[img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/349/a/4/2011_art_summary_fffuu_by_idann3h-d4j861k.png[/img]
[quote=iDann3h]I think I've improved a bit since the start of the year.Hopefully? ; 3;
I worked a lot with eye style (hearts vs circle shine), hair techniques, general coloring techniques, proportions, etc.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Yourself;35316476]inflation shit
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/070/a/8/Inflation_Anomaly_by_BaphometDisciple.png[/IMG]
[I] [url]http://baphometdisciple.deviantart.com/art/Inflation-Anomaly-79660167[/url]
[I]"[I][B]A friend and I were discussing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, and she realized that there were no women in the game. I suggested that if there were, there'd have to be inflation-based anomalies that only affected them.
So naturally, it had to be drawn. Enjoy the cute balloony Russian girl[/B][/I]"[/I][/I][/QUOTE]
the zone is a dangerous place for morbidly obese russian women.
[QUOTE=Tufan;35316540][img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/349/a/4/2011_art_summary_fffuu_by_idann3h-d4j861k.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Their eyes are so empty and soulless, never mind if the shine is made of hearts...
[QUOTE=supersnail11;35312098]I see little wrong with that.[/QUOTE]
It couldn't be the fucked up anatomy, no way!
[QUOTE=Yourself;35316476]inflation shit
[IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/070/a/8/Inflation_Anomaly_by_BaphometDisciple.png[/IMG]
[I] [url]http://baphometdisciple.deviantart.com/art/Inflation-Anomaly-79660167[/url]
[I]"[I][B]A friend and I were discussing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, and she realized that there were no women in the game. I suggested that if there were, there'd have to be inflation-based anomalies that only affected them.
So naturally, it had to be drawn. Enjoy the cute balloony Russian girl[/B][/I]"[/I][/I][/QUOTE]
As a STALKER fan I can truly say that, the worst thing about that isn't the inflation. It's how she's Russian and not Ukranian.
[QUOTE=Tinter;35317118]As a STALKER fan I can truly say that, the worst thing about that isn't the inflation. It's how she's Russian and not Ukranian.[/QUOTE]
Also apparently she has a belt made of rubber, as it's still around her, keeping the gun in place.
[QUOTE=Tinter;35317118]As a STALKER fan I can truly say that, the worst thing about that isn't the inflation. It's how she's Russian and not Ukranian.[/QUOTE]
Well, she [I]could[/I] be Russian and just traveled to the Zone to make some money and stuff
Although I'm pretty sure the artist just doesn't know where Chernobyl and the surrounding areas are
[QUOTE=Hanso;35315127]and the description:
[quote]I begrudge the people who seem to think making a point for comedic effect is tantamount to "strawman arguments" and feel the need to wave the title around haphazardly like a kid playing T-Ball.
"Definition of a Strawman Argument:
Person A has position X.
Person B disregards certain key points of X.
Person B instead presents the superficially similar position Y.
Person B attacks position Y, concluding that X is false/incorrect/flawed.”
Basically it means taking what someone says, throwing it out the window, and then arguing against an entirely different point to come out on top. Here's an example of it working: "If you are against the invasion of *random country*, you are a hippie!"
Not that there's anything actually WRONG with using a strawman argument for the purposes of joke telling, any more than there is using established tricks and traditions to tell an entertaining story. I just wish people would stop crying "foul!" because they think memorizing the database of tvTropes.com gives them "special powers" they must bless upon the rest of us.[/quote][/QUOTE]
You know what [I]really[/I] rustles my jimmies about Preston? He thinks he's using "logic" to make a point, but he just copy-pastes the definition and expects that to be-all end-all.
"A lot of people have been being mean. Here are the definitions for constructive criticism and nitpicking."
"I don't use strawmen. Here's the definition for strawmen."
He just quits arguing halfway through because of the definition. He never explains "This is the definition for strawman, and here's why my political comic "Resetting Progress" doesn't use strawmen." He doesn't even give examples for criticism. Once in a while he'll pull a rhetorical example out of his butt, but since he never gives a solid example he's always free to play the "no, no, you foolish child, you're [I]doing it wrong[/I]" card and completely ignore what they're saying.
