[QUOTE=SumNormalguy;17012086]Haha nice timing[/QUOTE]
tropical did it
you got punchfaced
now lets laugh at how clever i am
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;16995756]You're a pussy, no offense.[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate it when people say your a pussy just because your the one who didn't get in shit.
And then after insulting him with the use of a cuss word, you say "No offense".
This shit is so weird.
I saw some kid get punched in the face when I was running around the trail. I went by Austin High School and there were kids on the basketball court.
Then WHAM some kid was on the ground crying.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17076283]I fucking hate it when people say your a pussy just because your the one who didn't get in shit.
And then after insulting him with the use of a cuss word, you say "No offense".[/QUOTE]
That's the internet for ya :)
tl;dr
There must be some major assholery illness going throughout the air this week. I almost got mugged yesterday by two wangster white fucks outside of a starbucks in a VERY public place. They stopped me on my bike, said empty my pockets and to hand it over or my face will be be smashed in. At this point, I had $25 on me, as well as about 8 - 9 grams of some top notch bubble kush (shit costs me a fortune). So, I decided that because I had all this stuff on me, this is not fucking happening.
I'm not one to fight, but when was younger I took ALOT of martial arts, everything from karate to very MINOR grappling. So I get off my bike and put it between me and these two fucks. The first guy demands my stuff, I tell him to fuck off, he comes at me and grabs my shirt where my shoulder is, and starts to raise his hand up to throw a punch. Somehow, without even thinking, I grabbed his shirt, pulled as hard as I possibly fucking could and watched as he tumbled down on top of my bike. His hands went down to try and break his fall, but ended up going through the middle of my bike, causing him to first smash his face on my handlebars, then the curb second.
First guy is demolished. Second guy, seeing his friend on the ground unexpectedly, starts coming at me REALLY slowly at first, then just starts throwing windmill punches EVERYWHERE. So I keep backing up and backing up until this retard gets tired or something. By my luck, he was dizzy and started to stumble, he stumbles forward and it at my waist height now. Without even thinking, my subconcious is just screaming at me to hit this fucker. So the first thing that came to my head was my knee, and seeing as he was at knee height, PERFECT. F-F-F-F-FALCOOOOOOOON KNEEEEEEEEE. BAM right in the temple, drops like a sack of potatoes.
By far the most fucked up part of the whole experience was that I really wasn't even controlling my actions, just split second decisions made by my brain. It was like an out of body experience, I was also quite torched when this happened since I just met up with my dealer.
So facepunch, was it the weed or am I the motherfucking Batman?
Nice, I think you should have introduced him to the floor
Should of kicked him in the balls.
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[QUOTE=SumNormalguy;17012086]Haha nice timing[/QUOTE]
The was this guy who I punched in the face in the changing rooms at school before summer break. Happened a while ago though.
I got punched in the face once. I walked up to the person who did it, laughed in his face and said he can't punch for shit and walked back to the class with a little bit of a bleeding lip (they were dry as shit anyways) Sadly enough he didn't get suspended. But the crazy fool punched someone else in the face on a day I was sick.
[QUOTE=cheesylard;16995725]
And this year he's in my Lit class and I sometimes think about randomly punching him outside of class. But I never do.[/QUOTE]
Because you are a massive pussy, and you know that he could literally knock the shit out of you. You didn't even strike back when he punched you in the face; he could walk all over you. I bet it isn't the first time you've been attacked and done nothing about it either.
[QUOTE=cheesylard;16995725] But alas, I'm an FPer so I didn't punch him for "morals".[/QUOTE]
That's something you don't see every day.
[QUOTE=J1tterslug;17083173]Because you are a massive pussy, and you know that he could literally knock the shit out of you. You didn't even strike back when he punched you in the face; he could walk all over you. I bet it isn't the first time you've been attacked and done nothing about it either.[/QUOTE]
I have no way of proving you wrong over the internet so it's pointless arguing with you, so I'll call you a troll.
and im a prick? seriously?
[QUOTE=Zycos;16995730]you got [i]FACEPUNCHED[/i][/QUOTE]
you stol that from cheesy lard huh
i hope everyone rates you dumb
Thread has a lot of clocks
[QUOTE=solid_jake;17001131]Oh the irony.[/QUOTE]
Nah, It's more like. Oh, the Redundancy .
[QUOTE=pieman;17000065]What's with the whole of facepunch thinking they can hit people?
1. Never hit people in the face, otherwise I rate you as scumbag.
2. Never hit people with glasses, NEVER, or else you're just a piece of shit.
3. Only resort to Violence in Self Defence.[/QUOTE]
Why not? If someone with glasses comes at me, I'll retaliate just the same.
I can imagine you being annoying from his point of view.
First, he was probably in a bad mood from the bike accident. (Maybe even more because you didn't pay attention to him when he explained.)
Second, you "lightly" hit him. Some people don't like being touched more than a poke or tap on the shoulder, or else they can get pretty annoyed.
If you lightly hit him again and the first one annoyed him, he may have snapped because of that plus his earlier aggravation. If either hit hit an injured spot, I could easily understand why he hit you.
Another factor is if he already viewed you as kind of annoying, which I have no way of knowing about.
Overall, I don't think he should of hit you in the face, just hard in the arm if he was really mad.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16995745]You were in the change room?
Should have hit him in the face with your dick.[/QUOTE]
Because everyone goes commando style.
Was the kid autistic or retarded or something? I don't see ANY reason he should have punched you. Oh boo hoo, I fell off my bike and scrapped my arm and now I'm being lightly hit for attention, I should punch him in the face.
What kind of logic is that?
I don't get why anyone would you call YOU a prick instead of the other guy.
Well, don't psychically hit someone around the head a couple of times. to tell him to go, well done. You got into a fight. I heard talking exists in way to tell him to go.
I sometimes punch myself in the face or ask other people to punch me for kicks.
Why didn't you just suck each others' dicks?
[QUOTE=lardycheese;17092884]I have no way of proving you wrong over the internet so it's pointless arguing with you, so I'll call you a troll.
and im a prick? seriously?[/QUOTE]
I never called you a 'prick', I called you a pussy. Stop projecting.
I remember when my friend pushed me into the toughest (not as in huge muscle, like black-belt-in-karate strong) guys in the school when he was sulking and he did a right hook to my gut. I was wheezing on the floor for ages, but I got my own back, I had eaten cheese and onion crisps and I when he hit me I unleashed a cloud of gas into his face :smug: .
[QUOTE=Faren;16995773]Should've hit him over the head with your hammer.[/QUOTE]
While shouting at the top of your voice "YOUR GOT BANHAMMERED BITCH"
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