• The Perfect Stoner Pet
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I've realized that we don't always have someone to smoke with, so why not have a pet that can be your 24/7 bud? Something that isn't wild and crazy or hard to maintain, such as a dog or other large house pet. Cats and Lizards seem like really cool choices, one involves alot of attention and the other just does whatever in its neon glowing box. But then I thought, what is more awesome than a pet that can not only follow you around, but also talk. So why not something like a Starling or Cockatiel? No, you get the BEST one, I'm talking about the African Gray Parrot [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ht0a2-OnA[/media] You get one of these fuckers and just give him a perch somewhere on a wall in your room and you're ready. Hell, you can probably teach it to tell you the fucking weather! Anyone else have an idea for a great stoner pet?
chinchillas, smart ones. smart chinchillas do some pretty funny things for attention. i saw this one who imitated its master by sitting down on its butt and watching tv
sloth
I fucking love my dog when I'm stoned (when I'm not stoned too). I always look at her, then I can't stop laughing because of the way she is looking at me haha.
I have a pet roach that hangs out in my bathroom in a bottle. I feed it and everything. Planning on getting it stoned tomorrow.
I was also thinking a very tame ferret. Like one that will sit on your shoulder and scamper all over you whilst having pleasant conversation with friends.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;27406922]I have a pet roach that hangs out in my bathroom in a bottle. I feed it and everything. Planning on getting it stoned tomorrow.[/QUOTE] :smith: my friends are cockroaches
some monkey would be very chill pet i'd let him smoke joints and just watch tv and eat, but i guess it would be dangerous if the monkey went into a psychosis or something. would be wise to keep some weapon nearby
Sugar Glider man. They HAVE to bond with you it is so damn awesome.
I recently found out that geckos can get high too. It's awesome chillin' with a stoned gecko sat on my shoulder making ridiculous noises. I'm pretty sure he thinks he's a frog when he's stoned.
Won't get any animals that can't show affection. Reptiles, fish, small birds. Mammals and larger birds can show affection, therefore they are superior pets.
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I've got a crested gecko and she is chill as fuck.
Awesome thread idea, although at the moment I don't have any suggestions. I want to get a pet, a pet which could also serve as a little smoking buddy but in my situation something like a dog is not possible, otherwise I would already have one. Would need to be something that would live primarily in my room. At the moment I'm thinking snake or terrapin, they sound pretty fun to watch/play with when high.
[img]http://forum.ecoustics.com/bbs/messages/289508/446886.jpg[/img] I've always wanted one. :smith:
Snake sounds like fun. A tortoise would be sweet because you could put beer on him and let him walk over too you.
[QUOTE=tugnbud;27411350]Snake sounds like fun. A tortoise would be sweet because you could put beer on him and let him walk over too you.[/QUOTE] My mate tried that when he had a few friends over, but his tortoise walks like a retard and the beer fell off straight away It works if you use a fuckload of blu-tac to stabilise the beer though
[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;27406315]sloth[/QUOTE] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMKTnSRsKM[/MEDIA] 1:07 best part watch till: 1:29 Feels good man.
Oh god I laughed WAY too hard at 0:15 David Attenborough is a funny guy
Chinchillas, fennec fox, wallaroo! Puppies! [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] Also an owl.
[QUOTE=BloodStream;27412644]My mate tried that when he had a few friends over, but his tortoise walks like a retard and the beer fell off straight away It works if you use a fuckload of blu-tac to stabilise the beer though[/QUOTE] I see. We could construct a wooden frame around the curve so theres a flat platform then you could use either weights or super glue to hold it to the tortoise. the platform could hold a pot of nuts and coasters too. this is going to be a great idea you guys...
[QUOTE=tugnbud;27413138]I see. We could construct a wooden frame around the curve so theres a flat platform then you could use either weights or super glue to hold it to the tortoise. the platform could hold a pot of nuts and coasters too. this is going to be a great idea you guys...[/QUOTE] Attach a cattleprod to it and train it to walk into strangers, too. Automatic home security device. [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] But it might be a bad idea to leave the cattleprod on whilst it's delivering drinks to people.
[QUOTE=BloodStream;27413809]Attach a cattleprod to it and train it to walk into strangers, too. Automatic home security device. [editline]14th January 2011[/editline] But it might be a bad idea to leave the cattleprod on whilst it's delivering drinks to people.[/QUOTE] True. We should put a hand grenade with the pin attached to a rope so you have to cut the rope before you drink, That way people wont go stealing your brewski.
But that also means if someone steals your drink your tortoise gets obliterated :smith:
I had a hamster used to play with all time when I was stoned, I really want another.
I always wanted a ferret. They have such great personalities, my dad told me about his how it always hid his tapes and stuff.
[QUOTE=SamRinny;27411123]I've got a crested gecko and she is chill as fuck.[/QUOTE] No shit, huh? That's cool, I just got a couple of them. Waiting till they're a little bigger before I chill with my reptilian brethren.
I've had 2 chameleons, they are so fucking hi maintenance, but so worth it too. They both died because I forgot to spray them with water one day. But they were badass
[QUOTE=BloodStream;27419308]But that also means if someone steals your drink your tortoise gets obliterated :smith:[/QUOTE] We coat it in liquid kevlar and steel. This tortoise is going to be a freaking tank. [img]http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1135000/1135210_5454_625x1000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.worth1000.com/contests/20503/animal-warfare&usg=__UaUYAoKdLdeTMnc6B32LhDmSsFQ=&h=416&w=625&sz=125&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=t37qG6FO1sQr7M:&tbnh=131&tbnw=186&ei=bH4xTdb4EtKZhQfIvMmkCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtortoise%2Btank%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1C1GGGE_enGB357GB357%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D715%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=300&vpy=265&dur=560&hovh=177&hovw=267&tx=158&ty=55&oei=bH4xTdb4EtKZhQfIvMmkCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0[/img]
[QUOTE=tugnbud;27427049]We coat it in liquid kevlar and steel. This tortoise is going to be a freaking tank. [img_thumb]http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1135000/1135210_5454_625x1000.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.worth1000.com/contests/20503/animal-warfare&usg=__UaUYAoKdLdeTMnc6B32LhDmSsFQ=&h=416&w=625&sz=125&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=t37qG6FO1sQr7M:&tbnh=131&tbnw=186&ei=bH4xTdb4EtKZhQfIvMmkCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtortoise%2Btank%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1C1GGGE_enGB357GB357%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D715%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=300&vpy=265&dur=560&hovh=177&hovw=267&tx=158&ty=55&oei=bH4xTdb4EtKZhQfIvMmkCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Like on that episode from Dexter's Lab? The Techno-Turtle? [URL]http://www.trilulilu.ro/simi_simo/784ecc6f18d0c4[/URL] "Deedee! I knew you'd pull something like this. Using him like some sort of... Bionic... Refrigerator... Delivery turtle!"
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