[editline]27th March 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40378683/facepunch/thecakeisabadpunchline.jpg[/IMG]
that reminds me of:
[quote]Andrew/Preston's guide to cartooning
1. You're the cartoonist, that means you're right and everyone else is wrong.
2. No one has the right to call you out on your mistakes, because they aren't cartoonists
3. If they ARE cartoonists, just ignore them, they're just full of themselves and not worth your time
4. Throw around artistry terms, whether you know what they mean or not. It doesn't matter if you use "lineart" or "shading" incorrectly, because your fanbase certainly won't know
5. Strong opinions ALWAYS makes for a better comic than jokes
6. It's okay to be a complete hack and a bad person in general as long as you acknowledge it and make fun of yourself. If you make fun of yourself, it magically invalidates other people's views on you
7. Other people are not allowed to make fun of you, you don't need to be able to take a joke if you already make jokes at your own expense (see rule 6)
8. When in doubt, just trace real art. After all, it's not stealing if you call it an homage (be sure to pronounce the H)[/quote]
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;35317927]You know what [I]really[/I] rustles my jimmies about Preston? He thinks he's using "logic" to make a point, but he just copy-pastes the definition and expects that to be-all end-all.
"A lot of people have been being mean. Here are the definitions for constructive criticism and nitpicking."
"I don't use strawmen. Here's the definition for strawmen."
He just quits arguing halfway through because of the definition. He never explains "This is the definition for strawman, and here's why my political comic "Resetting Progress" doesn't use strawmen." He doesn't even give examples for criticism. Once in a while he'll pull a rhetorical example out of his butt, but since he never gives a solid example he's always free to play the "no, no, you foolish child, you're [I]doing it wrong[/I]" card and completely ignore what they're saying.
[editline]27th March 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40378683/facepunch/thecakeisabadpunchline.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
that last face the guy with the cap does, i'm 99% sure i saw one like that in a tom and jerry comic book years ago
[QUOTE=Tufan;35316325]
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/024/b/2/Rollin___Bubbles_Base_by_StrangestOne.png[/img]
[/QUOTE]
this is just asking to be made into that SBAHJ comic about stairs
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;35317219]Although I'm pretty sure the artist just doesn't know where Chernobyl and the surrounding areas are[/QUOTE]
The IRL Exclusion Zone stretches to both Russian and Belarus territory as well but the area depicted in the games is located in the territory of Ukraine since that's where all the interesting locations are.
[editline]herp[/editline]
After that inflation art monstrosity there's not much other horrible STALKER-related stuff in DA that I could find right now but I find these a little disturbing :
[t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/062/f/8/Stalker_Ardo_Medic_by_Sarwok.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/334/8/a/s_t_a_l_k_e_r_mirsa_by_alfa007-d33y77f.png[/t]
Note the expertly drawn rifle
[img]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/049/f/a/happy_valentines_day_by_x3bluemoon-d39uq1r.png[/img]
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/108/0/0/commission__alister_x_kate_by_egyptiankitten-d3eauea.jpg[/img]
^ was a commission apparently.
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/063/3/a/anime_by_loesie2-d4rot9d.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/225/3/3/Mirror_Cheshire_II_by_burnedHalo.jpg[/img]
[img]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/207/5/5/Candyce__Recolored_by_Kielana.jpg[/img]
DeviantArt makes me ashamed to watch anime. And draw in an anime like style.
[img]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs6/PRE/i/2005/098/4/9/The_Last_Morning_by_Lunaries.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/087/8/f/adoptable__matilda_by_redjuicx-d4u85c6.png[/img]
this costs 15 points.
[editline]27th March 2012[/editline]
it's an adoptable.
I am surprised these people dont worship squiby.
Its like this site that is like all these random adoptables you can get.
I just remembered I happen to actually have 15 points.
should I..?
[t]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/055/2/7/s_t_a_l_k_e_r____pinkie_pie_by_karzahnii-d4qv2md.png[/t]
the comments on this, dear god.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Br9S0.gif[/img]
im detecting some sexual innuendo on the fourth one.
Stalkers second comment was the best comeback ever.
