• Oh George Lucas, you so silly.
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This game seemed kind of cool but the whole boss battle thing is a real shitter and now this plot rape? Bah. 'I can bring down star destroyers with the powers of my force but man, I have to beat the crap out of one guy in a particular way even though I've just killed a 1000 or more guys with a flick of the wrist getting here.'
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;26867404]The apprentice fights like a pussy. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Grabbing onto a modified AT, then proceeding to grab Chewbacca inside, punching him in the throat, and then causing Han Solo to kill his partner in cold blood. Yep, definitely a pussy.
This is just wrong, it reminds me of the episode of south park where Lucas and Spielberg rape Indiana Jones.. and then a stormtrooper.. :(
I am shocked. But not really.
I hated Chewbacca in a lot of Star Wars games, including Battle Front 1 and 2. Suprised to see LA would do this.
You... You... You kill some of the most important people in Star Wars lore... with A QUICK TIME EVENT!?
I in no way blame George Lucas for this. In some videos he goes on to say that the guys in LucasArts game development have no clue as to how to make a good star wars game. But The TFU series is like fanfiction raping the source material.
Personally, I loved the first Unleashed game. What I hate is how people say it has a terrible story. Sure, the story doesn't seem good [b]at first[/b], but once you go in depth, it does a hefty amount of explanation as to how the rebellion officially formed.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26862982][url]http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca#Mission_to_Sernpidal_and_aftermath[/url] Those of you wondering. Chewie dies a more honorable death, by getting crushed by a fucking moon.[/QUOTE] :smith:
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26870734]Personally, I loved the first Unleashed game. What I hate is how people say it has a terrible story. Sure, the story doesn't seem good [b]at first[/b], but once you go in depth, it does a hefty amount of explanation as to how the rebellion officially formed.[/QUOTE] Expanded universe jacking off is never good.
I knew Force Unleashed was bad, but not that bad.
If the Star Wars prequal trilogy was George lucas groping the franchise, this is the equivalent of the rape scene from Irreversible. EDIT: A more apt comparison would be a rape to a gangbang, but whatever.
What the fuck is this shit? I hate Starkiller even more now.
[QUOTE=XanaToast.;26862842]ive completed this game several times now, how does this appear?[/QUOTE] DLC ( thats already in the game ), this is an interesting point i noticed if you just have the game and no DLC go to the cinematics menu and even if you've finished the game a load there is still a shit load of cinematics not unlocked therefore once again.....your paying for stuff thats already in the game.
I never watched any more star wars related stuff other than the original trilogy. Nice classic movies. I had a look at the prequels but I pretty much was like 'fuck this shit'. I mean, I know that they milked the francise dryer than the fucking desert, but holy hell. Thats some fuck right there
Guys this is the DLC, the What if of the dark side ending of TFU2 Also George Lucas had nothing to do with the DLC since it was Non-Canon. But he did approve the Main TFU1-2 story line.
What the fuck kind of anti-climactic death is that? Chewie was suppesed to be crushed by a fucking [I]moon.[/I] Not shot by Solo by accident.
Wow, what the FUCK
Han and Chewie! :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;26862982][url]http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chewbacca#Mission_to_Sernpidal_and_aftermath[/url] Those of you wondering. Chewie dies a more honorable death, by getting crushed by a fucking moon.[/QUOTE] Well the Vong were just a dumb idea as this video to be honest. Herp Derp can't be detected in the force, us organic weapons, worship false gods, come from outside galaxy. They're a lot like the Tyranids and Chaos combined from 40k, but more retarded since they don't exist in the force. I guess they don't have midichlorians, but all rocks, planets, plants, and all other matter in the star wars galaxy do. I read most of the series and enjoyed it, but looking back on it...
TFU 1 also had some silly "What If" DLCs. Just skip to 1:57 in this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kupfg86zBIQ[/media]
I shed a manly tear.
Well there goes every shred of me that felt like ever playing this game.
[QUOTE=BmB;26871560]Expanded universe jacking off is never good.[/QUOTE] We're talking about Star Wars here, it's been whored out so much that any sort of decent story is a good change in pace.
That doesn't even look like Han.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26885712]We're talking about Star Wars here, it's been whored out so much that any sort of decent story is a good change in pace.[/QUOTE] How is TFU decent in any way? If we're talking dark forces/jedi knight? Maybe there's something halfway acceptable. Maybe if we're talking KOTOR you might find something of note, I wouldn't know. But this? Haha.
[QUOTE=BmB;26888077]How is TFU decent in any way? If we're talking dark forces/jedi knight? Maybe there's something halfway acceptable. Maybe if we're talking KOTOR you might find something of note, I wouldn't know. But this? Haha.[/QUOTE] Yeah I guess, but I liked TFU, and the story actually does work with the original story. It was only until I played the DLC when I went, "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Luke dies because of this guy? That doesn't make any sense at all."
Also is this supposed to be a 2010 game? It looks pretty ugly IMO.
It's just a bonus mission. DLC. It's more like an alternate storyline to the game.
so i can't fucking kill darth vader when he's been a giant douche and i ACTUALLY WANT to kill him, but i CAN kill two of the most likable characters in star wars do these game writers just hate me?
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