Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[Grim Joker]

Jay is such a cocktease. "Okay guys... I'll post this stuff..." five minutes later "TOMORROW THAT IS."

[Wilford Brimley]

Either that or "upload to youtube is taking a mysteriously slow time. It should be finished around next tuesday".

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=Hellstrom;32128947]I have a seed for seed eater to eat. Oh great, Halflambada is rubbing off on me.[/QUOTE]
hnngh
come here baby
and let me rub one off on [B]you.[/B]

[Swilly]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];32127468'][url]http://www.mediafire.com/?ayru5dep5q7cc9k[/url]

Right here. This includes the original mythos by Surge and the offshoots by the SA community, which for most people are all considered together because of their relative vagueness and avoidance of origin or backstory for Slendy himself.

But I agree with you guys. This awesome concept has been torn in a million different directions and everyone calls it canon. I think that's really ruined what we think of slendy today. Honestly, I've been very tempted to try and do something myself that doesn't rely on MH or anything that came after it, and focus the core ideas, but I don't want to end up like the others.[/QUOTE]

I think it was doomed because you eventually have to get specific or there's no point. Events and things like that need specificity so while the original story and offshoots are cool one time things the whole idea of series is forced to make specifics sooner preferably later.

[[Slender Man]]

I've been looking through MH's twitter. I'm finding interesting things here. Things I've never noticed before.

[img]https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photos/Facepunch/bghjb.PNG?w=b2290423[/img]
The link led to enttry #37. Am I the only one who missed this?

[Hellstrom]

[QUOTE=halflambada;32144912]hnngh
come here baby
and let me rub one off on [B]you.[/B][/QUOTE]

I think i'm allergic to other people's sperm sorry. Slender man, might be a little more durable. Plus Seed eater has a larger open mouth. He was made to take foreign things in.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Hellstrom;32148620]I think i'm allergic to other people's sperm sorry. Slender man, might be a little more durable. Plus Seed eater has a larger open mouth. He was made to take foreign things in.[/QUOTE]

I am taking no part in this.

Unless one of y'all likes some sweaty, wet, tentacle goodness.

[Haste!]

New entry should be up any minute now.

[tehfrog]

I'm excited, but I'm also really scared. Since my parents are home, I have to watch it with headphones (my computer is in the livingroom) and I don't want to jump.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=Dirf;32152450]New entry should be up any minute now.[/QUOTE]
Doubtful. Jay will probably wait until the last minute, as per usual.

[Haste!]

God dammit Jay upload the video

[SlinkyGuy]

[QUOTE=Dirf;32152450]New entry should be up any minute now.[/QUOTE]

Didn't he say he'd upload it TOMORROW?

Or am I actually missing something here? Because on Twitter, he posted that about 18 hours ago.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=SlinkyGuy;32156279]Didn't he say he'd upload it TOMORROW?

Or am I actually missing something here? Because on Twitter, he posted that about 18 hours ago.[/QUOTE]
It was so early in the morning, I doubt he meant it literally. It would be kind of a dick move to tell us he plans on uploading an entry in over 24 hours.

[Haste!]

[QUOTE=SlinkyGuy;32156279]Didn't he say he'd upload it TOMORROW?

Or am I actually missing something here? Because on Twitter, he posted that about 18 hours ago.[/QUOTE]

18 hours ago would put me roughly at 12:00 midnight, so unless he was being a literal ass bag, it should be up tonight.

But I guess that's not happening because it's already getting late.

[smug.gif]

MH usually upload their videos between midnight and 3 AM Eastern.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=smug.gif;32157821]MH usually upload their videos between midnight and 3 AM Eastern.[/QUOTE]
Which is odd considering they're on Eastern time. I'm pretty sure this entry is pre-recorded as well, considering Troy said they had three entries recorded in advance. I dunno why they always post them so late.

[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]

30 minutes, so says Jay's twitter.

[DSG]

Entry #49: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVnwNBJask8[/media]

Alex is a fucking nutcase.

[Grim Joker]

Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Kralie has left the building.

Mentally, that is.

[smug.gif]

What's the guy say after Alex yells at him?

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=smug.gif;32160684]What's the guy say after Alex yells at him?[/QUOTE]
I think he says something like "I don't know what you're talking about." or something.

That random guy they got is a surprisingly good actor. He came across as a genuinely confused nice guy.

[OctopusGuy]

These entries are getting better and better. Also, am I the only one who thought it was Tim at first?

Maybe Alex lunged at him because he was dressed similar to the White Maskies?

[editline]asdfasdf[/editline]

[url=https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beardy-from-Marble-Hornets/257579130941835]These guys sure work fast.[/url]

Never forget.

[kitthehacker]

Fuck. When Slender Man appeared I just got this sense of dread. I honestly felt like running away, but I also couldn't. That was the most terrified I have been in a long time and I can't even say why. Really great entry.

[T.F.W.O.]

I think dead people are maskies

[halflambada]

Maybe I'm just a fucking pussy, but am I the only one whose stomach turned a little bit when Alex picked up the rock? I knew exactly what was going to happen next and just ugh...

[SlinkyGuy]

Awwww, I wanted to see the removed footage. =[

Maybe ToTheArk has it and he's going to post it up like his old traditional styled videos?

[tehfrog]

I cant wait to watch entry 49 when I get home from school. Genuinely excited.

[Conely]

Alex seems awfully interested in what's in that bag of his, what with opening it up every few minutes and whispering to it.

I wonder what's in it?

[Haste!]

It looked like slendy took the body, which leads me to believe that Alex and slendy are working together or something.

[OctopusGuy]

[QUOTE=Cone;32163348]Alex seems awfully interested in what's in that bag of his, what with opening it up every few minutes and whispering to it.

I wonder what's in it?[/QUOTE]

Maybe it's Beardy's crushed, severed head

;_;

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Dirf;32163544]It looked like slendy took the body, which leads me to believe that Alex and slendy are working together or something.[/QUOTE]

Was Alex always this batshit? 'Cause I know he at least broke Tim's leg with a rock. Maybe Slendy's helping Alex get away with his murders, and Alex is helping Slendy get Jay in return.