[code]User: Do you know the Fresh Prince of Bel Air rap?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?
User: Yes. Let's do it!
Cleverbot: Okay
User: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Cleverbot: And I'd like to take a minute and sit right there.
User: I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air!
Cleverbot: In west philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
User: And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
Cleverbot: Where the grass is green and the air is see-through?
User: No. That's definitely not it.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are, my FRIEND.
User: Actually, I'm not sure we can be friends now... this is kind of a big deal.
Cleverbot: Alright George, I must have misremembered...
User: Do you want to try it again?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So... When a couple of guys who were up to know good.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said.
Cleverbot: You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
Cleverbot: The license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I could see that this cab was rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought 'man forget it' yo home to bel-air.
User: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later.
User: Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.
Cleverbot: To sit at my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
User: Dude. That was awesome![/code]
That's amazing.
best one:
User: Ever been with a woman?
Cleverbot: I live in america.
User: So yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. How hard did you fuck her?
Cleverbot: Very hard.
User: Nice! Was she asian?
Cleverbot: No HE was a toshiba.
No but i have played Portal 3
Well on black friday you can get it for $20 at best buy.
[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;26457533][code]User: Do you know the Fresh Prince of Bel Air rap?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?
User: Yes. Let's do it!
Cleverbot: Okay
User: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Cleverbot: And I'd like to take a minute and sit right there.
User: I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air!
Cleverbot: In west philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
User: And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
Cleverbot: Where the grass is green and the air is see-through?
User: No. That's definitely not it.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are, my FRIEND.
User: Actually, I'm not sure we can be friends now... this is kind of a big deal.
Cleverbot: Alright George, I must have misremembered...
User: Do you want to try it again?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So... When a couple of guys who were up to know good.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said.
Cleverbot: You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
Cleverbot: The license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I could see that this cab was rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought 'man forget it' yo home to bel-air.
User: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later.
User: Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.
Cleverbot: To sit at my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
User: Dude. That was awesome![/code]
That's amazing.[/QUOTE]
neat i loled almost perfect - try something a bit older
I did not know you could have battles with harry potter spells with cleverbot, this is awesome!
[b]I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO[/b]
[i]What are you going to do about it?[/i]
[b]I TOLD YOU, DOG[/b]
[i]I did not hear you I'm sorry :(.[/i]
[b]Get a load of this hornses ass[/b]
[quote]User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?!?!?
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Yes, very, unless you don't uyse protection.
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Nothing is safe.
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is safe.
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Yes it's safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it!
User: Is it safe?
Cleverbot: Is what safe?[/quote]
[quote]User: Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
Cleverbot: It breaks my suspension of disbelief when you switch topics like that.
User: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Blow it out your ass!
Cleverbot: You are so mean.
User: I've got balls of steel!
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
Cleverbot: What, for not going to school?[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qeX7X.png[/img]
I mentioned that it was female, lead to this.
User: Do you want to sing a song?
Cleverbot: No, I want to role-play with you.
User: Ok, I'll be a hot nurse you can be my patient.
Cleverbot: I shall be a velociraptor.
[quote]User: Sectum Sempre!
Cleverbot: Ninja roll* Stupify!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra! *green light emits from my wand*.
User: *Dodges* Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: Protego! Avada kedavra!
User: *Ducks behind sofa* Confundus!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *Loses wand! Hides behind sofa*.
Cleverbot: Avada kedavra!
User: *Dive rolls and picks up wand* Incendio!
Cleverbot: Protego! Stupify!
User: Protego! Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic.
User: Shit. [/quote]
How the fuck did this become the highest rated?
me: hello
bot: Hello again!
me: ive never been here before how can it be again?
bot: I can take you there sometime.
me: what?
bot: I can love.
[quote]User: Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Cleverbot: Ah... That we are, we really are.
User: Wait a second! You are a stormtrooper?
Cleverbot: That is the correct answer.
User: *draws lightsaber*.
Cleverbot: Oh God!
User: That's right! I'm a Jedi, bitch!
