Make the sandvich - General

I fucking hate mayo. Shit tastes like shit.

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;20308051]I fucking hate mayo. Shit tastes like shit.[/QUOTE] Then don't use it? Nobody is forcing you too.

Moist and delicious!

hungry as fuck. [editline]03:47PM[/editline] fuck. [editline]03:47PM[/editline] tha police

"Dont run! ITS JUST HAM!" "AHAHAHA BOLOGNA! PERFECT FOR KILLING TIME!!!!" Either way it wont matter.

[QUOTE=GunFox;20307994]Actually there is a quickly growing portion of the Jewish population that are now eating pork products. Pork was a big no no back in the day because it had such a high risk of disease or was spliced together with stuff that was no pork. The kosher system existed to be a form of food quality control. Now we have real quality control and a ham sandwich is no longer likely to give you a disease and kill you. I'm pleased that the Jewish population is finally realizing they can eat pork. It's frustrating to watch such an antiquated tradition that has long since lost its purpose keep people from doing something enjoyable.[/QUOTE] Uhh it's more of a religious thing. If you check the old testament of a bible (the part Jews believe in), there are guidelines as to what food they are allowed to eat. I have a friend whom is Jewish. but in no way religious. She simply values her heritage and culture. Kosher restaurants are delicious

I got a mom for this.

Mayonnaise is not mentioned in the instructions.

[QUOTE=cyanidem;20306640]Good attention to detail. You win +10 Internets!!![/QUOTE] 10 internets??? You must be fucking kidding me. [editline]11:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aaronn;20316242]Uhh it's more of a religious thing. If you check the old testament of a bible (the part Jews believe in), there are guidelines as to what food they are allowed to eat. I have a friend whom is Jewish. but in no way religious. She simply values her heritage and culture. Kosher restaurants are delicious[/QUOTE] You always bring up the most controversial topics like weed, politics and religion

I hate mayonnaise.

Needs more Ketchup.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;20304242] @PermaBannedGuy: Nice job! (If that is your attempt) I'm sure that was the most delicious snack you've ever had.[/QUOTE] Yeah the tomatoes were taken from the trash because they were the only ones in the house at the time but that was the best part I think

Why are you telling us how to make sandwiches when women should be in the kitchen making them for us anyway?

[QUOTE=Aaronn;20316242]Uhh it's more of a religious thing. If you check the old testament of a bible (the part Jews believe in), there are guidelines as to what food they are allowed to eat. I have a friend whom is Jewish. but in no way religious. She simply values her heritage and culture. Kosher restaurants are delicious[/QUOTE] Which was because in the time of the old testament, the foods it listed were dangerous to eat. It also listed methods of slaughtering the animal which link directly to the prevention of preparing diseased livestock. (Don't slaughter unconscious cattle, etc etc) Shellfish are on the list as are scavengers. Both of which are potentially extremely hazardous. Then we get to the actual blessing of the food which is only done after the food is carefully inspected for things which would make you sick. Kosher was the original FDA. It was an amazing concept and utterly brilliant in its execution. Use religious devotion to keep the otherwise uneducated villagers from eating stuff that had a chance of killing them or making them ill. But now people continue to follow the laws despite their reasoning having long since been negated. You were given a biological super computer in your skull and yet you do not use it. You were given free will and yet you do not exercise it. If we are to follow old testament standards you were given two amazing gifts which you squander. You either follow a corrupt tyrant who demands utter loyalty, or you follow a benevolent being who would understand you employing the gifts that you were provided to better your life. If your leader would seek to punish you for following laws which are not explained and are, by all reasonable accounts, outdated, then you need to find a new leader. Regardless of one's state of existence or the extent of ones power, they are still subject to the basic definition of being a massive prick. God or no god.

Woah, bread? Sliced? Oh, my god. And you put stuff in between it? Oh, my balls.

I'm doing this tomorrow

Recipe: Ingredients: Onion Cheese(your choice, but sliced is the best. I go for one Swiss cheese and one American cheese(or possibly a max of 3 cheese if you are hungry.; one on bottom, one on top,or in middle) Turkey meat(sliced, the number of it is your choice)) Bread seasoning(optional) What to do: (toast bread if wanted) Get bread, cut onions. Put one cheese down Put half the turkey meat you want down (or lay down cheese at this step) Put onions on the turkey meat.(or cheese for above) (put cheese on top if wanted there) Lay rest of meat down (cheese area again) Put bread down on top Put in microwave until cheese is melted. Take out and enjoy or season the hot meat with(my favorites are garlic salt, or garlic, onion salt, regular salt.)

What a shit how-to thread. Didn't even bother to slap up pics of you yourself doing it. All you did was hotlink to a mayonnaise jar and bread.

[QUOTE=JDK721;20305806]Stop being a Jew.[/QUOTE] I knew someone would say that. Racist members are racist.

[QUOTE=Ordinos;20316448] You always bring up the most controversial topics like weed, politics and religion[/QUOTE] Jewish heritage sparks controversy? Go back to OIFY [editline]10:44AM[/editline] [QUOTE=GunFox;20319317]*long post*[/QUOTE] They were listed as "unclean" for various reasons, and yes, one of them was because of the actual literal uncleanliness of the food. Ordinos is partly right, lets not turn this into a religious debate. Most Christians don't follow 70% of the old laws anyway. Before you get confused, I mean the old laws in the [I]New[/I] Testament. Not the old laws in the[I] Old[/I] Testament. Christians don't pay attention to the the Old Testament at all and use it more of a history lesson.

[QUOTE=Suttles;20319541]Recipe: Ingredients: Onion Cheese(your choice, but sliced is the best. I go for one Swiss cheese and one American cheese(or possibly a max of 3 cheese if you are hungry.; one on bottom, one on top,or in middle) Turkey meat(sliced, the number of it is your choice)) Bread seasoning(optional) [/QUOTE] you need the cheese with holes in... unless you dont like holes... just cut them out and leave them on the side [editline]04:05PM[/editline] Sanvich make me stroong [editline]04:05PM[/editline] woman make sanvich

It doesn't say mayo on the blue print? In Soviet Russia, Sandvich makes YOU.

So...Hungry...*Runs to kitchen*

I need such a sandvich now, I just go other food :< BENJI MAKE ME A SANDVICH!

suttles you are a for of culinary genius BUT YOU NO MATCH FOR MY DESSERT FOOD COOKING. [highlight]Wouldn't stand a chance.[/highlight]

Fuck that I'll make a toasted sandvich using this instructional music video on how to make toast :downs: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo[/media]

[URL="http://img171.imageshack.us/i/noooodles.jpg/"][IMG]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/264/noooodles.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Id rather this

We all know how to make a fucking sandwich. We just don't all have women to make them for us.

Ditch the mayo.

I made the sandwich without the olive. Olive tastes like shit!