I got beaten up at school again today, fucking bullys.

[GerardV2]

Anyone who is taking this thread seriously is an idiot.

[MaverickIB]

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;20389393]
It helps to know the pressure pints of the body. Even if you won't use them, it' can help with your confidence when you stand up to them.[/QUOTE]

This is the stupidest shit ever.

The whole "pressure points" thing does not work in real life unless you're a fucking Kung Fu master or some shit. Here's two distinct reasons why.

1. People do not think in fights.
This isn't an organizaed karate match. This is a straight up spur of the moment fight with all kinds of adrenaline and shit pumping through the bloodstream. You do not think during real fights. At all. Even if you wanted to think, you'd get smacked in the jaw and go down for the count. Instincts take over when you fight, which is why most kids just flail their arms. It's hard enough training to punch correctly, takes a lot of practice and repetition so you gain muscle memory.

2. People don't just stand there and let you do shit.
I once saw a kid go into a fight confident as fuck because he was a really high belt in some form of karate or whatever and knew all these pressure points. Knew all the cool spin kicks and bullshit. He got his ass handed to him by a kid his size that knew how to fight simply by fighting a bunch. Why? Because this isn't Mortal Kombat. People do not stand still and let you hit them. The karate kid went in for a kick to the other guy's face and the guy just moved out of the way, grabbed his leg, and took him to the ground. Smashed his goddamn face in with an elbow barrage from on top.

You don't just learn how to fight overnight. I was engaged in constant violence all through high school and I didn't have a winning record in fights until near the end of my Junior year, simply because I never fought before HS when the other kids had been fighting their whole lives.

Which is why this kid either needs to learn how to run or go tell somebody. He isn't going to win a fight against these kids anytime soon.

[Chonks]

[QUOTE=johanz;20389395]And I thought I was getting bullied. This is not just bullying, this seems pretty serious to me.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I don't know where you're from but that isn't bullying, that's blind prejudice.

[oyotnas]

[URL]http://leaderofthepack.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/how-to-beat-the-hell-out-of-someone-bigger-than-you/[/URL]
read this it would actually really help

[Montroze]

If it gets to where you think they might kill you, Lock+Sock=Destruction... they will never fuck with you again. Either because they look like someone kids with downs would make fun of, or they die.

[Dookie]

I don't want to sound like an asshole to everyone else who posted, but this sounds pretty serious, you should ignore pretty much every piece of advice that has been given so far. Take a knife, what the hell, worst advice ever.

I really feel for you, bullying can destroy peoples lives, and bullying is such an ignorant and cowardly thing to do. I think your best bet would be to try lots of little things and see if they help.

The first thing I'd do, as there's no possible downside to it, is read stuff on the internet. Type into Google 'how to deal with bullies' and have a skim through some of the sites.

Then I'd tell as many adults as you can, it may sound wimpy and you may be worried about the bullies finding out, but if you chose the right people to tell, people you can trust, and you tell them in the right way, this can only help. If the adults you explain this to are descent, sensible people then they won't rush off to the bullies house and try to beat them up or something. This is the bullies weakness, that's why they always tell you to not tell an adult 'or you're dead' (or some other lame clique), because they know if you do then they're done for. If it's true what you say about this teacher laughing at you, then report him, at least you don't have to worry about a teacher beating on you (I'd hope), he should lose his job for doing that.

The worst thing you can do is try to fight back in any way, this is generally what they want you to do. It may be hard at times and seem fruitless, but ignore them and walk away, if you need to, go stand next to an adult.

Whatever you do, don't let what the bullies say or do get to you, this is probably the hardest thing, but remember these people are idiots, but if the call you something enough times you can start believing it's true, DON'T!

The last piece of advice I'll give you, as this worked 100% for be at school, but can be hard. Is try to make friends with someone the bullies wouldn't mess with. I use to have a few problems with bullies, mostly for being small, but nothing as serious as you're having. I became best friends with a popular boy in our year, he was easily the strongest, he was a great rugby player and was a black belt in karate. Well I never got picked on since I became his friend. Now I was very lucky to become such great friends with this guy. But it's something to consider, just look around for someone like this (doesn't have to do karate ect.!) who isn't a bully obviously, and try talking to him. You may find that someone like this would enjoy sort of 'looking after' you, making them feel good and strong. Again this may seem a bit pussy, needing a bodyguard, but who cares, it's not worth being bullied.