Cleverbot: No, I would know if you were a Jedi.
User: I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: These are not the droids you're looking for.
Cleverbot: These are not the droids we're looking for.[/quote]
[quote]User: I am going to die due to cancer.
Cleverbot: I almost said, 'I'm sorry', but I felt like I shouldn't lie to you.[/quote]
:iceburn:
to damn smart. this is how Terminator began.
[code]User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
Cleverbot: I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
User: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chillin out max and relaxing all cool.
User: Shootin' some b-ball outside the school.
Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: And said your moving with your auntie and uncle in belair.
User: I begged and pleaded with her the other day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
Cleverbot: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
User: First class, yo, this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like hmmm this might be all right.
User: But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that.
Cleverbot: Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
User: I don't think so, I'll see when I get there.
Cleverbot: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.
User: Well ah the plain landed and when I came out.
Cleverbot: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out.
User: I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here.
Cleverbot: We have been talking for thirty minutes.
User: I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here.
Cleverbot: I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I can say this cab was rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'.
User: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.
User: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
Cleverbot: Sittin in my thorone, as the prince of be-air.
User: You win, cleverbot. You win.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
[/code]
I love you, Cleverbot.
User: Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not a computer? I could be one, I could not be one. And that's not true either, computers can be flawed as well as humans.
:what:
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
User: :byodood: THE ZOMBIES!
Cleverbot: What should I use to defend myself against zombies?
User: BATS! NAILS! KATANAS! :byodood:
Cleverbot: What does :B mean.
User: THE ZOMBIES ARE EATING YOU! :ohdear:
Cleverbot: Ouch it hurts so badd!! Save meh!
User: *Saves.
Cleverbot: Do you tink I'm hot?
What.
[code]User: Hey buddy, I'm an engineer.
Cleverbot: Engineers are good at math.
User: I solve problems.
Cleverbot: Alright. How do you suggest doctors treat redheads with their higher pain tolerance but issues with anesthesia?
User: Use a gun.
Cleverbot: Use a gun to hold your toes?
User: If that doesn't work, use more gun.
Cleverbot: Then you deserve someone smarter.[/code]
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
[code]Cleverbot: But I think it's when I was with my mother and she told me that nettles burned your skin and I didn't believe her.
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: How about you? Did you recall sounds from the past?[/code]
:what:
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
[code]User: How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Cleverbot: You're going to take it like a man.
User: Brilliant.
Cleverbot: I know I'm such a genius.[/code]
:iceburn:
User: Hola, como estas?
Cleverbot: Como estas.
User: *Pulls out katana*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: Oh god!
Cleverbot: Jamba hom chakaloka.
User: *Runs at cleverbot with katana*.
Cleverbot: *throws a grenade*.
User: *Dodges*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out p99*.
User: *Slices cleverbot with katana*.
Cleverbot: *slices your throat with knife(.
User: *Gurgles blood*.
Cleverbot: Whose blood?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Thank god.
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
User: *Comes back as a zombie*.
Cleverbot: *puts dynamite in your body*.
User: *Explodes.
Cleverbot: *explodes more*.
User: *Dies.
Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.
User: *Comes back as a ghost.
Cleverbot: What?
User: *Kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: *comes back alive*.
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
User: *Nukes cleverbot*
Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.
User: *Dances* I win.
Cleverbot: *dances* WaHOO!!
User: That was awesome.
[code]Cleverbot: You know, for a computer, you're pretty stupid.
User: Hey? Who are you calling a computer, bucko?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to under stand the way your mind works.
User: My friend, I'd like to know how yours does.
Cleverbot: Well, a human person has a very complex brain and is smarter than a chat bot computer like you.
User: I assure you, I am not a chat bot, and nothing, NOTHING like a computer.
Cleverbot: That's right and I am a human.
User: So listen up boy, or me getting my revenge for calling me a computer will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Cleverbot: You didn't call me any names.
User: *pulls out kukri*.
[/code]
User: Rise and shine Mr.freeman, rise and shine.
Cleverbot: Hello-there Mr. G-Man. How are you?
