[QUOTE=Elspin;30378491]I couldn't agree more, all he did was whine that he wasn't shooting things in THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF A FREAKING GAME. Jesus fucking christ, I actually had to turn off the sound to watch the video.[/QUOTE]
In D3D you started fighting within seconds of starting. In this game, you spend 10-20 minutes waiting to hold a gun.
It's the first minutes of a game, calm your nipples, fucking goddamn holy shit. He's mad because he isn't "SHOOTING THINGS LOL" within the first fucking minute of the goddamn game. It's called an intro scene you asshole, nearly all games have them. Even Portal 2. The point is to enjoy the beginning of the game.
[editline]10th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;30379645]In D3D you started fighting within seconds of starting. In this game, you spend 10-20 minutes waiting to hold a gun.[/QUOTE]
You're right, games shouldn't change, why have any actual beginning to a game?
[editline]10th June 2011[/editline]
Fuck that Portal 2 should've began with a complex ass puzzle, you already have the portal gun in your hands, and Wheatley is telling you to escape before everything blows up. Yeah, plot development wooo.
"hurr where do I go"
"hurr elevator glowing showing way scripted shit this isn't duke"
God I fucking hate this, review or first impressions it's fucking dumb
this guy has no patience whatsoever
[QUOTE=KingKombat;30379783]
You're right, games shouldn't change, why have any actual beginning to a game?[/QUOTE]
It's Duke Nukem. The interaction in Duke Nukem Forever and fun and very good, but if it was less linear and had a gameplay style more similar to Duke 3D, it would be more fun. You should be able to start off with a gun much quicker. Maybe a few minutes, rather than have a huge intro which is just there so you can hear about a story that is sloppily put together on purpose.
As much as I like TB, he's complaining way too much.
Im wondering how hard I will have to punch this guy in the face to fuck his teeth up enough for him to need to have his mouth wired shut for a while.
....IMO of course.
YES
[QUOTE=iggy650;30375270]I'm only watching for gameplay.[/QUOTE]
Game looks like shit. Nerds who weren't even alive when the last Duke Nukem game was released are pissed someone doesn't like it.
I'd rather have a semi-linear game than annoying as fuck keycard hunts. That being said, the linear game wouldn't be good without a handful of secrets.
I thought the point of Duke Nukem Forever was to parody modern FPSes, just like DN3D parodied shooters of the time. Or am I totally wrong?
Its still good that some developers wants to create it again. Rather that being abandoned or delay.
"Oh no click the orange glowy thing, dukes too dumb to find out for himself."
No.
You're too dumb to figure it out.
[QUOTE=mr apple;30387552]"Oh no click the orange glowy thing, dukes too dumb to find out for himself."
No.
You're too dumb to figure it out.[/QUOTE]
I like in the beginning how he's like "WHY DO THEY KEEP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?" and 15 minutes later "WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME WHERE TO GO I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT".
The guy who did this play-through:
[img]http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/nofun-jpg.2703/?embedded=1[/img]
[QUOTE=RautaPalli;30388798]I like in the beginning how he's like "WHY DO THEY KEEP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?" and 15 minutes later "WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME WHERE TO GO I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT".[/QUOTE]
"Why can't I get passed this guy, oh my god, scripted gameplay. WOW DEVELOPERS STOP DOING THIS, STOP FORCING ME TO WATCH IMPORTANT STUFF"
Good god, that's some repetitive whining; "Oh my god, I'm not shooting anything!" (/starts shooting) "Oh my god it's terrible and scripted, this isn't Duke 3D!".
And why does he keep whining about Duke Nukem 3D? There has been quite a lot of games since DN3D.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;30386779]I thought the point of Duke Nukem Forever was to parody modern FPSes, just like DN3D parodied shooters of the time. Or am I totally wrong?[/QUOTE]
duke nukem doesn't parody fps games it just ignores the convention
He gets lost in a straight hallway with a door on the other end and complains "Where do I go?"
And then he whines when the game shows him where to go "Why is this game holding my hand like I'm a child?"
Dammit.
I love how he compares it to Duke 3D, when it's a [i]completely fucking different game[/i] with a [i]completely fucking different style[/i].
Hey guys I'm British everything I say is full of wit and clever sarcasm.
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