Creative Work That Doesn't Deserve A Thread V6 <3v3ryb0dy Hypocrite Critiques Edition>
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[QUOTE=Rusty100;29291478]well if shes hot
why not?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. I'm just picturing him at the foot of a stage, surrounded by other students, while a woman dressed up like a scifi soldier is staring blankly into space above him, as he halfheartedly scrawls on a notepad while sniggering to himself, saying in a Keith Apicary voice "So uh, what are you doin' after this, baby?"
This you say to us,
"well if shes hot why not", hey,
Wait, that rhymes Rusty
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29291626]I don't know. I'm just picturing him at the foot of a stage, surrounded by other students, while a woman dressed up like a scifi soldier is staring blankly into space above him, as he halfheartedly scrawls on a notepad while sniggering to himself, saying in a Keith Apicary voice "So uh, what are you doin' after this, baby?"[/QUOTE]
If I was the chick I'd think he's a retard.
I was bored waiting for Portal 2 to download so I drew this with my new tablet.
media'd for huge
[media]http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8758/fremen.png[/media]
Winner if you know what its from.
It'd be a bit nicer if you didn't have really scribbly lines.
Yeah, its just a sketch. I can always clean it up a bit, too.
[QUOTE=onox37;29289763]You can add a camera to the scene and set the aperture and shutter speed yourself.[/QUOTE]
yeah I have a 30mm camera, so if I increase the aperture will the motion blur be less line-y
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29291626]I don't know. I'm just picturing him at the foot of a stage, surrounded by other students, while a woman dressed up like a scifi soldier is staring blankly into space above him, as he halfheartedly scrawls on a notepad while sniggering to himself, saying in a Keith Apicary voice "So uh, what are you doin' after this, baby?"[/QUOTE]
Keith Apicary is my hero
okay so I cleaned it up a bit and colored it
[URL=http://img857.imageshack.us/i/fremenclean.png/][IMG]http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/4364/fremenclean.th.png[/IMG][/URL]
[URL=http://img691.imageshack.us/i/fremencleancolor.png/][IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2028/fremencleancolor.th.png[/IMG][/URL]
It is the legend.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29292914]It is the legend.[/QUOTE]
he looks like blondie/the man with no name
but with a hood
get rid of the hood
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and make it a poncho
and give him a hat
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now ur pic is 100x better
[QUOTE=Goodthief;29292256]yeah I have a 30mm camera, so if I increase the aperture will the motion blur be less line-y[/QUOTE]
No no. Aperture affects how much light you let in. I think there's a shutter speed option. You want less shutter.
[QUOTE=onox37;29293291]No no. Aperture affects how much light you let in. I think there's a shutter speed option. You want less shutter.[/QUOTE]
yeah I thought if I let more light in it'll soften the edges, but yeah i'll turn down the shutter speed
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Oparta_Logo.png[/IMG]
Just a logo for the new website I'm working on.
Nothing special.
the thing with logos is they should try and at least try to hint at what the company is about/what they do
if it's just going to be a type logo then you need to work hard with your type to make it look good. at the moment it's just a word and a description.
[img_thumb]http://sinus.cz/~milan/alternianmushroom.jpg[/img_thumb]
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I really need a scanner.
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I should probably explain that the area behind mushroom head is a sea with beach and forest near it, and they two with the mushroom are on a cliff much closer to the observer. The creek flowing at their feet can be seen in the background bordering the forest, and flowing into sea. Above the sea is a small visible strip of sky with part of a moon. Reflection of the moon is slightly noticeable on the sea.
It's mostly my first try at scenery and I fucking suck at perspective.
I need to know if this made you laugh because if it didn't it's not getting published.