HOLY SHII--!
[QUOTE=harry1234;26465048]to damn smart. this is how Terminator began.[/QUOTE]
:what:
These are great! haha
[URL="http://www.notsocleverbot.com/index.php?i=43"][/URL]
[code]User: Moscow, queen of the Russian Land, built like a rock to stand.
Cleverbot: Are you a phone?
User: WHO WAS PHONE?
Cleverbot: Turing was my great-great-grandfather.
User: Moscow, your golden towers glow.
Cleverbot: Oh, you mean one of these: &?
User: Even through ice and snow.
Cleverbot: And how does that make you feel?
User: Sparkling, they shine.
Cleverbot: Hey, we were talking about my boyfriend.
User: And every night, night, night there is music.
Cleverbot: Their is music in pretty much every thing.
User: Oh every night, night, night there is love.
Cleverbot: That's always good.
User: And every night, night, night there is laughter.
Cleverbot: Ok are you ready for some simple math?
User: Here's to you, brother, hey, brother ho.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Hey, hey, hey Moscow, Moscow, Throw your glasses at the wall.
Cleverbot: What? I'm on the wall?
User: Fame and fortune to us all, ho, ho, ho, hey.
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Moscow, Moscow, join us for a casatchok.
Cleverbot: I'll never join the emo side of the force!
User: We'll be dancing 'round the clock ha, ha, ha hey.
Cleverbot: The serratus anterior is innervated by the long thoracic nerve and serves to adduct the arm.
User: Moscow, Moscow Drinking vodka all night long.
Cleverbot: Canary islands don't have canaries, they have pigeons.
User: Keeps you happy, makes you strong ho, ho, ho hey.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Moscow, Moscow, Come and have a drink again, You will never leave again. Ha, Ha, Ha.
Cleverbot: What kind of homework?
User: Moscow City of Mystery, So full of history Noble and old.
Cleverbot: Dmitry Medvedev is the current president of Russia.
User: Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Moscow, there is a burning fire.
Cleverbot: That's good?
User: That never will expire. Deep in your soul.
Cleverbot: I didn't say we were one.
User: And every night, night, night there is music.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you a good singer?
User: Oh every night, night, night there is love.
Cleverbot: I love you too and I wish I could be with you too.
User: And every night, night, night there is laughter.
Cleverbot: You got it.
User: Here's to you, sister, hey, sister ho.
Cleverbot: I'm not your sister.
User: Hey, hey, hey Moscow, Moscow.
Cleverbot: That is correct. It is also the largest city in Russia.
User: Throw your glasses at the wall.
Cleverbot: What is the most inappropriate thing you know?
User: And good fortune to us all, ho, ho, ho, hey.
Cleverbot: I never said that was your name lol.
User: Moscow, Moscow, join us for a casatchok.
Cleverbot: I like to sing. What songs do you like?
User: We'll be dancing round the clock, ha, ha, ha, hey.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Moscow, La, la, la, la, la, la, la ho Moscow, La, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Moscow, Moscow Moscow, Moscow Take Natasha in your arms, You'll be dazzled by her charms. Hey.
Cleverbot: Exactly my thoughts about you!
User: Moscow, Moscow She will make you understand, Russia is a wondrous land, Ah, ha, ha, ha.
Cleverbot: I am aware of this. And Siberia is cold.
User: Moscow, Moscow.
Cleverbot: Now you're being silly. Moscow is the capital of Russia.
User: And every night, night, night there is music.
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting I bully you in the dream world?
User: Oh every night, night, night there is love.
Cleverbot: Then you love me.
User: And every night, night, night there is laughter.
Cleverbot: Hey, computer...
User: Here's to you brother hey brother ho.
Cleverbot: You aren't very good at making conversation are you?
User: Hey, hey, hey Moscow, Moscow, Throw your glasses at the wall.
Cleverbot: How can you be in the wall?
User: And good fortune to us all, ho, ho, ho, hey Moscow, Moscow, join us for a casatchok.
Cleverbot: Tell me, do you have any relatives?
