I've captured a tic! - General

Put him in the cheese. Watch him eat his way out. Then he'll be too fat to escape and you can keep him as a pet.

Build an extremely detailed and intricate house and place him inside the living room. Then make it explode.

Tics are very, very resistive. He has like : Carapace: +100 HP +75% to fire resistance +Floating on wate -Easily gets converted to communism -Is attracted to cheese.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;21687417]looks far too big to be a tic[/QUOTE] The re-education program must be working.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;21687417]looks far too big to be a tic[/QUOTE] Not at all. I've seen WAY larger ticks. They vary a lot between regions.

I think he might be hungry and if he is the reeducation won't be that effective. Feed him!

Put him in a jar and make him your bitch

color him red for communism.

Catch a wild rat and feed it to him or vice versa.

Just kill it. I hate parasites they creep me out. Hit him with a lighter, fry his ass

[QUOTE=RJ102;21687360]/>:-l[/QUOTE] hai rj :p

put red fingernail polish on it's back, release into the wild, someday catch that tic again.

Do you know why there are so many "kill it" votes? Because the column is red!

Be sure to play the Soviet Anthem.

make a ball for him, stick him in it, throw it at some body like a pokeball

[QUOTE=xKAZUYAx;21687562]make a ball for him, stick him in it, throw it at some body like a pokeball[/QUOTE] Commie Tic, ATTACK!

wow are we bored

Well It appears the re education has worked, as he is no longer inclined towards exit, in fact, he walks right by the exist he uses every time, knowing full well of the potential freedom. [IMG_thumb]http://i40.tinypic.com/30lifys.jpg[/IMG_thumb] So I've decided his stay here is finished, but because I robbed him of part of his life, i gave him enough easy cheese to last him until he is ready to get back on his feet. [IMG_thumb]http://i39.tinypic.com/t6vznm.jpg[/IMG_thumb] (front porch) Until then, he will spread communism to his comrades, and share his cheese with them, and start a communist revolution. God speed comrade. God speed.

what the fuck is that cream cheese

Should have burned it. Burn it anyways, Before it's too late.

This is the part where you are supposed to make it kill it's own parents!

kill it with fire

Anyway, take out the flap of paper in party poppers that keep the confetti in, place tic inside, put it back. You know what to do. It might survive, so redo if it does.

maybe you will have a whole family of communist tics outside your house when you wake up

Torture it until it reveals who sent it. Then burn him alive.

[QUOTE=:awesome:;21687642]maybe you will have a whole family of communist tics outside your house when you wake up[/QUOTE] All trying to share OP's blood.

All this hoopla over a tick? I get those fuckers on me all the time, just squash 'um. If you burn them, they make this very pleasant popping sound.

I was planning on fapping after I read this thread. Now im too scared that a tic will crawl on my dick in the process

Kill it, it's more funny AHAH ! And please, with fire !

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;21687953]All this hoopla over a tick? I get those fuckers on me all the time, just squash 'um. If you burn them, they make this very pleasant popping sound.[/QUOTE] you're a sicko it is immoral to kill any living thing