• My GF is making me go see New Moon with her...
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[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509801]No i love to go places with her and shit... It's just.... New moon....[/QUOTE] You like to go to places with her... and shit? Can't decide if that's hot or disgusting. Probably both.
Dude, bring a camera or something so you can take pictures of any craziness that goes on while you're trying to get into the theatre.
So many 'Girl taking me to new moon' threads lately.
Feels good man.
Its VERY bad because it means your gf is prob an ugly-ass fat bitch
So my GF is making me go and see New Moon with her Translation. I'll say im getting dragged along when really i want to see the movie and i am making a disguise for it ooooft im so excited.
Tell her for every 10 minutes that the movie lasts, she owes you one handjob.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18509752]Break up with her if she likes Twilight.[/QUOTE] You don't understand what love is.
[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18509926]Its VERY bad because it means your gf is prob an ugly-ass fat bitch[/QUOTE] To be honest, she is like 100 pounds of SEXINESS. Thats why i'm putting myself through this god forsaken movie...
[QUOTE=Kylel999;18509934]Tell her for every 10 minutes that the movie lasts, she owes you one handjob.[/QUOTE] My suggestion is better, handjobs aren't that great...
[QUOTE=ragawaga;18509929]So my GF is making me go and see New Moon with her Translation. I'll say im getting dragged along when really i want to see the movie and i am making a disguise for it ooooft im so excited.[/QUOTE] I lol'd
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18509865]Ask for a blowjob during the movie, make sure she's positioned correctly so she can still see the movie, trust me, she'll do much better fantasizing about Edward.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img.tomshardware.com/cn/newsimages/2002/0000187/gfgrill.jpg[/img] That would hurt.
Well thanks for the help FP. I'm about to enter the gates of hell, but when I return, 100 blowjobs.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509982]Well thanks for the help FP. I'm about to enter the gates of hell, but when I return, 100 blowjobs.[/QUOTE] Bring a camera!
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;18509998]Bring a camera![/QUOTE] Calm down perv.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18510006]Calm down perv.[/QUOTE] That's not what I meant... :geno:
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509898] I swear I saw one fap once...[/QUOTE] goddamn what the fuck
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18510006]Calm down perv.[/QUOTE] you call everyone a perv then immediately afterward mention getting 100 blowjobs then you call someone a perv when they say camera :frog:
New Moon's plot: Bella and Edward are sooo in love and its amazing and then it's her birthday where she cuts her finger and Edwards fake brother goes crazy over it. Soon after that for some reason Edward must leave Bella FOREVER!!!1 and she sobs in a forrest for a while. She angsts, angsts some more, there's werewolves that take their shirts off, Bella angsts so much and jumps off a cliff. Edward goes emo when he finds out and then ????????? Edward and Bella reunite and are OMG SO IN TRU LUV!!!11 again. Basically the second worst of the Twilight series, the last one is the worst. Although there is one scene I would be very interested to see acted out... On the plus side, your girlfriend will owe you big time after this :q:
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18509958]My suggestion is better, handjobs aren't that great...[/QUOTE] fuck that shit youre right blowjobs are better i only said that because the only girl who has done sexual things with me sucked at everything i never thought id meet a girl who would suck dick at jerking me off, she wouldnt even touch the tip, she like jerked me off so that she could barely keep me hard, it was terrible
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18510131]New Moon's plot: Bella and Edward are sooo in love and its amazing and then it's her birthday where she cuts her finger and Edwards fake brother goes crazy over it. Soon after that for some reason Edward must leave Bella FOREVER!!!1 and she sobs in a forrest for a while. She angsts, angsts some more, there's werewolves that take their shirts off, Bella angsts so much and jumps off a cliff. Edward goes emo when he finds out and then ????????? Edward and Bella reunite and are OMG SO IN TRU LUV!!!11 again. Basically the second worst of the Twilight series, the last one is the worst. Although there is one scene I would be very interested to see acted out... [U]On the plus side, your girlfriend will owe you big time after this :q:[/U][/QUOTE] are you sure you're a girl i'm ignoring your summary of twilight because it's true and most of my female friends have about that opinion on it
I'm a raging pervert, that pretty much explains it.
And if you fall asleep you can just say "Didn't go to sleep till <insert late time here>'o clock"
I heard it's actually a pretty funny movie unintentionally of course.
If you live in the UK, and she is hot, tell me where to meet her and I will take your place.
OP, break up with her immediately! If you can't take your girlfriend to a shitty movie, then you have no business calling her your girlfriend.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18510208]I'm a raging pervert, that pretty much explains it.[/QUOTE] oh. okay [editline]06:03PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Doug52392;18510285]OP, break up with her immediately! If you can't take your girlfriend to a shitty movie, then you have no business calling her your girlfriend.[/QUOTE] this this this this this
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509737]Is it that bad? If anyone has seen it yet, PLEASE tell me if it's as bad as the first...[/QUOTE] Make her drink the water. They put something in it, to make you forget. She won't even remember how she got there.
It is pretty much an orgy of shirtless men and stupid dramatic shit and you will notice that Taylor Lautner is a horrible actor.
[quote=mister cool;18511103]it is pretty much an orgy of shirtless men[/quote] oh hell no
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