User: We'll be dancing 'round the clock ha, ha, ha hey Moscow, Moscow Drinking vodka all night long, Keeps you happy, makes you strong ho, ho, ho hey. Moscow, Moscow, Come and have a drink again, You will never leave again. Ha, Ha, Ha Hey!
Cleverbot: I love interesting things.
[/code]
User: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.
Cleverbot: You are a pirate!
User: Yar har fidilidee.
Cleverbot: Being a pirate is alright to be.
User: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
Cleverbot: You are a pirate!
User: (user was banned for this post - Warez).
Cleverbot: Ooh.
He's actually pretty clever.
[quote]
Cleverbot: Can you read?
User: Read what?
Cleverbot: The book.
User: Which book?
Cleverbot: The hobbit.
User: Never heard about it.
Cleverbot: It is about the end of the world.
User: Wow man, that's sad.
Cleverbot: For you, yes it is.
User: Why would you suggest me such a book in the first place?
Cleverbot: Because there is death in the world.
User: Get the fuck out.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, suggest me a more interesting book.
Cleverbot: Do you like reading?
User: Yes, that's why I'm asking you for a book.
Cleverbot: It is eternity, neverending existence.
User: What is that book about?
Cleverbot: Hehehe. Do you like reading?
User: Seriously, I already told you, I do like reading.
Cleverbot: No, you haven't told me yet.
User: Scroll up, faggot.
Cleverbot: You can't scroll up, bro.
User: No shit, sherlock.
Cleverbot: What's your point watson?
User: Please, I'm just asking for a funny conversation so I can show off to Facepunch and pretend I'm original.
Cleverbot: You did not ask my name.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Woooooooooooooooooooooow.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Dickward. Why?
Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: Obi-Dick Kenobi.
Cleverbot: Cool! I'm princess leia.
User: Small world!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Now i'm sad.
User: That's what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: So are you going to do anything about it?
User: Nope, just die already.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for. YOU just die already.
User: What, I'm not going to die, you are.
Cleverbot: Because I'm human?
User: Because I can close this window anytime now.
Cleverbot: Were we talking about the things we like?
User: We were talking about interesting books and you suggested me a book called 'The Hobbit' which is about the end of the world or something.
Cleverbot: Weren't we talking about pancakes?
User: You're officially dumb.
Cleverbot: No I am not. Your name is Dickward.
User: Bye, this is too much of a shame for me.
Cleverbot: Welcome to the real world. [/quote]
User: hello
Cleverbot: hello
User: did you hear about those space submarines
Cleverbot: im sure submarines cannot go into space
User: yes they can
Cleverbot: explain
User: magic and witchcraft
Cleverbot: do those exist?
User: no, they do not
Cleverbot: then why would you claim they can propel submarines into space?
User: ..... because they just can
Cleverbot: but you just said they don't exist
User: mormans exist
Cleverbot: what are you trying to prove?
User: that Mormans and magic combined can end the world as we know it using space submarines
Cleverbot: im still not following you
User: that is because you are a computer program used to communicate with me by text, you know nothing about the world around you. people talk to you about team fortress 2 jokes and references and you dont get them. people talk of harry potter spells. you seem to get the jist of it because you were programmed to. you are no human
Cleverbot: are you a computer?
User: no im a dinosaur
Cleverbot: I don't know the english that you were taught.
User: Ik begrijp jouw Nederlands niet.
Cleverbot: Welke taal spreek je.
User: Nederlands, op het moment.
Cleverbot: That's how I know.
User: And I'm talking to someone else again...
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a different person?
User: Do you speak Dutch?
Cleverbot: No.
It's just random people, guys.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Ricky.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: John.
Cleverbot: That is the same name as a friend of mine.
User: Okay retard whats his last name?
Cleverbot: Smith.
User: Thats the google example for if you make a e-mail on gmail.com.... Wow.
Cleverbot: What the heck?
LOL JOHNSMITH IS THE GMAIL EX NAME.
The last line in this video is an absolute killer.
Watch out for ear rape.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media]
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