Science time
Q: Do you know how do sperm cells know they're supposed to penetrate the ovum and not other cells?
A: They don't! They penetrate [b]every[/b] cell they find, including cells inside your eye. That's why it stings like a motherfucker - your eye is getting impregnated.
yuk
Girls get this shit all the time in the eye. Only some get like, shot with it.
These stupid Hurr look what I did in the bathroom followed by shitty mspaint cartoons are getting dumb and repetitive
Also, I don't see why you think 3 weeks makes a difference as your body absorbs it.
[QUOTE=Adbor;21432667]Science time
Q: Do you know how do sperm cells know they're supposed to penetrate the ovum and not other cells?
A: They don't! They penetrate [b]every[/b] cell they find, including cells inside your eye. That's why it stings like a motherfucker - your eye is getting impregnated.[/QUOTE]
Oh wow
So what are the side effects? Any permanent damage?
[QUOTE=Saikotic;21432480]u mad bro?[/QUOTE]
Not at all.
Don't blink! It may act like glue.
I wish I was that toilet.
I kinda Did this Once But i yawned And it fell off my hand ito my mouth...
[QUOTE=CobraUnit;21433120]I wish I was that toilet.[/QUOTE]
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Pour about 100ml alcohol in your eye. Works guaranteed.
The first time i masturbated in my bed, i blew my load into my face by mistake. I wasn't prepared for the massive force it got shot out with. Now, i've figured out that if i masturbate for longer than 40 minutes, i need some sort of safety net to capture the sonic sperm.
Yeah, rinse it a few times. Semen is a moderately strong base, it'll burn right through your eye if you don't clean it off. Very slowly, but it will do it.
"Yes, this happens to me all the time"
[QUOTE=Meader;21432507]Now that's what I call a "Sticky Situation"[/QUOTE]
Now thats what I call...
*Puts on Sunglasses*
a sticky situation.
YEAAAAAAAAAH
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[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;21432239]I love how the jizz is the coolface guy[/QUOTE]
Yeah same, when I realised he did that I laughed like a retard.
No wonder they say masturbation makes you go blind.
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Now thats what I call...
*Puts on Sunglasses*
a stick situation.
YEAAAAAAAAAH
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Protip: Tissue BEFORE jizz.
Profit: No jizz on fingers, no jizz in eye by proxy.
So... what, was it stingy or something? I can't really imagine jizz stinging that much. You even see that weird porn where the guy purposely cums in the girl's eye, because that's hot apparently.
Wow, feel sorry for you.
And nope, this has never happened to me, yet.
I will never cum on a girl's face again.
Just thinking about that situation makes me cringe and my eyes water
This is why you go blind from masterbation
[QUOTE=Dragge;21433791]*CSI Miami pic*[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, one of the better ones I've seen.
I guess you could say he...
[i]jizzed in his eye[/i]
Way to get your pupils pregnant.
Nice mustache.
Should have felt it on your hand.
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