• Experience with a homeless pirate
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[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17827064]look up Ark (acts of random kindness) they do nice shit they collected money from deluxe hugs (for a euro) and with all of their money they took a hobo to a nice restaurant and paid for his meal.[/QUOTE] A euro for a hug??? Those people must be really desperate... and the hugger must be smoking hott. [editline]10:11AM[/editline] I got free hugs from the guy with the sign that said "free hugs"
Last week, some group of people who help the homeless gave a man who slept under a bridge his own apartment and money so he could get a job. They said he was crying when he saw a bed of his own.
I was in Nashville for a Metallica concert. I passed by this dude holding a cup with nothing in it. I later passed him again and this time he was up BEGGING people for money. I felt bad.
[QUOTE=PudgyFistPro;17827279]I got free hugs from the guy with the sign that said "free hugs"[/QUOTE] I'm probably gonna do what that guy did once, some love in can only do this world good! :)
chosen one he sounds legit
This has to be a sign from God Himself, do exactly as he said.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;17822368]I was walking down the street when i was around 12 with my sister and her 2 friends, they had just got new high heels and everyone thought they were hookers looking back on it now. Which was why a drunk hobo asked for one of my sisters friends to kiss him for 1 dollar.[/QUOTE] Haha, I get the reference.
I've seen some many times asking me for money but I can't really help them so I just walk on and pretend I didn't hear them because I don't know what to do. xD Oh but I was in town once, on this bench, eating, and on the bench next to me, was a hobo singing about robin hood, waiting for the other guy to come back. He was awesome. [editline]06:33PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MrJazzy;17827871]I'm probably gonna do what that guy did once, some love in can only do this world good! :)[/QUOTE] In some places arn't they against the free hugs thing, because of thinking it's like... touching random strangers when you could be stealing from them, like out of their pockets or something, Idk just some people were against it. I'd so give free hugs, I love hugs!
What's a pirate without a ship? A creative homeless guy! [sp]Bo Burnham[/sp]
Homeless pirate... lol
Once this homeless old man looked at me and mumbled something, I just said sorry and pressed the traffic light button, then he mumbled something again and, assuming that he was asking for money or help I said sorry and carried on waiting, the lights changed and he grabbed my arm and mumbled something louder at me and looked me straight in eye. He looked like some wise old man but I thought he was going to go crazy on me then the lights changed, so I started to walk across the street regardless of the fact he was clinging to my arm and it turned out he just wanted me to walk him across the street :3: Afterwards he tipped his hat to me and walked slowly off in the opposite direction. I see him quite a lot when I go into town. He smiles and waves at me.. Kinda freaky but I bet I got + karma
you said sorry when you thought he asked for money?
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;17825606]fucking magnificent finish. I applaud thee.[/QUOTE] thanks, bro :3:
i want to save up money for a year and then buy a homeless person a small apartment or get a foreclosed house and give it to them
I totaily believe you. Not.
I love san francisco for those weird moments ;] like that Chinese Lady went all jackie chan on that black lady on one of those muni busses or w.e last weeku up in sf chinatown.
Once I was waiting for the bus, so I stood in the bus stop, there were 2 homeless drinking beer and sitting on the bench, I kindly ignored that. So I just keep waiting for the bus, walking in circles, when suddenly one of that motherfuckers stood up and sprayed fucking pepper spray at me! I was like "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" Well, it burnt for quite a while. :frown:
I was walking home from school and I pass this hobo with a blanket over his head doing some pretty sweet dancing underneath it by the looks of it. There was a police officer with a clipboard and a women nearby, both with faces I can only describe as "o_o" .
I was one my to pick up my pizza at the pizza place, This homeless guy asked for some change, so I gave him a few bucks, After I got to the pizza place did I realize I gave the homeless man more change then I thought I did....Didn't have enough for the pizza :mad:
I was thinking bullshit through the entire thing until I got to the San Fransisco part. Then I was like Oh.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;17822284]I met a hobo while walking down a dirty street and he looked me in the eye, and without a word handed me a suitcase. It had a million dollars and a woman's severed head inside. As I walked away he shouted back to me. A few days later we were in his secret hoboship heading towards venus where we did primal mating rituals with aliens by dancing on a disco floor.[/QUOTE] :lol:
I love San Fransisco.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;17824512]There are actually "professional" panhandlers in some cities that make a decent living. They have their corner, they dress up in their nicest rags, and get a decent sum of cash. They have houses or apartments, they have lives, but they pretend they're bums for their job. [editline]08:02AM[/editline] Every once in a while when I see the bums with the "Why lie, I want beer" signs I give them a little bit. At least they are honest.[/QUOTE] I saw one infront of 7/11 and she had a sign that said " Need money for Marijuana, Atleast im telling the Truth"
[QUOTE=Threeball97;17822167]Wish I was there for this one. Last year, my brother gave a hobo some money down in Austin and the hobo gave him an Atari complete with Space Invaders, Pac-Man, and Frogger. After that, he gave the hobo more money. Wish I met that hobo. Had lots of fun with Space Invaders.[/QUOTE] Thats amazing. Here in Glasgow they either say "cheers" or completely ignore you. Ungrateful fucks...
I like bums, except for Scary Larry, he is...well, scary.
I don't know about me, but; A few years ago this kid I knew would ride his bike down a thick forest path, one day while on his way a completely nude homeless man only wearing a beanie jumped in front of his bike and said "Hey mate, you got FIFTY CENTS?" He talked calmly and then screamed "fifty cents" at the top of his lungs.
I once gave a drunk homeless Indian $20 and in return, he gave me what ended up being an old authentic Rolex wrist watch. Lol.
In my town our homeless people only urinate on each other to keep warm. It's not as entertaining as you would think it would be.
If he chose you, get off Facepunch and start battlin', boy.
I used to work at a super market and it was break time so i walked into the bathroom to take a piss and this hobo was in his underwear washing his clothes in the sink and he was screaming trying to get the stains of his shirt so i slowly backed up and told the manager...he got arrested.
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