I've captured a tic! - General

Put it in a water bottle, blow weed smoke in it, and watch the show.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;21701761]I'm part of the tick division of the American Government, we are sending a tactical strike force to rescue the tick and unload hot, creamy, freedom and capitalism all over your face. You have 48 hours.[/QUOTE] This is a lighthouse, your call.

[QUOTE=radioactive;21701797]This is a lighthouse, your call.[/QUOTE] I get it

I don't.

They invented fire for a reason.

Put it on the person who sits in front of you in math tomorrow, somewhere they won't see it.

Get a thumb tack. Put the two on the same surface. Take picture. Tic-Tacs. Otherwise, just crucify it. It's the ultimate way to show your authority. Once you've been crucified, you KNOW you've been owned. I just hope little Jew-Tic's don't try and start a religion and troll your bedroom. For your sake, and ours.

I found a tic the size of a piece of corn on my dog.

[QUOTE=TicTac;21702126]I found a tic the size of a piece of [b]corn[/b] on my [b]dog.[/b][/QUOTE] :v:

I've captured a tock! Hey OP, wanna trade?

Speak of the devil, I found a kle, wanna breed em?

Breed ticks/tics at the westboro baptist church headquarters. Does tic have a dual spelling method or is it simply just tic?

[QUOTE=Lemonator;21702322]Breed ticks at the westboro baptist church headquarters.[/QUOTE] Don't. They'll say its just a sign from god. About SOMETHING.

Rescue Commie Tic!, the ant forces are on their way to jail him!

Like tics are gay Im up with the weed thing Problem is you cant burying him alive is pointless because he wont know and he can last for ever with minimal oxygen.. What about feeding him blood from a man with aids.

I am not Commie nor gay.

[QUOTE=TicTac;21703842]I am not Commie nor gay.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth.

[QUOTE=Lithifold;21691020]If it was biting you and you ripped it out you've probably still got the head in you. That causes Lyme disease. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease[/url] I'd go to the doctors if I were you.[/QUOTE] only [b]infected[/b] deer tick bites cause lyme disease. This is a deer tick [img]http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2008/clarin_bria/Images/deer-tick.jpg[/img] Probably not one

[QUOTE=Poodle;21704135]only [B]infected[/B] deer tick bites cause lyme disease. This is a deer tick [IMG]http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2008/clarin_bria/Images/deer-tick.jpg[/IMG] Probably not one[/QUOTE] Yup that's the kind i had

Wait how was that son of a bitch still alive if you possibly left the head behind?

[QUOTE=Viper202;21705026]Wait how was that son of a bitch still alive if you possibly left the head behind?[/QUOTE] He didn't bit me, he was getting ready to though

This looks like fun! Im off to find a spider and make it a Nazi. [editline]07:21PM[/editline] then turn an ant to Vietcong!

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;21705316]This looks like fun! Im off to find a spider and make it a Nazi. [editline]07:21PM[/editline] then turn an ant to Vietcong![/QUOTE] spiders are smarter than tics, its harder to convert them. [editline]12:24AM[/editline] ants on the other hand, wont listen to anyone but the motherqueen!

Then I shall turn the queen to the Nazi side...then...[b]Im off to France![/b]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;21705524]Then I shall turn the queen to the Nazi side...then...[b]Im off to France![/b][/QUOTE] Now your thinking with Swastikas...

[QUOTE=nookupeous;21702230]I've captured a tock! Hey OP, wanna trade?[/QUOTE] Hey I've captured a cock, it's you!

Capture another insect, let them meet, battle royal.

Train an army of ticks and then have a communist tick revolution.

Eat him

I applaud you for converting the ant to the communist agenda, comrade. May the tic spread the glory of the motherland.