I've captured a tic!

[Kuzorzy]

" let it crawl into your dickhole "
" Have sex with it "

Wtf guys xD ! !!

[PivotDJ]

[QUOTE=Kuzorzy;21692943]" let it crawl into your dickhole "
" Have sex with it "

Wtf guys xD ! !![/QUOTE]

xd so fnny xd!11 1!1 1 ! 11 1 1

:frog:

[heavy artillery]

get more

[StreetFight]

if youre gonna burn it burn it with a magnifying glass

[Nightrazr]

Put it in a jar.
Evertime you need to fart, open the jar and fart into it.
Gas the fucker.

[The Pink Scotti]

they are cute!
[img]http://www.usbr.gov/mp/ccao/newmelones/images/wildlife_tick.jpg[/img]

[JeffAndersen]

Get a piece of metal. Put him on top and heat the metal from the bottom. Alumium foil would work perfectly. make it stand in the air so you can heat it without holding it.

[IMA SHAARK]

put him in your eye

[cheesedelux]

:barf:
Well, if tics start building industrial complexes behind your furniture, you only have yourself to blame.

[Killerjc]

great now the tics are going to revolt and take over the country
thanks

dick

[yodafart9]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;21688468]you're a sicko

it is immoral to kill any living thing[/QUOTE]

Try telling that to Suicide bombers, Lions, snakes, soldiers, psychopaths, murderers, serial killers, war mongers, and your tax dollars.

[declan]

Feed it until it's 5 foot big and then let it free

[MattSif]

This thread has made me start liking General Discussion more.

[21657319]

I am terrified of ticks

[ProboardslolV2]

[QUOTE=Lithifold;21691020]If it was biting you and you ripped it out you've probably still got the head in you. That causes Lyme disease.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease[/URL]

I'd go to the doctors if I were you.[/QUOTE]
nah I caught it before it bit me, it was getting ready to sink it's teeth in when i felt something crawling around

[Stupideye]

[QUOTE=Killerjc;21693727]great now the tics are going to revolt and take over the country
thanks

dick[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with a Communist country run by ticks.

[UberEmo]

Get it a mate, and make a tick farm. Then when someone pisses you off, unleash it into their bloodstream making a tick-man hybrid.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Nightrazr;21693555]Put it in a jar.
Evertime you need to fart, open the jar and fart into it.
Gas the fucker.[/QUOTE]

And when it crawls into your asshole, then what?

[ProboardslolV2]

for the rest of the night after I had set my comrade free, I slapped myself any time I got an itch

[Stunted]

The thought of a tick burying it's head into my skin is not a pleasant one.

[Comcastic]

Next thing you should do: Make an ant concentration camp.

[Eudoxia]

Do science to it.

:science:

[JerryK]

Find him a tic to mate with, then watch as they build a society and advance to space flight and exploring other galaxies in a matter of days.

[derlicious]

Breed it with an ant or smthing... and dress it up in mini skirts 'n' shit then play communist music and wip is.

Also to kill it. Put it in a glass of strong alcohol and just before it dies light it on fire and drink it.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21696494]for the rest of the night after I had set my comrade free, I slapped myself any time I got an itch[/QUOTE]

Your next mission is to turn a Rabbit Communist.

[DesolateGrun]

"I've captured a tic!"
Tac
[img]http://www.bwcliffordcandy.com/productimages/mintsanshardcandy/Tic%20Tacs%20Orange%2024%20count.jpg[/img]

[killa101]

You should train the tic, put him in some sort of maze, with cheese at the end. Like a mouse.

[theseltsamone]

[img]http://www.mctweb.com/product/images/309286.jpg[/img]

It appears as though the spread of communism among tics has grown! The tacs however, are still quite capitalist.

[Baileyboys]

Makes me want to find a tic and capture it.

[evilweazel]

I'm part of the tick division of the American Government, we are sending a tactical strike force to rescue the tick and unload hot, creamy, freedom and capitalism all over your face. You have 48 hours.