[quote]I went to the library yesterday to finish a paper I had forgotten to turn in. Just beforehand I had drunk enough coffee and smoked enough cigarettes to kill, like, thirty of those kids who hang out on the stoop in front of Roma. After a couple hours passed I was having some kind of panic attack. My keyboard was shiny from hand sweat. I knew that I had to shit so I sort of zig zagged stupidly through the library stacks. About halfway to the shitpot I got delirious and went blind. I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to shit my pants in the library and die. After I got to the toilet I shat for a long time. I shat in bursts. I tried to hold in bursts when other people were in the bathroom. I forgot what day it was. My laptop was alone. After wiping vigorously I got back to my laptop but it was fine. I asked a guy to watch it for me and went back to pee because I was busy shitting and forgot to open my urethra. The janitor was there so when I stood in front of the urinal I couldn't. So I pretended to pee. I did a little shake for the sake of authenticity but the janitor had left anyway. On my way back to my computer a book was sticking off the shelf. It was about owls. I've been watching a lot of Twin Peaks so it felt very serious. I went back to the bathroom and checked to see if the janitor was there and peed. After I finished my work I stopped to ask the security guards if anything was open at 4:30am on a Monday. A balding meaty guard told me 7-11 was open and I thought to myself You play dress up every day and I already knew that. I went to 7-11. I couldn't decide what cigarettes to buy so after a while the cashier just said Blue Spirits. And I said Yeah because I only ever get blue Spirits. I went home but my roommates had locked me out. It's possible to get on the roof and through my window so I tried but the trashcan I used as a boost was frosted over and slippery. I rang the doorbell occasionaly and threw a soccer ball at the wall next to where my roommates were sleeping. I waved my arms around like I was angry. I gave my key to another roommate so he could get in whenever he wanted because it was a nice thing to do but instead they left me outside to die. My palms were still sweating. Eventually one of my roommates came downstairs in her underwear, which means she was probably pissed off but I was determined to be more pissed off so when I got inside we didnt say anything to each other. When I got into my room the window was open and it was just as cold as outside. This usually turns into a spider version of Hajj where my ceiling is the Kaaba so I camped out in the living room. I looked up DIY spider repellent and sweating and shitting yourself on WebMD. I learned that I had mountain sickness. Spider repellent sounded like bullshit. Our cat saw something it wanted to kill outside and started making killing-simulation noises. A few hours later I went to class and thought about the cat. I left early.
On my way home I saw two eagles flying over highway 99 or whatever.[/quote]
Forgive the one local joke and the lack of quotation which I did on purpose.
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[QUOTE=Mr.T;29295530][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Oparta_Logo.png[/img_thumb]
Just a logo for the new website I'm working on.
Nothing special.[/QUOTE]
Make that O into a thought bubble or something.
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I think someone already wrote a story about masturbation so I may be out of luck.
this is a really good place to learn some basic tips and tricks on digital painting.
[url]http://www.ctrlpaint.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;29313954]this is a really good place to learn some basic tips and tricks on digital painting.
[url]http://www.ctrlpaint.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Mother detlef that mean man told me to set opacity jitter to pen pressure
second time posted, i know
but its finished now
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1482927/Posters/hobo%20with%20a%20shotgun%20finished.png[/img]
went even more minimal this time, obviously
post what u think
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it has a white border it is hard to see on facepunch so i added the black line (not a part of poster)
typically when you're just sketching a few ideas, what sort of brush settings do you guys tend to use?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;29315505]second time posted, i know
but its finished now
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1482927/Posters/hobo%20with%20a%20shotgun%20finished.png[/img_thumb]
went even more minimal this time, obviously
post what u think
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it has a white border it is hard to see on facepunch so i added the black line (not a part of poster)[/QUOTE]
do you have a job doing these (posters) or is this a hobby?
hobby
[QUOTE=Rusty100;29316062]hobby[/QUOTE]
so what's your job? Because I'm pretty sure that you'd get paid quite a sum of money for your work
i wish
my only job is a part time one behind a bar at a cinema
studying multimedia design tho (really hating my course atm)
i need a big break!! like an indie cinema to commission posters or some shit
Don't worry Rusty I have hight hopes for you.
Also related, Chesty I want to thank you, ages ago you said that godspeed you! black emperor helps you be creative, well it's the best study music I have ever had. Gonna pass my IGCSEs!
Meh :/
I wanted to learn how to color in photoshop so I tried to do it by myself, it's alright but I don't like it.
[media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/coloringtest.png[/media]
what is going on with her left eye??
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