I really hope you sort this mess out and can enjoy your teenage years, just hang in there and whatever you do DON'T CARRY A KNIFE!

[Bleach Qeef]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20389538]Well you know what happens when you assume.[/QUOTE]

You make an assumption.

[Grim Joker]

[QUOTE=s.n.;20389544]he thought he would get killed by the "bullies" remember?[/QUOTE]
I know. How would the bullies know? If he had any shred of proof those guys would be out on their asses at least, and out of his hair while he's at school. Get a fucking restraining order too. If he says the cops won't do anything about it I call troll.

[CTN1995]

Bring a fucking gun to school. if they threaten to tell the cops, turn the safety off.

[Eli Vance]

[QUOTE=CTN1995;20389663]Bring a fucking gun to school. if they threaten to tell the cops, turn the safety off.[/QUOTE]

Thats a stupid idea and I hope OP isn't dumb enough to think about doing that.

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;20389660]I know. How would the bullies know? If he had any shred of proof those guys would be out on their asses at least, and out of his hair while he's at school. Get a fucking restraining order too. If he says the cops won't do anything about it [b]I call troll[/b].[/QUOTE]

:downs:

[Boba_Fett]

I used to be like you when I was in 5th grade. I decided to pick up Cross Country and Track in 7th grade.
Everything is a hell of a lot better since I got a little respect.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=s.n.;20389619]being jewish is considered a race?[/QUOTE]

You can't call is religionist...

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;20389540][B]

buy a permit to carry a gun. if your walking around with a gun, they wont bother you. on the other hand, tall the police and get a restraining order. if they breach that, and threaten you, pull out your gun/knife. they wont attack you in public.[/QUOTE]

:downs: Buy a permit to carry a gun at the age of 16, and then bring it to school.

[Grenadiac]

Holy shit five pages in 33 minutes

It's a new record

[Micr0]

Man, this brings me back. I remember that one time this guy was constantly fucking with me at and after school. So one day I went up to his desk and flipped it into his forehead, his desk contents spilling onto his lap.

I got suspended after that. Good times.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=CTN1995;20389663]Bring a fucking gun to school. if they threaten to tell the cops, turn the safety off.[/QUOTE]

Even with the fucking safety, it's still a fucking gun. Hell, it's a Weapon of Mass Destruction according to Bush!

[STREWTH_99]

What the fuck, they put a [b]knife[/b] to your throat? Call the fucking cops, seriously. Don't take any of their threats seriously either because they probably don't have the balls to kill someone anyway.

Also don't be a hero and try taking them on by yourself, that's just asking for trouble.

[djzwicblaze]

i can only give you one answer
that is...
JESUS

[Averice]

Btw op, they won't stab you, they're just acting tough.

[M..BISON]

I think he murdered himself... :saddowns:

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20389729]Even with the fucking safety, it's still a fucking gun. Hell, it's a Weapon of Mass Destruction according to Bush![/QUOTE]
That explains why he removed the assault rifle ban.

[Dr.Donut]

When I was 5th grade, I used to get beaten up by bullies. But now I'm the bully.

[leadpill42]

[QUOTE=ubertaco;20388989]Start working out, learn not to take their bull shit.
DON'T FUCKING LET THEM GET TO YOU! STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!
Every night try 15 push ups each night to gain some strength.
my 2 cents[/QUOTE]
Why only 15? 15 is nothing..

[Shadowspike]

Bring a knife to school and wait for them to attack you again, then stab all of them repeatedly.

[ROFLBURGER]

For those of you sugesting :bick: then :bick: yourself

[Micr0]

[QUOTE=Shadowspike;20389788]Bring a knife to school and wait for them to attack you again, then stab all of them repeatedly.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. And when the cops come to arrest you, stab them repeatedly also. Just keep stabbing your way through life.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=leadpill42;20389781]Why only 15? 15 is nothing..[/QUOTE]
Give him rainbows for being weak.

[Amez]

This somehow reminds me of some stupid book I read in High School about the Little Rock 9.

[Tetsmega]

[QUOTE=Incredible Katt;20388915]dirty Jew[/QUOTE]

Report to the police for racism and sue the school for lack of protection, unless you have failed to alert the teachers and staff.

[Micr0]

Plant C4 in locker, go to bathroom, trigger it when they're in front of their locker, wait for explosion, flush trigger. Success.