Experience with a homeless pirate

[Javascript]

that guy sounded fucking brvtal

[SharpyUK]

A Hobo tried to sell me some stolen mr.men books. (Birmingham, England)

We have the coolest Hobos.

[NinjaPanda]

[QUOTE=gast0r;17841289]Thats amazing. Here in Glasgow they either say "cheers" or completely ignore you. Ungrateful fucks...[/QUOTE]

You don't give money to Hobo's and expect them to give you something in return because it's kinda difficult to do what with having nothing to give.

If you wanted that to happen then you give your money to a cashier at a shop instead.

[Auster]

[QUOTE=gast0r;17841289]Thats amazing. Here in Glasgow they either say "cheers" or completely ignore you. Ungrateful fucks...[/QUOTE]

Agreed Glasgows not really that great for homeless weirods you should try a town called Saltcoats if you know where that is filled with all kinds of nutters.

I was standing with some frinds at the train station a few days ago and a guy walked upto us handed me around £3 punds worth of cash and asked me to count it out for him he then asked us if we smoked hash.

About 10 minutes later a drunken homeless man walked upto us gave my mate a hug asked us to push him down the stairs and then told us all to join the army.

[k00lwhip]

Ok true, now tell them about that one time in your life drawing class where the guy... well, you know what i'm talking about.

[OhSnap!]

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;17824476]There's always drugos at Town-Hall ticket machines asking for your change, I always give them 20 cents or something.

I gave a homeless guy 20 bucks one time, he didn't even say god bless :([/QUOTE]

Atheist hobo?

[wowsers]

We'll last night I was riding my bike to go get my pick up and I rode past these two black people and one was like "HEY YOU'RE THAT GUY, YOU WORK AT THE SHELL!!" I just kept riding wonder what the fuck he was talking about.

[w1z]

[QUOTE=TrueWolF;17822107]Well I already posted this in a smaller thread about weird people on buses, but I wanted to hear some other homeless people stories, it seems like everybody always has a strange encounter with a homeless guy or just random stranger at that.

Well I was waiting for the bus, playing with some apps on my iphone, then this hobo dressed like a pirate, walks up to me (i'm with a couple of friends), and points at me saying in a pirates accent, I KNOW YOU!

I'm like are you sure about that?

"AYE, I know who yew aaar... yeeew maight not know the secrets of who I am, But now I shall, unRAVELEM FOR YAH!"..

and he begins explaining thoroughly his journeys in the seas around Australia and the mystical creatures he's captured/fought with, all this talk about epic journies and stuff, still talking in a pirates accent,

and after when he was done with the 5 minute tale of the seas and his mighty pirate family crew, he yells out to everyone,

I'm THA JERSEY!..., Then looks around at everyone,

THA!!!.... JERSEY, and he rips open his pirate shirt to reveal a tattoo of a heart/jolly rogers flag on his chest with the writing - THE REBELS, and yells

I COME FROM A FAMILY OF THAs... WE ARE ALL THAs, and ONE DAY YOU SHALL SEE,, THE TRUTH..

And we chose youuuu, BOY...

and starts blabbering on about something I coudn't understand in his thick accent,

after about another 30 seconds of blabbering he starts to cry about whatever he was talking about,

like he looked really sad and was tearing up bad, and i had no idea what he was talking about..
after a good while, he then quickly wiped up and was like..

WELL THEN, AYM OFF NOW!

I'll BE SEEYEN YEW AGAIN, BOY!

and he walks off into the distance just before my bus arrives..

My friends and I all just looked at each other.

This was the day I fell in love with San Fransisco.[/QUOTE]

Fucking love San Francisco, so many unique and often times crazy people like that.

[TrueWolF]

[QUOTE=k00lwhip;17902750]Ok true, now tell them about that one time in your life drawing class where the guy... well, you know what i'm talking about.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking of making a thread of that, but knowing facepunch i doubt anyone would believe it. :v:

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=Prawnz889;17895135]I used to work at a super market and it was break time so i walked into the bathroom to take a piss and this hobo was in his underwear washing his clothes in the sink and he was screaming trying to get the stains of his shirt so i slowly backed up and told the manager...he got arrested.[/QUOTE]

what the fuck is wrong with you he was just trying to get some clean clothes

[Destroyertf]

Homeless pirate? More like Shipless pirate.