• My GF is making me go see New Moon with her...
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Break up with her. It's not worth the tang.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509948]To be honest, she is like 100 pounds of SEXINESS. Thats why i'm putting myself through this god forsaken movie...[/QUOTE] I'm guessing you're neglecting to mention the other 200 pounds of twilight fan girl. Ice burn.
Your girlfriend can't MAKE you do anything. If you two are newly together then yeah you probably should go, but don't say she's making you go. It just makes you sound like you are controlled by her.
Go see "New Moon". Get Pussy. Why are you complaining?
rape her with your penis if she makes you
[QUOTE=Kylel999;18510156]fuck that shit youre right blowjobs are better i only said that because the only girl who has done sexual things with me sucked at everything i never thought id meet a girl who would suck dick at jerking me off, she wouldnt even touch the tip, she like jerked me off so that she could barely keep me hard, it was terrible[/QUOTE] So basically she just yanked your dick skin? Sounds painful.
Don't break up with her, just put on the relationship pants and tell her you think it's stupid as fuck and you aren't going.
[QUOTE=Lord Ivan;18509765]It's not terrible, people have just jumped on the "It sucks" bandwagon. It's meant for teenage girls, of course most of FP hates it. Not to say it's any good either, it's just sorta adequate.[/QUOTE] The 1st one was honestly horrible. I could have accepted it for being a decent film if it made a few changes and actually went some where. But it was 2 hours of something getting ready to happen any minute, but then it's over and nothing ever happened. Seriously terrible film. I can't imagine new moon being much better. I'll probably give it a chance though.
I willingly went to see New Moon with my parents because we like Twilight.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;18511947]The 1st one was honestly horrible. I could have accepted it for being a decent film if it made a few changes and actually went some where. But it was 2 hours of something getting ready to happen any minute, but then it's over and nothing ever happened. Seriously terrible film. I can't imagine new moon being much better. I'll probably give it a chance though.[/QUOTE] Same, was expecting some major event but it was just some bitch going emo throughout the course of 2 hours.
Tell her she has to give you a blowjob behind the theater after the movie, or you're not going. (If you guys do that stuff)
Craig Ferguson says you should do it!
If your girlfriend is forcing you stop getting into shitty middle school relationships
Wear a "Twilight Sucks" shirt.
You could try and convince her to watch something else, like The Men Who Stare At Goats or something.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;18512148]You could try and convince her to watch something else, like The Men Who Stare At Goats or something.[/QUOTE] That is even a worse film....
Think about the date, not about the movie :P olol
Holy shit what happened here? It's our second date so no, i'm not breaking up with her, i'm not asking her to give me a blow job because I actually want to go with her, not to see the movie, just to be with her. I only asked if the movie was as terrible as the first, and I guess it is because everyone is saying the same thing. I'm leaving in 10 minutes to go see it, so whatever happens, happens. BTW, i'm in 10th grade in high school, not middle school.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509862]Hurm... All my friends are gonna call me fags... But still, you guys are right... I'll go...[/QUOTE] Oh dear, not like you already have a girlfriend.
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509737]Is it that bad? If anyone has seen it yet, PLEASE tell me if it's as bad as the first...[/QUOTE] Dump her.
My GF wants to look it, too :( She liked the books. But I can't ask for sex in return because she's already somewhat sex crazy :/ Maybe I'll make her watch something she doesn't like.
[QUOTE=Fijgum;18512508]My GF wants to look it, too :( She liked the books. But I can't ask for sex in return because she's already somewhat sex crazy :/ Maybe I'll make her watch something she doesn't like.[/QUOTE] Just go along to be nice to her, it can't be [I]that[/I] bad. Oh
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-wBa-UJVw[/media] If it gets you laid , I'd go
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[QUOTE=Kingy_who;18512546]just goalong to be nice to her, it cant be [I]that[/I] bad. Oh[/QUOTE] Exactly. THIS is my problem. I'll do it for her... but still...
pretend to enjoy it and have fun with her if you cant get out of it
1. you bring an ipod or mp3 2. you try to have fun by laughing when something sad happens just to annoy people 3. sleep?
Just have fun :o if you can't and have to pretend, there must be something wrong with you. You can try talking during the movie if it sucks =)
Why don't you have sex with her before going to the movie, and THEN dump her? Win win scenario. Except for the girl, but well, fuck her. She likes Twilight.
[QUOTE=ArchAngel;18513363]Why don't you have sex with her first, and THEN dump her?[/QUOTE] +1
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