Twilight fan to Universal: "Your Wolfman Ripped off Twilight" - General

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;20329410] I want them to come to me so I can smack them with my big book of mythology, essentially a Mythological Dictionary, consisting of 1135 A4 pages stuffed full of Mythological places, people, races and creatures. If that don't knock sense into them, i doubt anything will.[/QUOTE] Is there at least three page article about how Vampires DON'T sparkle?

The good side is a least the person who wrote it knows it's a film, not reality.

Goddamn that really rustled my jimmies.

what's she on about? Twilight was stolen right out of Universals flicks which again was stolen from exactly 2.5 billion scared commoners from anchient ages onto the dark middleages. worlds biggest ripoff. i'd like to place a very unpopular claim. but, guys, if you haven't read or watched twilight, like i haven't. the how on earth can you claim to have a vailid oppinion on the subject? this is what we critizise extreme religious asshats for every day. acting hatefully on half truths. YES! some twilight fans are insane. this just proves that the basementdwellers got out of their caves. this is positive. now we just need to school them. but that aside. does passionate fans, as stupid as they are, not prove that it's actually a masterfull piece of art that's been crafted? still... FUCKING TWIFAGS!

Werewolves and vampires are not copyrighted monsters.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;20324095]Wow, the person who wrote this letter needs to [B]Watch Actual Movies more[/B].[/QUOTE] :eng101:

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;20330659]No Giant-Ape-smashing-computer-rage-image here? Shame on all of you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/wx6NG.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Thejoker15;20322814]That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. That chick should be shot in the brains.[/QUOTE] What brains?

[QUOTE=Da Jester;20322804]Yeah they're almost as bad as furries. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Hey i find that sortof offensive :3:

[QUOTE=40kplayer;20324142]What brains?[/QUOTE] ninjas ! [editline]01:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Da Jester;20322804]Yeah they're almost as bad as furries. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=69105;20329724]As a wolf I would have to agree with the girl in the OP. I mean, sure, Twilight doesn't follow the original werewolf folk lore but it definitely does a helluva good job at reinventing blah blah blah.....[/QUOTE] I'm having a very hard time deciding what's worse, I'd just say they both hit rock bottom.

People who believe this is a troll are very optimistic and want to still have a reason to have faith in the human race.

[QUOTE=The mouse;20324126]Thats like saying J.R R Tolkein invented elves and dwarves[/QUOTE] Before the Lord of the Rings series, Elves and Dwarves were pretty much reserved for obscure local folk tradition and children's stories. Hell, Dwarves were considered to be "Dark Elves." In a sense, J.R.R Tolkien created Elves and Dwarves as we know them. In fact, I'd be so bold as to say Tolkien [I]created[/I] high fantasy as a respected genre.

Most certainly agreed. Anyways, I think that those retarded Twitards need to be shown the cleansing flame! Slay them with our Flamers, and shall our Boltguns be blessed by the Emperor!

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20334147]Before the Lord of the Rings series, Elves and Dwarves were pretty much reserved for obscure local folk tradition and children's stories. Hell, Dwarves were considered to be "Dark Elves." In a sense, J.R.R Tolkien created Elves and Dwarves as we know them. In fact, I'd be so bold as to say Tolkien [I]created[/I] high fantasy as a respected genre.[/QUOTE] It's a good genre too.

astronomical fail is astronomical

I'm crying. I'm crying at how stupid this is. Fuck you, Kayla Patterson, [B]FUCK YOU.[/B]

i <3 twilight

[QUOTE=bostonriot;20335607]i <3 twilight[/QUOTE] I hate diehard twilight fans.

Wait I thought twilight turned vampires into gay fairies? They turned werewolves to hairy faggots also? Such a disgrace to vampires gene which originate by Russian writer and is based on old slavic god vampra. The Russian anti-pagan work Word of Saint Grigoriy (written in the 11th or 12th century) claims that polytheistic Russians made sacrifices to vampires.

if i was a vampire i would rather sparkle in the sun than die

[QUOTE=bravehat;20330179]Twilight destroyed everything that vampires and werewolves were. Theres no two fucking ways about it SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE COME UP WITH THE IDEA, THAT VAMPIRES, SHOULD SPARKLE?!!?[/QUOTE] Ask Anne Rice. :colbert: [editline]03:30AM[/editline] Though to be fair, it's just their blood, but still

Holy shit I used to game with a Kayla Patterson. She was cool. I really hope it's not the one I gamed with.

People like her needs to watch proper fucking vampire and werewolf movies. Dumb bitch needs to be properly educated.

What a fucking Dumbass, goddamn twi-tards.

Wait, is this talking about new Wolfman or old Wolfman? [editline]11:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20338717]Ask Anne Rice. :colbert: [editline]03:30AM[/editline] Though to be fair, it's just their blood, but still[/QUOTE] Interview with a Vampire was on one night so I watched it. The main character is a paedophile what the fuck?

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;20332641]Is there at least three page article about how Vampires DON'T sparkle?[/QUOTE] Well, no recorded vampire folklore that I know of has ever mentioned them sparkling. Also Dog Soldiers is fucking awesome.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;20331398]And my axe![/QUOTE] Jeez, didn't you know that Stephenie Meyer invented axes too? :colbert:

[QUOTE=The mouse;20324126]Thats like saying J.R R Tolkein invented elves and dwarves[/QUOTE] Don't make that comparison. Tolkien actually did something more to develop the Elves and Dwarves mythos. [editline]03:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=RayvenQ;20329410]Well, Tolkien did pretty much invent modern Elves and Dwarves, before Tolkien, elves were small and dwarves were evil vicious bastards.[/QUOTE] Actually the Elves of european myth were some nasty fuckers so far as I remember. Cursing shit left and right, seducing young girls and boys with magical song and sucking out their souls or something. [editline]03:42PM[/editline] Proper werewolves :D [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFUe_YNmF4[/media]

Twifags need to be culled.

[QUOTE=BmB;20341844][editline]03:42PM[/editline] Proper werewolves :D [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFUe_YNmF4[/media][/QUOTE] Holy crap, that was terrible in all ways. What in [i]God's name[/i] was that?