Twilight fan to Universal: "Your Wolfman Ripped off Twilight" - General

Funny because the person thinks werewolves are real. Also funny because the person thinks were wolves are supposed to be lovey dovey creatures when in fact they are a creature created from the minds of many horror story authors and movie directors. Werewolves and Vampires aren't supposed to be cute, they're supposed to be fucking scary!

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;20344549]Funny because the person thinks werewolves are real. Also funny because the person thinks were wolves are supposed to be lovey dovey creatures when in fact they are a creature created from the minds of many horror story authors and movie directors. Werewolves and Vampires aren't supposed to be cute, they're supposed to be fucking scary![/QUOTE] Uh, no. Werewolves were created from the minds of some poor schmuck peasants when they were attacked by Berserkers (Who traditionally wore the pelts of and acted like wolves) or from people who have gone insane from disease-ridden food and now act like ravenous beasts.

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;20341196]Jeez, didn't you know that Stephenie Meyer invented axes too? :colbert:[/QUOTE] Oh my God, you're right! I'm going to hang myself now. But suicide was invented by Stephanie Meyer too oh nooooooooo

Oddly enough, i dont want to punch this girl. I want to meet this girl so that i can seduce her, get her pregnant, get her hooked on drugs, steal all her money, leave her and break her heart and then spend all of the money i stole from her buying every company that she works for, firing her, then selling it again until she is on the street. Then, when i find her begging on a street corner, I'll give her a copy of the wolfman. It only seems fair.

This thread has opened my eyes about everything that Stephenie Meyer has invented... I thought Gene Simmons invented everything!

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20345916]Uh, no. Werewolves were created from the minds of some poor schmuck peasants when they were attacked by Berserkers (Who traditionally wore the pelts of and acted like wolves) or from people who have gone insane from disease-ridden food and now act like ravenous beasts.[/QUOTE] Actually Beserkers wore bear pelts not wolf pelts, hence the word Berserker (Bersekr meaning bear pelt wearer pretty much) Werewolf myths have been around since even before the beserkers. Plus were creature myths have been recorded in plenty of other countries that the norse never even visited, albeit the major difference being that instead of wolf, it was whatever dangerous creature was present in the region.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;20360293]Actually Beserkers wore bear pelts not wolf pelts, hence the word Berserker (Bersekr meaning bear pelt wearer pretty much) Werewolf myths have been around since even before the beserkers. Plus were creature myths have been recorded in plenty of other countries that the norse never even visited, albeit the major difference being that instead of wolf, it was whatever dangerous creature was present in the region.[/QUOTE] Damn informative moderators. They always gotta go around enlightening me on the marvelous history of Earth. :saddowns:

What can I say, Mythology interests me, as well as history though more Roman than Norse.

[QUOTE=Thejoker15;20322814]That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. That chick should be shot in the brains.[/QUOTE] No point! Doesn't matter whether or not her head is reduced to a gritty smear on a wall, she'll still be as fucking stupid!

[QUOTE=Da Jester;20322804]Yeah they're almost as bad as furries. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Bad as? Fuck. I am friends with two of them and I can actually have a conversation with them. Those fucking tards need to be shot.

Twitards...why don't they just give up?

I ACTUALLY shed one tear. jesus fuck, Twilight...

[QUOTE=Thejoker15;20322814]That is the stupidest thing I've ever read. That chick should be shot in the brains.[/QUOTE] I read that in Bubble's voice. That is all.

[QUOTE=Da Jester;20322804]Yeah they're almost as bad as furries. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Furries don't scratch out your eyes when you tell them fursuits are gay. If I had a choice(which, sadly, I don't), I'd go with a furry over a Twilight fan.

Twitards: That special catagory of girl whos only experiance of sex was undoing my shirt while i was passed out at a party and licking my nipples. Fucking jodie. fucking gonna kill her if she gets anywhere near me ever again. I think i need therapy, guys, seriously...

[quote]It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog[/quote] But [B]that's what it fucking is![/B] When I think werewolf, I think the movie "The wolfman", people in the good ol' britain, mutating at the sight of a full moon, killing everything and everyone. I don't think some guy who can barely act, and is producing an overly ammount of homones and at the sigh of a girl is going batshit insane to "baww suck her blood", that's more like a [B][I]vampire[/I][/B] don't you think? [B]Edit:[/B] [quote]How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak.[/quote] I have to believe she's trolling, or I'm seriously gonna destroy something vaunderable, no seriously, no internet joking.

I just watched most of Twilight tonight. Oh god it was hilarious. Robert Pattinson is a genius troll.

[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;20342762]Holy crap, that was [B]awesome[/B] in all ways. What in [i]God's name[/i] was that?[/QUOTE] Apparantly an emotional werefolf story that goes beyond mere "kill slash murder blood raargr! D:<*" As endorsed, so far as I understand, by quite a number of hard werewolf fans. Alas it seems it will never come to fruition. I might have given a shit about werewolves then. *And also beyond, as I understand it "hey imma go rip my shirt of nao, k?" :P

[QUOTE=Da Jester;20322804]Yeah they're almost as bad as furries. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] I completely agree!

I pitty the fool who think werewolfs are a rip off of twilight.

*Is surprised that hunting twilight fans for sport is yet to be made legal*

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20345916]Uh, no. Werewolves were created from the minds of some poor schmuck peasants when they were attacked by Berserkers (Who traditionally wore the pelts of and acted like wolves) or from people who have gone insane from disease-ridden food and now act like ravenous beasts.[/QUOTE] And that spree of attacks in like the 1600's that I can't remember the name of.

I lol'ed. Werewolves will and always have been badass unstoppable forces of nature who leave a wake of blood and terror in their wake. If anything, Meyer ruined werewolves. I will admit, they were kind of badass when fighting for the 3 minutes of the movie, but they hold no candle to a REAL bona-fide werewolf. And when I first think of werewolves, I think Morrowind Werewolves.

The stupidity breaks my heart and brain But mostly the brain

This sounds like a troll.

"It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog" My response: :milk:

Aw sweet baby Jesus on a carousel. They oughta have a damn IQ requirement to be able to write emails. *Facepalm*

12-Year-Old Twitards. Fucking ignorant cunts.

HURR DURR TWILIGHT HAS WOLVES AND UR DUM MOVIE HAS EM 2 SO YOU COPIED TWILIGHT!!!!!1 HURR DURR /caps

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;20331943]Haha she realises The Wolfman was a 1930's film? While the film was pretty shitty Twilight seems to rip off other series more. Those wern't werewolves in Twilight, this is a werewolf: [img]real wolfman shit[/img][/QUOTE] If I ever encounter the faggy version of it, my thoughts are: what the hell are you supposed to be, go fuck someone that is the same race and sex as you. If I ever encounter that thing in the picture, I will say this: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Next thing you know, Meyer makes a magic-themed book, and butcher it, then makes a movie that comes out before Deathly Hallows 2(they are making it into 2 parts), then someone says that Rowling is ripping off Meyer. Then again, comparing those 2 authors is nearly impossible, because one is a hack(Meyer) and one is decent to good(Rowling). Oh, and Rowling's books will always be darker than the shitty ones Meyer makes.