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/087/7/e/kid_zero_by_vanoti-d4u7exx.jpg[/img]
"zero when he was a child"
I mean have we really reached a point where they are just coloring Sonic blue?
That Author is a fucking muppet
any true Stalker would have responded with "Such is life in the zone"
that's gotta be a joke.
Looks like I've found a gold mine by looking at random group.
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/076/0/7/jestem_piekna_by_artysta30-d4t04n3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/075/7/a/xxx_by_artysta30-d4sx20e.gif[/img]
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/075/3/8/38a4053ccc547c0b1214058d49caf0bc-d4swz77.gif[/img]
[img]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/074/6/6/big_tits_by_artysta30-d4stvjn.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/050/3/2/100_0845_by_artysta30-d4q7z9h.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/072/c/7/rysunek_sateryczny_by_artysta30-d4sm086.jpg[/img]
[img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/071/b/8/portret_2_by_artysta30-d4sj06l.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/071/f/a/wyspana_by_artysta30-d4siw64.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/071/b/2/b2009b289efcd2812688ef30b7298178-d4sipsg.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/071/2/f/kocica_by_artysta30-d4sip7i.jpg[/img]
I have no idea. Don't ask me.
How horrifying.
I believe I posted that some weeks ago.
[editline]27th March 2012[/editline]
very same gallery.
nsfw dump, dunno if tagging is best, or just normal img tags considering this thread's generally quite nsfw anyway
also, i suppose some of these might be able to fall under the "not bad art - wtf subject matter" category
[t]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/072/2/9/femmy_pterodatyl_complete_by_wsache007-d4sn2qh.jpg[/t]
[IMG]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/045/0/d/big_valentines_by_arianefan-d4prqzx.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/085/4/7/smothered_by_shauvin-d4u1jbu.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/085/2/1/marina_miniskirt___uniform_company_by_bigfish2-d4u1jgp.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/033/c/e/ripe_melons___check__by_zenx007-d4oh37g.jpg[/IMG]
[t]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/084/6/d/ravenous_jacqueline_p5_by_high_on_fairydust-d4tw5c3.jpg[/t]
[t]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/084/f/7/chains_and_cream_page_1_by_eviane-d4tw0oh.jpg[/t]
[IMG]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/077/7/1/random___life_is_a_rush_by_grim_kun-d4t7ac9.jpg[/IMG]
uniboob
[IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/085/c/8/accurate_chtulhu_portrayal_by_borisalien-d4tzpkw.jpg[/IMG]
[t]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/084/5/7/aria_by_cruxiz-d4txgem.png[/t]
her MOUTH goes over her hair...?
[IMG]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/083/a/d/annie_dressed_down_by_eggsanytime-d4trhwz.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/082/a/6/amy___character_sheet_by_rasburton-d4tqe8i.jpg[/IMG]
[t]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/082/f/f/annie_on_the_town_by_eggsanytime-d4to1ae.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/079/d/7/big_and_busty___1_by_broku5000-d4ten6n.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/078/d/b/bad_dragon_by_mrhide_patten-d4t8tz0.png[/t]
[t]http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/077/9/2/xyantra_by_animewave-d4t59m1.png[/t]
[t]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/076/8/9/sexy_trio_v_2_by_halfro-d4t2384.jpg[/t]
[t]http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/076/d/6/comm__clash_of_the_titans_by_classy_dame-d4t3hr2.jpg[/t]
Am I in the DA thread or Would you fap to the above image? over in FT?
I read through the most recent pages.
Dear lord, my sides hurt now.
[QUOTE=JustGman;35319761][t]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/055/2/7/s_t_a_l_k_e_r____pinkie_pie_by_karzahnii-d4qv2md.png[/t]
the comments on this, dear god.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Br9S0.gif[/img]
im detecting some sexual innuendo on the fourth one.[/QUOTE]
That last comment brings me rage without limit. I hope the zone claims his life.
[QUOTE=Zombine;35320215]
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/075/7/a/xxx_by_artysta30-d4sx20e.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]
is he trying to get it in while she has a seizure?
Hnng so blurry.
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2009/332/e/4/Puzzle_by_anice1994.jpg[/img]
I swear this will catch on any minute.
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