I'm just waiting for someone to make one of these threads with actual photos of what happened.
Then again if it was another one of these I'd rather not see it.
This thread made my day
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;21433991]You even see that weird porn where the guy purposely cums in the girl's eye, because that's hot apparently.[/QUOTE]
I've never seen that "weird porn"
Explain why your browsing something that[B]you[/B] define as "weird porn"?
Ahhhh Facepunch, you always entertain.
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[QUOTE=Funnycat;21433658][url=http://tindeck.com/listen/myhu][img]http://tindeck.com/image/myhu/stats.png[/img][/url][/QUOTE]
Brilliant
You should have posted here:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Y1tFi.png[/img]
[QUOTE=LordApocca;21433352]The first time i masturbated in my bed, i blew my load into my face by mistake. I wasn't prepared for the massive force it got shot out with. Now, i've figured out that if i masturbate for longer than 40 minutes, i need some sort of safety net to capture the sonic sperm.[/QUOTE]
How can you masturbate for 40mins? :S I barely last 3 mins.
It's called semen. Sperm only makes up about 5% of semen.
I got semen in my eye once, (lolgay) my eye was twitchy for a good 30 minutes till I just "teared up" and I suppose it came off with the tears I guess.
Where do tears normally end up?
In your nasal passage or your mouth.
Cum in your nose and mouth. :smug:
[QUOTE=angelangel;21443858]Where do tears normally end up?
In your nasal passage or your mouth.
Cum in your nose and mouth. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Well my tears fell off my face to be honest, and I aimed for my mouth but it can be difficult.
[QUOTE=angelangel;21441133]You should have posted here:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Y1tFi.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Updated picture!
[IMG_thumb]http://bellminator.com/images/facepunchlol.png[/IMG_thumb]
(I have a pretty large screen so its thumbnailed..)
This is why I wear a condom when fapping. So my eye doesn't get pregnant.
[QUOTE=Ryxypo;21432390]This sort of happened to me once too.
Only I did it on purpose.[/QUOTE]
wait what?
OPs dick is trying to kill him. If I were him i'd chop it off and become a girl before it does the job.
No I wear goggles.
[QUOTE=Stonewall;21432176]
*funny text*
*funnier pic*
Has this happened to anyone else?[/QUOTE]
I think this is one of the only paint drawings that made me laugh so hard, seriously I'm in tears here. A++ thread
[QUOTE=UnnamedPlayer;21432216]Nice snipe.
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Nice automerge break.[/QUOTE]
Stop being a bitch because your previous post got so many disagrees.
Nice job on getting sperm in your eye, OP. Didn't know a cock had so much spread.
You should towel that off your eye with a generous quantity of lemon juice. It works marvelously!
What actually happened
[IMG]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1430/aaavo.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=jantz;21453548]Nice job on getting sperm in your eye, OP. Didn't know a cock had so much spread.[/QUOTE]
He should've aimed down the sights, then he wouldn't have missed anywhere that WASNT HIS EYE.
It's meant to go in your mouth, not your eye :v:
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;21432298]How do you whack it to a toilet seat?[/QUOTE]
hes had a lot of practice in skeet shooting
[QUOTE=Dragge;21433791][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3684498/YEAHH.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I dont get why hes putting a pair of glasses on... when he already has a pair on....?
[QUOTE=tommyc225;21454468]I dont get why hes putting a pair of glasses on... when he already has a pair on....?[/QUOTE]
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