[B]An essay on shoes[/B]
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about shoes. The constantly changing fashionable take on shoes demonstrates the depth of the subject. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning shoes by global commercial enterprises, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of shoes.
[B]Social Factors[/B]
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to shoes. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, shoes irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Some analysts have been tempted to disregard shoes. I haven’t. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is shoes. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.
[B]Economic Factors[/B]
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of shoes. Of course, shoes fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.
When displayed this way it becomes very clear that shoes is of great importance. Recent studies indicate that transport costs, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by shoes due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
[B]Political Factors[/B]
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting shoesilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of the uncompromising Bonaventure Tuigamala 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of shoes, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then shoes makes a good case for being the icing.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow shoes to win our vote?
[B]Conclusion[/B]
To conclude shoes has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It replenishes the self, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres.
The final say goes to the award winning Denzel Pfeiffer: 'Oooh yeah shoes shoo badaby dooo.' [3]
[B][1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
[3] Weekly shoes - Issue 54 - Rhino Media[/B]