Cooking with MIPS (or: How I Learned Cars are Hot in the Summer) - General

just put them in a fucking microwave

[QUOTE=OrkO;41574001]fuck man you can't just tell us you know how to cook frozen pizzas in the microwave without adding how to do it, that's not right[/QUOTE] First off, fuck you Cloudflare for making me have to retype this. 1- Place frozen pizza on sheet of cardboard (cut the bottom out of the pizza box) 2- Place in microwave that is at least a 1000W 3- Cook on high for 13-15 minutes Watch carefully for burning. You don't want that. 4- Remove pizza, slice and serve. Be quick as when the crust cools it becomes a rock. 5- OPTIONAL: Put pizza back in microwave or put in another pizza box and remove slices as you need them. This keeps the crust soft.

[QUOTE=pentium;41574506]First off, fuck you Cloudflare for making me have to retype this. 1- Place frozen pizza on sheet of cardboard (cut the bottom out of the pizza box) 2- Place in microwave that is at least a 1000W 3- Cook on high for 13-15 minutes Watch carefully for burning. You don't want that. 4- Remove pizza, slice and serve. Be quick as when the crust cools it becomes a rock. 5- OPTIONAL: Put pizza back in microwave or put in another pizza box and remove slices as you need them. This keeps the crust soft.[/QUOTE] i think i prefer my method, it was almost perfect. try mine next time and see which you prefer, if you like

As a note, the cooking section is still there, just hidden. Also, does this work with Ramen?

[QUOTE=pentium;41574506]First off, fuck you Cloudflare for making me have to retype this. 1- Place frozen pizza on sheet of cardboard (cut the bottom out of the pizza box) 2- Place in microwave that is at least a 1000W 3- Cook on high for 13-15 minutes Watch carefully for burning. You don't want that. 4- Remove pizza, slice and serve. Be quick as when the crust cools it becomes a rock. 5- OPTIONAL: Put pizza back in microwave or put in another pizza box and remove slices as you need them. This keeps the crust soft.[/QUOTE] [url=http://getlazarus.com/]Lazarus[/url]

from frozen: turn oven on to 220*c pizza in microwave 60 seconds pizza in oven done in 15 minutes [editline]24th July 2013[/editline] microwaved pizza tastes like shit

I wish it was warm enough to do this where I live.

[QUOTE=code_gs;41574856]As a note, the cooking section is still there, just hidden. Also, does this work with Ramen?[/QUOTE] You can cook Ramen with hot tap water, I'm sure the sun would work just fine. Depends how long you want to wait though.

[QUOTE=pentium;41574506]First off, fuck you Cloudflare for making me have to retype this. 1- Place frozen pizza on sheet of cardboard (cut the bottom out of the pizza box) 2- Place in microwave that is at least a 1000W 3- Cook on high for 13-15 minutes Watch carefully for burning. You don't want that. 4- Remove pizza, slice and serve. Be quick as when the crust cools it becomes a rock. 5- OPTIONAL: Put pizza back in microwave or put in another pizza box and remove slices as you need them. This keeps the crust soft.[/QUOTE] normal oven does em in 12 why would u do that

[QUOTE=pfoot;41573277][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY[/media] footage of mips cooking[/QUOTE] Thank you for making me obsess over some strange YouTube videos. :v:

[QUOTE=Giraffen93;41573833]And this is why you shouldn't leave your dog in your car :rolleye:[/QUOTE] Unless you're chinese.

mips you should pop a whoel can of spam in your car on a hot day and see what happens. my bet is that the worst case scenario is that you eat some hot spam

I'm kind of surprised that so many people here didn't know how to microwave a frozen pizza.

Why would you microwave a frozen pizza when you could do it in the oven which is undeniably better tasting than microwaved shit?

I tried sun cooked slices of spam a few years ago. The result was warm and slightly dried out slices of spam. It was kind of gross.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;41577351]Why would you microwave a frozen pizza when you could do it in the oven which is undeniably better tasting than microwaved shit?[/QUOTE] Some of us are in uni dorm rooms where the only thing we can get that can cook anything is a microwave. No ovens, no hot plates, just a microwave.

