[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21687601]Well It appears the re education has worked, as he is no longer inclined towards exit, in fact, he walks right by the exist he uses every time, knowing full well of the potential freedom.
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So I've decided his stay here is finished, but because I robbed him of part of his life, i gave him enough easy cheese to last him until he is ready to get back on his feet.
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(front porch)
Until then, he will spread communism to his comrades, and share his cheese with them, and start a communist revolution.
God speed comrade. God speed.[/QUOTE]
Brilliance.
put him in a jar
and then put the jar in your ass
Ok here is what you do. Take a clear container and put him inside. Hang the communist flag over the container. Put him infront of the tv and make him watch seinfeld reruns. (Everyone knows that's communist)
Now, after watching the 2 hour marathon, reward him for his success by severing the tip of your left index finger and placing it in the container for him to eat. It must be the left index finger, its the tastiest of the severed fingers.
I think a tic is the greatest symbol of capitalism ever. They must survive off the blood of the working class, lest they die. And when you wad them up in toilet paper and flush them, they don't come back up.
Kill it the way I told you to.
With a gas grill ignition plug.
I've zapped ants with one of them.
Kill the tic with the plug, it's slow and painfull. And you get to see him twitch around.
jst kil it
My cousin got Lyme Disease and he had to choose between
-Big Breasts
-Drowsiness
-Death
for a treatment. I would choose Breasts :q:
Now I know what Andrew Ryan was talking about. Those damn communist parasites!
Did you kill it yet ?
Has our comrade tic spread the word of Communism yet? I don't see any red flags outside my house yet!
Hey, guys, i know where to find some tics, should i capture and convert them?
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;21687100]Put him down your penis! Post results.[/QUOTE]
This.
Send him to a Gulag,
Stomp on him, then throw the remains down a meatgrinder and make a delicious sandwich :v:
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