Shove a stick of dynamite up your ass and try and ejaculate before it explodes.
gran torino
[QUOTE=thereisno131;19485946]Why hasn't anyone realised that the OP wants to looks for ideas to kill himself.[/QUOTE]
i was expecting someone to say that like 3-5 posts ago
i died one time... it hurt
Somethin' ain't right with the OP thinking a lot about this sort of shit.
In other news....
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Walk into a bank wearing a ski mask, then wait in line
Gun in your mouth and aim for the brain stem, no way in fuck I'm gonna be a veggy.
If you're going to kill yourself, make sure it's cheap.
You wanna save some money for souvenirs in heaven.
1. Procure a job as a taxi driver.
2. Fill trunk of taxi with money covered in anthrax spores/dipped in nerve gas. Also cocaine.
3. Get incredibly long rope, tie one side to your neck, the other side to a street post. Hide rope on neck.
4. Lure civilian into taxi, preferably around Times Square.
5. Gun it.
6. Your head will be ripped off your shoulders, blood will splatter the windshield and most likely your passenger. He/she possibly jumps out, which is good. (See step 8.)
7. Your car hits various pedestrians, vehicles, etc, and then crash into a building and hopefully explode.
8. Your car will rain explosive/toxic/addictive money, assloads of civilians will get sick, dead, or crackwhore'd, and, if you're lucky, if your passenger dropped out, the police can blame him/her. Yay lifetime in prison or maybe death penalty!
9. (Optional). Fill hood of car with sealed bags of pixie stick dust, preferably pink or green, and confetti. Happy birthday car explosion of tainted money! Alternatively, fill with lollipops and kill children.
And that's how you do it.
Burn thermite on your face.
Drop acid take morphine drift down a waterfall/throw yourself off a building/cliff
Also ironically I was listening to Get ready to die by Andrew W.K its a fitting song really. :banjo:
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hurtme 100000000 in console :downs:
or shoot an arrow straight up
Piss in bleach
Piss to the point of Kidney failure.
piss into a bottle of bleach and when the amonia in ur piss mixes with the (forgets name of chemical) in the bleach itl create mustard gas and the gas will seep into ur bodily orafaces and u will die very slowly and painfully and literally cough up your longs while the rest of your inards (and outsides) basically melt
i know someone else already said "piss in bleach" but i feel my answer was much more....satisfying (mwahahahaha)
Start a bulldozer up...
leap out...
run in front of it...
and let it squish you. Simple and fun.
[QUOTE=Cpt. Kool-Aid;19638466]piss into a bottle of bleach and when the amonia in ur piss mixes with the (forgets name of chemical) in the bleach itl create mustard gas and the gas will seep into ur bodily orafaces and u will die very slowly and painfully and literally cough up your longs while the rest of your inards (and outsides) basically melt
i know someone else already said "piss in bleach" but i feel my answer was much more....satisfying (mwahahahaha)[/QUOTE]
Chlorine?
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;19636728]hurtme 100000000 in console :downs:
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Okay, lemme pull down my console real quick
DER DER DER.
If yer gonna try and be funny at least put some goddamn effort into it.
Taking pills isn't a suicide method, it's an attention getting method
If they really wanted to die, they'd buy a gun and blow their brains out
Kill 5+ people, Get lethal injection.
[QUOTE=Jzzb;19642576]Taking pills isn't a suicide method, it's an attention getting method
If they really wanted to die, they'd buy a gun and blow their brains out[/QUOTE]
And what if they can't get a gun?
This thread kind of worries me.. the OP seems so keen to know how long it will take and how painful, I hope he's not thinking of taking your advice.
Also,
Koalas, hahaha, obviously not an Australian I see. :P
Choke on seamen.
[QUOTE=MotherBitch;19644137]This thread kind of worries me.. the OP seems so keen to know how long it will take and how painful, I hope he's not thinking of taking your advice.
Also,
Koalas, hahaha, obviously not an Australian I see. :P[/QUOTE]
The fact that he's whoring for attention instead of actually killing himself pretty much means he's not willing to do it. I mean it has been a week. Also, there's no painless way unless you can get a hold of that stuff they use in lethal injections. Gunshot to the head? There's a chance you could do it wrong and survive a good deal later. Falling on your head is a surefire way to die fast, but painlessly is unsure, no one ever survives to tell us. Those that survive parachuting accidents though I'm sure will say it's painful. any other method guarantees a pretty slow death.
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;19644159]Choke on seamen.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485838]I've been thinking about ways of a man to kill himself. I know of several ways, 10s and 100s of ways, expensive, cheap, effective and fast, or slow and painful.
My question to FP is, what do YOU think is the MOST effective, fastest, most painless and cheapest way of killing yourself? Bonus for effectiveness and the more "household" the better.
Like for example, you can take drugs to kill yourself.
Now, taking drugs is not just something you do. First, you need to know what drug, what the effects of the drug are, and how long it'll take before you'll actually be DEAD, AND how painful it will be. Details like this must be included in the answers/replies.
Please try to keep this thread "serious". If you don't have a serious answer, please don't answer at all. Negative posts aren't really welcome. Fire away!
[b]NOTE: Please include details about how painful it'll be, possible side effects, time before the actual occurrence of death.[/b][/QUOTE]
Shooting yourself in the head.
Pain: None
Timeout:0
Side Effects: Death
Silly you...
sv_gravity 10000000000000
then jump off a stair
Jumping off the H of the holly wood sighn,side effects: death.
[QUOTE=JesterUK;19643137]And what if they can't get a gun?[/QUOTE]Then they hang themselves, slit their own throat, jump off a building, whatever
If someone really wants to die, it's easy
Caffeine pills, shit tons.
Painless and quick.
Walk in front of a cop and yell "sY hEllO t My Li'il FrIeNd!!1" and pull out a nerf gun.
[QUOTE=EurofanBMW;19659286]Walk in front of a cop and yell "sY hEllO t My Li'il FrIeNd!!1" and pull out a nerf gun.[/QUOTE]
Epic
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Razor Blades taped to a fan on high power.
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