Suicide Methods

[SneakySneak]

Materials: Razor wire super glue a stool hook or something to hold razor wire

First you hang the razorwire around the object that'll be holing you up then you take stool stand on it. And then take superglue and superglue your hands to your head, then jump the razor should cut your head off then make it look like you ripped your own head out.

[MedicWine]

Suicide booth
:zoid:

[editline]05:16AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19519744]
you know you want to[/QUOTE]

:vd:

[EurofanBMW]

Step 1. Grow a vagina and get pregnant

Step 2. Drink soda and other unhealthy shit.

Step 3. Allow kidney stone to form.

Step 4. Give birth and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Step 5. EPIC PWNAGE PAIN DEATH

[meepugh]

Hold your breath until you die.

[matt!619]

i have a bad feeling by page 5 the op had allready killed himself

[teeheeV2]

Shove a screwdriver down your dick

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=lulzbocks;19500535]Cyanide and bullet to the mouth

[IMG]http://library.thinkquest.org/08aug/01776/images/hitler460.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Why not just bullet to the mouth?
Waste of good cyanide there.

[teeheeV2]

Jar up your but

[Monkeytracks]

Now I have the information to cause pain and suffuring on my loved ones.

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=RedCzar;19489205]If you can get insulin then you have a good suicide method. Just inject 2cc's of Novalog (or fast acting insulin) into you body and sit back and wait. It is painless and after an hour you will go unconscious and then you will die. This is also a cool way to die because having [B]severe low blood sugar is trippy[/B].[/QUOTE]

Um, no. It's uncomfortable as hell, I always get shivering and sweating. Plus my survival instinct kicks in every time for some reason.

[Simpleboo]

Drink 4 gallons of water in less than an hour.

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;19492086]masterbate until you die from dehydration[/QUOTE]

that's gonna need one hell of a porno

[mastersrp]

[QUOTE=matt!619;19524828]i have a bad feeling by page 5 the op had allready killed himself[/QUOTE]

Then how would i be able to reply on the exact same page you just posted on?

[bODYbAGZ]

fap till you explode.

[jewdozer]

The most comprehensive guide to killing yourself is found here> [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=608614][highlight]FACEPUNCH SUICIDE GUIDE[/highlight][/url]

[ballahswe]

weak people kill them themselves :O

[ScurrTheSecond]

make fun of chuck norris. :smug:

[Hunterbrute]

[QUOTE=scurr;19526463]make fun of chuck norris. :smug:[/QUOTE]

That doesnt kill you, he just kicks you so hard you go back in time twice.

Yes twice.

[Taloc111]

Someone could always die of having too much sex, I mean one man died of having sex for a whole day and then had a heart attack after it was over.

[steven688]

Shoot a syringe full of air in one of your vains

[mastersrp]

[QUOTE=steven688;19558766]Shoot a syringe full of air in one of your vains[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure if you'd die that way. More like getting high?

[MortalK0mbat]

Taking alot of sleeping pills eh? Enjoy the feeling of your liver failing, your heart beating slower and slower and your brain swelling and pushing against your skull until you finally collapse and die slowly.

[djzwicblaze]

masturbating until you die

[ScurrTheSecond]

work for staples live chat.

[MedicWine]

Go into an airport wearing a big coat, with a birthday gift. and scream I'VE GOT A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU JIMMY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHHAHAHHAA

and wait to get shot. after they open the gift they'll probably shoot themselves when they see it was just a teddy bear and a card drawn by Jimmy's daughter.

[MarmaLadeWarior]

Watch Spiderman 3.

[RedNaleX]

[QUOTE=MarmaLadeWarior;19596389]Watch Spiderman 3.[/QUOTE]

If he could die from watching Spiderman 3... what would be the effect if he watched it rewinded?

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485872]Please include details about effectiveness and timeout before death, and how painful it is. Side effects would be nice as well (even though this way is pretty obvious)[/QUOTE]

Are you fucking kidding me

[Garmr89]

Do the Flying Taliban method.
1. Get a bomb belt with height detecting detonator.
2. Find a high public building in your city.
3. Get on the roof of it.
4. Set your bomb to detonate at about 30-50 meters above the ground level.
5. Wait for a crowd to gather.
6. Jump. You will provide a rain of intestines and blood for the crowd, providing joy to all. Bonus for falling in Superman fashion and/or extra bonus for having an airplane transformer suit.

Note: If the police somehow get you, you will still blow up when they escort you downstairs. This is a win-win technique.

[TheChantzGuy]

[QUOTE=Doozle;19485856]Eating a bathtub full of beans.

/plagiarism[/QUOTE]

and another person has google'd "cool ways to kill yourself"

[editline]02:08AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=zombieslaya;19598637]Do the Flying Taliban method.
1. Get a bomb belt with height detecting detonator.
2. Find a high public building in your city.
3. Get on the roof of it.
4. Set your bomb to detonate at about 30-50 meters above the ground level.
5. Wait for a crowd to gather.
6. Jump. You will provide a rain of intestines and blood for the crowd, providing joy to all. Bonus for falling in Superman fashion and/or extra bonus for having an airplane transformer suit.

Note: If the police somehow get you, you will still blow up when they escort you downstairs. This is a win-win technique.[/QUOTE]

jesus christ how much copy pasta is in this thread?