Slender Man V5 - "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Edition

[tehfrog]

I'm going to be reading "Out of the Black" By Philip DeFord.
[quote=summary]Chris, a junior at college, is keeping a journal to help overcome his depression. However, his journal quickly turns into a documentation of the reunion with his long-lost childhood friend, Trent. As Trent and Chris catch up, Chris comes to realize that something's happened in Trent's past that has changed him in ways that start to frighten him. Set in the Slenderman mythos, Out of the Black is a terrifying psychological thriller that explores the inner workings of one man's head as he slowly starts to lose control.[/quote]
No reviews. Nothing about it on google.

But it's a book about slenderman. So I'll give it a go.

[editline]11th September 2011[/editline]

It's also $0.99

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=tehfrog;32245099]I'm going to be reading "Out of the Black" By Philip DeFord.

No reviews. Nothing about it on google.

But it's a book about slenderman. So I'll give it a go.

[editline]11th September 2011[/editline]

It's also $0.99[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I've been thinking about grabbing it for my Kindle. It'll probably be bad though. Slender Man in text form just isn't that scary.

[tehfrog]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32245153]Yeah, I've been thinking about grabbing it for my Kindle. It'll probably be bad though. Slender Man in text form just isn't that scary.[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly.

[Rozby]

The ending of Marble Hornets has been leaked (spoilers)
[url]http://i.imgur.com/0tZzh.jpg[/url]

[[Seed Eater]]

Since they have a free PC kindle reader thingy I might as well buy Out of the Black, too.

Meh, too short to be worth 0.99$. It was okay, but it really took from MH a hell of alot.

[tehfrog]

I really want a new entry :(

[tehfrog]

of marble hornets, that is.

[[Slender Man]]

So who wants to bet there's already Alex and Bearded Bystander Rule 34?

[editline]l[/editline]

Oh sweet jesus my avatar finally changed

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32259942']So who wants to bet there's already Alex and Bearded Bystander Rule 34?

[editline]l[/editline]

Oh sweet jesus my avatar finally changed[/QUOTE]
Cougar Draven?

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32260018]Cougar Draven?[/QUOTE]

I found it on SlenderNation which I lurk so much, but I'm pretty sure I didn't take it from him.

And if I somehow did then I'm not changing it because I love it so much.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32260128']I found it on SlenderNation which I lurk so much, but I'm pretty sure I didn't take it from him.

And if I somehow did then I'm not changing it because I love it so much.[/QUOTE]
Uh, it's a picture OF him.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32260158]Uh, it's a picture OF him.[/QUOTE]

[i]Are you kidding me I thought oh god oh god what[/i]

Back to the beheaded Sufferer again.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32260193'][i]Are you kidding me I thought oh god oh god what[/i]

Back to the beheaded Sufferer again.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's a picture of CougarDraven. Hence why I thought you were him.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32260280]Yeah, that's a picture of CougarDraven. Hence why I thought you were him.[/QUOTE]

Had no idea.

How embarrassing.

[editline]l[/editline]

Oh god it won't change

[editline]13th September 2011[/editline]

sweet jesus what if he sees it oh god oh man oh god oh man

[editline]13th September 2011[/editline]

Why is it always so small. Why. CougarDraven, is this your revenge?

[SlinkyGuy]

Alright, just to clarify or clear up an argument I am currently in process with on Facebook.

The two "leaked" videos of EMH which are "Slender Man" and "Welcome to the ARK" are not actually canon videos and they were really just a side video project that the gang were doing for a class project, I think?

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=SlinkyGuy;32261144]Alright, just to clarify or clear up an argument I am currently in process with on Facebook.

The two "leaked" videos of EMH which are "Slender Man" and "Welcome to the ARK" are not actually canon videos and they were really just a side video project that the gang were doing for a class project, I think?[/QUOTE]

I think "Welcome to the Ark" is canon, and I haven't seen "Slender Man." I'm pretty sure they are.

