[QUOTE=Nightsure;38961020]If caught, don't be a dickhead to the police. Stay cool, don't get nervous, be cooperative and even make some conversation. Can always get you out of getting caught in the end.
Roach evidence inconclusive[/QUOTE]
Really depends on what you get caught for I'd strongly advise making no conversation and not answering anything unless they've just stopped you because you smell of weed or something stupid like that. If they want to search you it's always handy to have a shit ton of pockets because then you can empty all but one and they'll believe you, better yet don't carry if you're using in public.
I tend to smoke the most with people who try not to be a mooch, and I try not to be a mooch, so with these people we get to the point where we can just smoke and not care to keep track of hit count or whatever. We still usually take a hit and pass it around in the initial phase, but when we are quite high, smoking preferences tend not to line up as far as time goes.
Always get your shit scaled out
Soooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaah, was I dumb enough to create this thread?
I have two rules:
1) Don't get addicted.
2) Never public carry my weed outside of an addressed and stamped envelope. Popo can't open those.
1. Don't smoke too often otherwise you'll go broke
2. Never toke up without your iPod
3. No coke, no H, no meth
4. Don't get caught :v:
[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]
also
5. Smoking out makes the world go around. Smoke out your buddies for a good time.
Well, I kind of changed my rules a bit:
1.I can smoke the amount I want, as long as it doesn't interferes with school and don't smoke at school(I did it before and realised it was stupid)
2.No coke, opiates, etc.
3.Have fun!
Why do so many people say no coke?
Because coke is really bad I saw it on TV I think.
1. dont overdose
I'm prone to acid flashbacks (like every other time I smoke weed) so I feel like some kind of expert tripper and its always good to think about things in a sort of "fuck it", positive way. For example; I was tripping hard as fuck in my bathroom once and I convinced myself that I was probably going to be tripping for the rest of my life and I started panicking, until I adopted the "fuck it" approach and I was actually pretty sicced on the thought of it.
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;38964202]but looking into mirrors while tripping is awesome[/QUOTE]
I feel you, but it can get scary
1. Take lots of drugs
no dying
no jail
no violence
I have another drug rule that I try to live by:
be as successful as you possibly can while not hiding the fact that you're a drug user; show people that drugs don't have to destroy your life and can enhance it when used responsibly; help the world understand
nothing that you snort or inject or really what causes physical addiction as opposed to mental
[QUOTE=Turing;39978830]nothing that you snort or inject or really what causes physical addiction as opposed to mental[/QUOTE]
but the drugs you snort are the best ones
I like how everyone says don't smoke at school, yet the back of my bus has been doing it successfully for the past two years. As well as people doing it in the bathroom, and vaporizer in class. Really just depends on what kind of school you go to.
people dont't say it because they don't want to get caught its more its a dumb idea to go to school on drugs because you should be learning things instead of being fucked up
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;38963245]1. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
2. Never bring anything illegal with you when tripping.
3. Don't look into mirrors while tripping.
4. Treat others the way you wish to be treated.
5. Respect your evironment.
6. Don't be an asshole![/QUOTE]
I look into the mirror almost every time I trip. Once I looked at myself and I couldn't recognize myself at all it really was like meeting a completely new person. It was an amazing experience, really cool to see yourself like others see you.
So looking in mirrors can be super awesome.
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3.Never smoke while at school-I broke this one.
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When I went to school in year 11 I and other randomers would smoke joints by the bike sheds which were pretty much around the back corner of the school, never got caught but it was always funny as fuck being high as a kite in school.
As for my rules:
Never turn down a bucket bong you're capable of doing
bring a bottle of water
get it DOWN YOUR LUNGS
1. Always base your drug consumption on the foundation of knowledge and pragmatical goals.
2. Never pursue addictive behavior.
but havent you broken rule number 2 by taking a lot of a certain benzo that I have forgotten the name of?
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Do you know that that isn't even remotely funny purely because you have copied a joke that thousands of people have already said.
Honestly that shit should be banworthy for the reason of meme shit, come up with an original joke faggot.
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
like I don't mind having the piss taken out of me smoking weed if its funny or new but im tired of seeing the same old shit over and over again
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
oh wow you actually listened to me
you have gained a lot of respect good on you man most people are way to stubborn on the internet so big ups to you bro
Rule 1: Never smoke with a girl.
[QUOTE=acommentator;40036379]Rule 1: Never smoke with a girl.[/QUOTE]
That's kind of an odd rule. Care to explain why you won't smoke with a girl?
new rules as of today:
+ no apple pipe (in the bin/toilet are both too suspicious)
+ no getting baked on sunday nights/weekdays other than friday night
+ no weed when you're anxious (doesn't suppress anxiety - worsens mine :c)
[QUOTE=I Fail At Lua;40036576]That's kind of an odd rule. Care to explain why you won't smoke with a girl?[/QUOTE]
~~no girls allowed only bad boys~~
[QUOTE=/B/rother;40036878]~~no girls allowed only bad boys~~[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;38822414]Don't sit on your ass all day doing nothing but smoking weed, it starts sucking after a while. [/QUOTE]
Instead, try getting a desk job and sit on your ass all day long smoking weed.
[QUOTE=Memnoth;40000675]1. Always base your drug consumption on the foundation of knowledge and pragmatical goals.
2. Never pursue addictive behavior.[/QUOTE]
That is good rules to follow, the hard part is defining what might be pragmatic in your life. The thing with addictive substances is that with time your concept of what's practical or not changes, and sometimes you don't even notice this change, that's when the use can become dangerous and has the risk of becoming problematic. Trying to be sensible is great, but with changed judgment it's far from easy. I've found that having static rules makes it easier to stay safe even when judgment becomes clouded.
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