Someone should bake frozen pizza with a curved mirror (focal point of the sun in the middle) or try using aluminum foil

[QUOTE=nutcake;41578743]Someone should bake frozen pizza with a curved mirror (focal point of the sun in the middle) or try using aluminum foil[/QUOTE] brb baking a frozen pizza using this [IMG]http://sharetv.org/images/guide/300477.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=pentium;41578524]I tried sun cooked slices of spam a few years ago. The result was warm and slightly dried out slices of spam. It was kind of gross.[/QUOTE] wow [editline]24th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Fhenexx;41578664]Some of us are in uni dorm rooms where the only thing we can get that can cook anything is a microwave. No ovens, no hot plates, just a microwave.[/QUOTE] how about not buying a fuckin pizza if you know you only have a microwave i did some pretty retarded shit in a dorm room but come on

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;41579886] how about not buying a fuckin pizza if you know you only have a microwave i did some pretty retarded shit in a dorm room but come on[/QUOTE] Yeah, but I wanna cook [i]something[/i] in my dorm, the food around my uni is good but I don't want to eat out every day or eat cups of ramen

i guess you could consider this a kinda nifty experiment and all, but you basically just crammed some bacteria-laden food into your gullet if you ate this.

[QUOTE=Fhenexx;41580039]Yeah, but I wanna cook [i]something[/i] in my dorm, the food around my uni is good but I don't want to eat out every day or eat cups of ramen[/QUOTE] Just get a flippin' Foreman grill, clean it after cooking, and store it in your closet or your drawers when you're not using it. We weren't allowed to have things in our barracks either, but I got away with that for two years, and I somehow imagine whichever people are responsible for periodic dorm room inspections have as deep a love of rule enforcement as your average army sergeant. The best thing about the Foreman grill idea is that you can use it to cook [I]real food[/I], too.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;41580915]Just got a flippin' Foreman grill, clean it after cooking, and store it in your closet or your drawers when you're not using it. We weren't allowed to have things in our barracks either, but I got away with that for two years, and I somehow imagine whichever people are responsible for periodic dorm room inspections have as deep a love of rule enforcement as your average army sergeant. The best thing about the Foreman grill idea is that you can use it to cook [I]real food[/I], too.[/QUOTE] owned

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;41580915]Just got a flippin' Foreman grill, clean it after cooking, and store it in your closet or your drawers when you're not using it. We weren't allowed to have things in our barracks either, but I got away with that for two years, and I somehow imagine whichever people are responsible for periodic dorm room inspections have as deep a love of rule enforcement as your average army sergeant. The best thing about the Foreman grill idea is that you can use it to cook [I]real food[/I], too.[/QUOTE] I can't think of Foreman grills without thinking of this scene from The Office: [video=youtube;X73lARR9r3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X73lARR9r3Q[/video]

Foreman grills are literally the best

[QUOTE=pentium;41574506]First off, fuck you Cloudflare for making me have to retype this. 1- Place frozen pizza on sheet of cardboard (cut the bottom out of the pizza box) 2- Place in microwave that is at least a 1000W 3- Cook on high for 13-15 minutes Watch carefully for burning. You don't want that. 4- Remove pizza, slice and serve. Be quick as when the crust cools it becomes a rock. 5- OPTIONAL: Put pizza back in microwave or put in another pizza box and remove slices as you need them. This keeps the crust soft.[/QUOTE] Why don't you get a crisper plate/browning dish

[QUOTE=Zeke129;41583425]Why don't you get a crisper plate/browning dish[/QUOTE] I didn't see one at Value Village.

Yeah. If you're stuck on space and can't afford an oven, a foreman grill will do the job perfectly. Compact, easy to use and actually cooks food worth eating, not just microwave snacks [editline]25th July 2013[/editline] You'll probably see a fair amount of them at flea markets or whatever too for some reason, just make sure you clean it well if you buy one used :v:

[QUOTE=pentium;41584185]I didn't see one at Value Village.[/QUOTE] I got one at The Bargain! Shop. Yes, the name of the store is The Bargain! Shop. With an exclamation mark in the middle. They're basically worse than value village.

Sometimes I got lazy cooking pizza. Basically what I did was I cut the pizza in half while it was still frozen so one half could fit in the toaster :v: It worked pretty well.