the constant objectification of Slender Man and myself, is it too much to ask that two Eldritch creatures can conduct a relationship without these constant snide sexual remarks from our supposed "fans"?

[Wilford Brimley]

[QUOTE='[The Rake];31896139']I am horrified by the constant objectification of Slender Man and myself, is it too much to ask that two Eldritch creatures can conduct a relationship without these constant snide sexual remarks from our supposed "fans"?[/QUOTE]

[I]Yes.[/I]

[The Maestro]

[QUOTE='[The Rake];31896139']I am horrified by the constant objectification of Slender Man and myself, is it too much to ask that two Eldritch creatures can conduct a relationship without these constant snide sexual remarks from our supposed "fans"?[/QUOTE]

First Jessica and Jay, then Jay and Alex....Now Slendy and Rake.

Won't this madness ever end?

[Swilly]

[QUOTE=The Maestro;31898120]First Jessica and Jay, then Jay and Alex....Now Slendy and Rake.

Won't this madness ever end?[/QUOTE]

We've got extra dimensional beings talking on our forums. We're beyond Madness....This is Pink Floyd Madness now.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE='[The Rake];31896139']I am horrified by the constant objectification of Slender Man and myself, is it too much to ask [b]that two Eldritch creatures can conduct a relationship without these constant snide sexual remarks from our supposed "fans"?[/b][/QUOTE]

Must have been some party

Do I know you?

[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31892062]ONE LITTLE DETAIL IS ALL IT TAKES FOR SLENDER MAN TO GET YOU, MAN

Wait, you [I]are[/I] Slender Man. If you're Slender Man, then who gets [I]you[/I]?[/QUOTE]

SlenderMom, of course.

Yes, I'll go to the store, mother. Yes, I'll get your pills, mother.

Nag nag nag.

[Rozby]

Who do you think Hoodie is? I think it's Amy.

[halflambada]

Hoodie is obviously Alex's dog, Rocky

[Grim Joker]

I think it's Jay. They plainly show Masky and Jay at the same place at the same time, but Hoodie has yet to interact with Jay or be seen with him at all. The fact that Alex is so distrusting of Jay but won't explain why also lends to that theory. Alex also mentioned that none of the masked men were bothering him until Jay showed up.

Seems to be pointing towards Jay, at least, in some capacity.

[Rozby]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31910108]I think it's Jay. They plainly show Masky and Jay at the same place at the same time, but Hoodie has yet to interact with Jay or be seen with him at all. The fact that Alex is so distrusting of Jay but won't explain why also lends to that theory. Alex also mentioned that none of the masked men were bothering him until Jay showed up.

Seems to be pointing towards Jay, at least, in some capacity.[/QUOTE]

Never thought of that, good theory.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Rozby;31910221]Never thought of that, good theory.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the compliment. Also, thanks for the tool rating.

[The Maestro]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;31910108]I think it's Jay. They plainly show Masky and Jay at the same place at the same time, but Hoodie has yet to interact with Jay or be seen with him at all. The fact that Alex is so distrusting of Jay but won't explain why also lends to that theory. Alex also mentioned that none of the masked men were bothering him until Jay showed up.

Seems to be pointing towards Jay, at least, in some capacity.[/QUOTE]

But didn't Hoody return Jay's camera while he and Alex were at Rosswood together?