• The Perfect Stoner Pet
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[QUOTE=Bat-shit;27454229]Also, some pet which I would like (after the monkey) is turtle. A snapper turtle, in fact Not sure how hard these type of turtles are to come by, but I would build him a big-ass tank with most of the area covered by water and some "ground" there you know like an island. Then I would just drop some mice in there, smoke pot, and watch the snapper turtle slaughter them to hell and back. It would be SO awesome.[/QUOTE] That sounds sweet, Although you could just flood your basement then dump 3 sandbags for the island and commence the carnage :D
Cat [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] /lulz Get a moose.
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/262qk5e.jpg[/IMG] ^ this thing. People hate on hairless cats but i think they look awesome.
[QUOTE=Superginger;27469014][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/262qk5e.jpg[/img_thumb] ^ this thing. People hate on hairless cats but i think they look awesome.[/QUOTE] Looks like its covered in ham.
[QUOTE=Superginger;27469014][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/262qk5e.jpg[/img_thumb] ^ this thing. People hate on hairless cats but i think they look awesome.[/QUOTE] Those wrinkles are freaking the shit out of me
[QUOTE=BloodStream;27474104]Those wrinkles are freaking the shit out of me[/QUOTE] They feel trippy too. My great grandmother had one and it was probably the most loving cat i've ever been around.
I'm sorry but until I actually see one of those cats being nice to someone, I'm just going to assume they're hellspawn. They look too scary to be nice...
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Ha0D-iuVk&feature=related[/url] HOW CAN YOU THINK THIS IS HELLSPAWN
That's horrifying. Why's it such a dark colour? ;_;
If it didn't have the "No Hair" gene, that cat would have had black fur.
I disagree. The darker colour represents the level of the cat's evil. That one's from a deeper level of hell. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] But seriously, I can see why you'd think it's cute due to the way it's acting... But the way it looks creeps me out too much.
How can you not like this? :3 [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jiZhhstVgY[/url]
Surely a real cat would be better? I imagine soft fur would feel nicer than skin. Also do they have webbed paws? That just adds to the creepy...
[QUOTE=BloodStream;27479654]Surely a real cat would be better? I imagine soft fur would feel nicer than skin. Also do they have webbed paws? That just adds to the creepy...[/QUOTE] Get a panther. So many real world aplications.
Dude a pet rock would be awesome [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] I really want one but mom won't let me buy one :c
I read somewhere that koala's are stoned 24/7 because their body breaks down the eucalyptus in a unique way or something. And they flip a shit if you try to touch them.
I think a sugar glider or a cat....Cats have good loving personalities if you get a female kitten and raise it lovingly. No kids helps them cuddle more with adults; kids cause them to be more loners because kids don't know how to treat a cat. Sugar Gliders fit in your pocket, and that's their preferred place to live. Of course they like adventure, but they're small pets and easy to maintain. It's like having a pet flying squirrel that loves you and lives in your pocket. Put that sucker on a good long leash[so he won't spook anyone or run away if spooked] and you'll have the perfect stoner pet. Going to get stoned? Have it with you, although I would think blowing smoke in its face would be a bad idea until you know if they have cannabinoid receptors. Also like the wall of text said, if they're like cats you don't want to give your pet brain damage...[img]http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/exotic-pictures-breeders-babies/sugar-glider-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/sugar-glider-0019.jpg[/img] I'm not sure if that's a baby or an adult, but I can tell you that they're a pretty good size. Why sugar gliders? They're soft, loving and are extremely attached to their owner. Going to work? If it's not a rough job like distribution or automotive, or something dangerous for you, then take it with you. Going to see friends? He'll be your best friend. Trying to quit an addiction such as Tobacco? Sugar Gliders can keep your attention for awhile, similar to a cat.
My girlfriend has a sugarglider, it's awesome. She taught it to sit on top of her tv until she calls it's name, then it jumps off and glides onto her arm. :3:
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