Although I could be wrong.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32261287']I think "Welcome to the Ark" is canon, and I haven't seen "Slender Man." I'm pretty sure they are.

Although I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]
Neither are confirmed to be either canon or non-canon. Whenever Jeff is asked about it he's vague. He even made yet another video in the same style to the other two called 'Canon?'

They're not, though. Probably. We may see a similar video in the actual series, but those videos themselves aren't canon since they're not part of the main channel nor any related channels.

[halflambada]

[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfjwqsgEZ1qiuma5.jpg[/IMG]
Slendy what are you doing, you're not part of the homestuck fandom, get out of there you silly goose.

[SlinkyGuy]

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;32263856]Neither are confirmed to be either canon or non-canon. Whenever Jeff is asked about it he's vague. He even made yet another video in the same style to the other two called 'Canon?'

They're not, though. Probably. We may see a similar video in the actual series, but those videos themselves aren't canon since they're not part of the main channel nor any related channels.[/QUOTE]

Good good, just as I thought.

Well, the argument cleared up anyway after I showed him a link to the Wikia page. But thanks for your help anyway, gentlemen!

[tehfrog]

The rake scares me.

[AutomataReturns]

[QUOTE=tehfrog;32272453]The rake scares me.[/QUOTE]

You scare me. Ahahahahaha.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=tehfrog;32272453]The rake scares me.[/QUOTE]

It wasn't too creepy until EMH put it in.

Ughadsafafasfa.

[editline]13th September 2011[/editline]

Doesn't the number 222 have something to do with EMH? I think I've seen it several times, but I'm not for sure given that I haven't watched EMH in a looooooooong time.

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32274858']It wasn't too creepy until EMH put it in.

Ughadsafafasfa.

[editline]13th September 2011[/editline]

Doesn't the number 222 have something to do with EMH? I think I've seen it several times, but I'm not for sure given that I haven't watched EMH in a looooooooong time.[/QUOTE]

BULLPISS

The Rake was 1000 times more scary in the original journal creepy pasta

Edit: Wait I'm retarded

[tehfrog]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;32275979]BULLPISS

The Rake was 1000 times more scary in the original journal creepy pasta

Edit: Wait I'm retarded[/QUOTE]

For me, it was the least expected thing to ever appear in EMH when it did.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Not related but I wanted to share it with the Slender crew. I'm serious about this.

Alright this JUST happened and I've never screamed like this in my life. Everyone on Skype heard me. Im at my PC, my door is to the right wall of me, at the corner behind me. Anyways the door is cracked, slowly opens, stops opens more, stops. I'm like o hey cat coming in. I don't see a cat, so I stand up out of my chair look through the crack, and see a man. My vision of him was blurry though, for some reason. A tan colored sillouette. I thought it was my dad home from work early (but oddly enough he called me like 10 minutes before this happened from his work way out of town so hurp). In the house he usually walks around with his shirt off so I was like who the fuck is OH HEY DAD. I look for a few seconds and the skin colored silloute dissapears and I scream OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK and such. I ran to the room next to mine, ran downstairs. There's no body here. Text can not describe the terror I felt. I don't believe in ghosts or anything of the sort. I am stupified. I hope I'm just being an idiot because I don't want there to be something in my house watching me. My perception of reality is a little different now. I'm afraid I'll see something again.

[tehfrog]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;32277454]Not related but I wanted to share it with the Slender crew. I'm serious about this.

