put him in a small fire and watch him pop!
it's what I do, but this one looks friendly, keep him as a pet :3:
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;21737757]put him in a jar
and then put the jar in your ass[/QUOTE]
The sun is setting, the tics are coming out, should i capture them?
OP's tic in the following days :
[img]http://www.quirkyguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/parasitic-tic-one-inhabitant-of-japans-meguro-parasitological-museumcsteve-ford-elliottstockxchange.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=coco911231;21801306]The sun is setting, the tics are coming out, should i capture them?[/QUOTE]
What kind of tics do you have in your area? They undead or something?
[QUOTE=Deathbane;21801353]What kind of tics do you have in your area? They undead or something?[/QUOTE]
dunno, but they only come out at night (or i only see them at night because i usually go and do stuff at night)
[QUOTE=wakkydude;21719072]http://www.twikeodream.com/images/7910567tictac_mint_1.jpg[/QUOTE]
You called?
Put it in a metal container with some cover that you can see through- Then heat the bottom until the little fuck jumps around in pain and lave it 'till it dies.
Fucking burn it.
[QUOTE=Magman77;21801488]Put it in a metal container with some cover that you can see through- Then heat the bottom until the little fuck jumps around in pain and lave it 'till it dies.[/QUOTE]
Never mind... this. ^
Smash that fucker with a hammer.
Feed it a lot until it bursts into flames
Since it has been re-educated, capture another and use that tick to get plans on the americans
I don't have any pictures, but on my way home from school yesterday, I found a dead mouse on my porch
Other) Spit some of your lyrics at it.
Put him through rigorous supersoldier training courses and appoint him as your personal body guard. Put poison on his mouth to kill trespassers.
Um, A massive horde of red ticks waving the hammer and sickle are outside my house :ohdear: . luckily My trained aussie ticks waving the southern cross are here to defend our rights and liberties!!!
(guess the historical references!)
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21740938]I think a tic is the greatest symbol of capitalism ever. They must survive off the blood of the working class, lest they die. And when you wad them up in toilet paper and flush them, they don't come back up.[/QUOTE]
Greatest symbol of capitalism? It's quite backwards, my friend. In a capitalistic society, one goes as far towards greatness as his own effort and hard work carries him. The rich give the poor the jobs, and the poor can raise from nothing to greatness. In a communistic society, nobody goes toward greatness, and you are actually a tick, sucking the life blood out of your neighbor's hard work.
I think you better get a good hard look at the facts before you go spreading your communist propaganda around, unless teaching it to actual ticks, in which case, it's hilarious and ironic.
go to the mall and put it on someone
Reminds me of the tick on my dick. If any of you remeber.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;21836773]-_- communist tics suck[/QUOTE]
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
we need an update on what happened to that paper full of easy cheese
[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;21839557]we need an update on what happened to that paper full of easy cheese[/QUOTE]
the paper was face down with some of the cheese stuck in my front yard. Either something carried it away or the wind blew it, but eventually some animal (looks like a small dog) came up and chewed up the paper and ate some of the cheese and threw pieces all over the place. I mowed it up. I hope my comrade got away
Gaa hate those things. I've had one stuck on my balls before, had to use tweezers (which i use all the time :cool:) to get it out.
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