• Zero Punctuation: Minecraft
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imagine walking through a large world made of lego, with lego dicks that explode breaking your shit, theres minecraft
[QUOTE=icemaz;27672993]I have, I probably bought the game before you too and I still play it from time to time. It's a good game but really I see no reason for the amount of news stories written about it and I am saturated with minecraft because of it.[/QUOTE] Late december 2009 represent. :frogc00l: Anyway,I thought you're that one facepunch member that said minecraft is overrated after playing minecraft classic. I'm sorry,I'm dumb.
[QUOTE=Bletotum;27673408]sorry that it doesnt have guns (no but I understand you just don't like harvest/free-roam/building games. i guess you didnt like lego either)[/QUOTE] I like free roam games and I fucking loved lego but I still dislike minecraft. Also one of my favourite games is amnesia the dark descent and it has no guns or combat. You minecraft fanboys (atleast most of) need to grow up, does everyone need to like the same thing ? People have preferences and their own opinions and my opinion is that I dont fucking like it.
I got bored of it in 2 days.
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He finally did Minecraft! :buddy: I've been waiting for this a long time
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;27671665]I never understood people that [i]don't[/i] like minecraft.[/QUOTE] Probably has something to do with not feeling very interested in spending hours placing blocks in a videogame to make a virtual something (which, no matter how big, is still in a videogame). I played Minecraft quite a lot for a month or so, but when I finally had all the diamonds, gold and materials I could ever want I found myself bored. People told me to build something, but since I didn't feel any kind of accomplishment by doing so it was even more boring than gathering another 100 diamonds. Still, Yahtzee probably understood that it's a beta, so he didn't bash it.
This is a very accurate description. I love games where you make your own fun. Makes you work for it too Mah merge :frown:
[QUOTE=Arvuti;27672186]I don't like minecraft, you got a problem with it ? I played it for few hours, overrated. I spent my hour punching blocks in the day, building some box fort in the night and then doing that all over again, the random level generator is pretty impressive but other than that it is quite mediocre. I just dont see what people find so great about it.[/QUOTE] I'll be perfectly honest, I totally agree, I became bored of the game after a week. But then I got a bro of mine to make a server, then me and a couple of other bros played it together on that server and fun times were had.
Why are so many people saying "holy shit, Yahtzee liked something, end of the world etc."? He has reviewed plenty of games that he ended up liking to some extent.
[QUOTE=Marlamin;27672741]I like how Garry's Mod was compared to eating your own snot. :v:[/QUOTE] funny, I was chewing on a booger as he said that, I was like [img]http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3193/medium/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176[/img]
[QUOTE=RedStar;27672073]and Saints Row 2[/QUOTE] and Painkiller and Psychonauts. [QUOTE=ZestyLemons;27671665]I never understood people that [i]don't[/i] like minecraft.[/QUOTE] I like it but honestly I can't see all the buzz about it. I played it for couple weeks before getting bored and quitting. I like to think it's a bit like WoW of indie world: takes some elements from similar games and combines them into one game and gets massive media attention.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;27673542]I like free roam games and I fucking loved lego but I still dislike minecraft. Also one of my favourite games is amnesia the dark descent and it has no guns or combat. You minecraft fanboys (atleast most of) need to grow up, does everyone need to like the same thing ? People have preferences and their own opinions and my opinion is that I dont fucking like it.[/QUOTE] wow i just told you that?
[QUOTE=Justin Case;27671728]I wish I didn't get such an awful frame rate from Minecraft otherwise I'd play it more. I don't understand how a game that looks so basic can be so jerky all of the time yet STALKER flows smoother than my faecal matter after eating Weetabix.[/QUOTE] Probably because of the map generation, and the fact that the game isn't threaded(afaik, not sure though).
that was hilarous...
Actually i build a enormous house made of wood then ignite it in Minecraft, but most of it right, though.
Love this guy
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;27670874]Haven't watched it yet, I assume the word 'Autistic' is said quite a few times.[/QUOTE] I never really got that stereotype. I mean, the server I played people were surprised to found out that most everyone was over 18 and normal folk. The only three people I know in real life who I figure out play are a skinny-hot chick, a guy on the football team, and a kid two grades below me who gets more pussy than an animal shelter (which surprised me greatly in all cases).
Sudden urge to make 50ft golden cock
[QUOTE=Bletotum;27674387]wow i just told you that?[/QUOTE] God you're bitchy.
[QUOTE=Detective P;27675254]I never really got that stereotype. I mean, the server I played people were surprised to found out that most everyone was over 18 and normal folk. The only three people I know in real life who I figure out play are a skinny-hot chick, a guy on the football team, and a kid two grades below me who gets more pussy than an animal shelter (which surprised me greatly in all cases).[/QUOTE] It's not a stereotype, it's an overplayed and annoying joke that needs to die and stay dead.
Aw, and here I was thinking he'd totally rend it asunder.
I think this might be the funniest episode yet...and I thought some of the other ones couldn't be topped
He really likes sandbox games, a lot.
I think he has only made 3 positive reviews. Portal, Bioshock and well this...
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haha epic
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;27676394]haha epic[/QUOTE] haha Get Out
[QUOTE=Winters;27676193]I think he has only made 3 positive reviews. Portal, Bioshock and well this...[/QUOTE] Portal, Bioshock, Just cause 2, Half life 2 episode 2, Saints row 2, Amnesia, Batman Arkham asylum.
Another comedic review from yahtzee. Nice work.
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