Alright this JUST happened and I've never screamed like this in my life. Everyone on Skype heard me. Im at my PC, my door is to the right wall of me, at the corner behind me. Anyways the door is cracked, slowly opens, stops opens more, stops. I'm like o hey cat coming in. I don't see a cat, so I stand up out of my chair look through the crack, and see a man. My vision of him was blurry though, for some reason. A tan colored sillouette. I thought it was my dad home from work early (but oddly enough he called me like 10 minutes before this happened from his work way out of town so hurp). In the house he usually walks around with his shirt off so I was like who the fuck is OH HEY DAD. I look for a few seconds and the skin colored silloute dissapears and I scream OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK and such. I ran to the room next to mine, ran downstairs. There's no body here. Text can not describe the terror I felt. I don't believe in ghosts or anything of the sort. I am stupified. I hope I'm just being an idiot because I don't want there to be something in my house watching me. My perception of reality is a little different now. I'm afraid I'll see something again.[/QUOTE]

I hope this is a facepunch oriented slendy ARG.

[editline]13th September 2011[/editline]

also, look at the background I made!

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Nv1zC.png[/t]

(looks better at full size)

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;32277454]Not related but I wanted to share it with the Slender crew. I'm serious about this.

Alright this JUST happened and I've never screamed like this in my life. Everyone on Skype heard me. Im at my PC, my door is to the right wall of me, at the corner behind me. Anyways the door is cracked, slowly opens, stops opens more, stops. I'm like o hey cat coming in. I don't see a cat, so I stand up out of my chair look through the crack, and see a man. My vision of him was blurry though, for some reason. A tan colored sillouette. I thought it was my dad home from work early (but oddly enough he called me like 10 minutes before this happened from his work way out of town so hurp). In the house he usually walks around with his shirt off so I was like who the fuck is OH HEY DAD. I look for a few seconds and the skin colored silloute dissapears and I scream OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK and such. I ran to the room next to mine, ran downstairs. There's no body here. Text can not describe the terror I felt. I don't believe in ghosts or anything of the sort. I am stupified. I hope I'm just being an idiot because I don't want there to be something in my house watching me. My perception of reality is a little different now. I'm afraid I'll see something again.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the world I have lived in for years.

Good luck with that. I'm being serious. I've had hallucinations for most of my life, but after finding out about Slender Man, well.

I guess you know what happened. Eventually I just told myself that it was just my imagination and that it couldn't hurt me, and now whenever I do see it sometimes, then I'm not afraid.

Or you could be making some ARG shit and in that case then I have no sympathy.

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32278885']Welcome to the world I have lived in for years.

Good luck with that. I'm being serious. I've had hallucinations for most of my life, but after finding out about Slender Man, well.

I guess you know what happened. Eventually I just told myself that it was just my imagination and that it couldn't hurt me, and now whenever I do see it sometimes, then I'm not afraid.

Or you could be making some ARG shit and in that case then I have no sympathy.[/QUOTE]

No, I am fucking serious. I'm not prone to hallucination, not even while high. Thanks to Slender Man though no one will think I'm being serious when I tell them.

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;32279024]No, I am fucking serious. I'm not prone to hallucination, not even while high. Thanks to Slender Man though no one will think I'm being serious when I tell them.[/QUOTE]

How do you think I felt?

"You okay man? You look off."

"I-I-I just fucking saw that tall fucker I saw him for rea- an-an-an he had tentacle things man and bright fucking headlights for eyes I swear I-"

"Stop bullshitting me. I wonder why I asked."

"Fuck you! I just saw him!"

"Whatever. Talk to me again when you can grow up."

Pretty much when I saw it when I was around friends.

[Chicken_Chaser]

[QUOTE='[Slender Man];32279129']How do you think I felt?

"You okay man? You look off."

"I-I-I just fucking saw that tall fucker I saw him for rea- an-an-an he had tentacle things man and bright fucking headlights for eyes I swear I-"

"Stop bullshitting me. I wonder why I asked."

"Fuck you! I just saw him!"

"Whatever. Talk to me again when you can grow up."[/QUOTE]

It wasn't Slender Man. It was just a tan silhouette that had no noodly appendages. Something physical actually moved too in a sequence. I don't see shit like this ever.

But I feel for you, bro. If people know you watch MH and stuff they'll write you off even faster.